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JS anyone?
Enter JS.
Heck, ...
So I was coding JS and...
I see your C and raise you a JS
Why is everyone downvoting this?
Deep/mad respect to...

u mena haskal?
Have you read your SICP today?
unscientific and ultimately destructive
NO EXCEPTIONS!
orbis terrarum delenda est
hax my anus
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the abc programming language
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