The Russian Invasion of 2022

ITT we propose solutions to the Russia issue. How would you solve it? Since we're /prog/rammers here, technical solutions are preferred.

Learn Russian and join the dark side as did Steven Seagal, after committing multiple crimes in America, losing all samurai honor and making his Japanese family to break ties with him. Yes. Seagal was a huge weeboo, but now he is a putinboo

Launch all the nukes and obliterate all life on earth.

Consider trading gas in rubles.

Consider trading gas in rubles.

Young man Putin turns into seventy-year Old Man Putin on October 7th of 2022. By then Putin will have killed about 20,000 young Russian men in his Nazi-esque war, along with thousands of young Ukrainian men defending their home territory. Putin is like Hitler come back to life. Putin himself has not much longer to go.

When you poast a Comment on Reddit, sometimes you are allowed to select and edit a "flair" of your self-description as a Redditor.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit -- has 318,505 subscribed users who are "conducting psyops" on Reddit by pointing out rabid, reality-distorted posts by other users in the sarcastic "Top Minds of Reddit" category.

"Top Mind of AI and Collectible Mentifex Autographs" is the new flair of Mentifex which challenges all the subReddit geniuses to click on the poasting history of Mentifex and find out just who this weirdo is. Therefore, if you are spreading memes about a topic of importance to you, you may make any glib comment you like and up to 318,505 users will notice your flair more than whatever mindless statement you make, and will delve into your poasting history to discover the messages that really matter. Q.E.D.

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