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Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 9:11

https://imgur.com/a/ZOry86V

I do have a C.V., but expectably it is empty.
I did escort, but it was unofficial, without paying taxes.
And I did it as freelance, without a pimp.
So I doubt if it eligible to be in a software engineer C.V.

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 9:14

test

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 9:17

Lose the trans/russian part, it might be understandable to lead with this in a shithole country like the us, but not here.

Put more focus on the tech part. Having created your own proglang is a good selling point.

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 9:19

Do not mention your (lack of) toes on the cover letter.

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 10:09

>>4
Less toes => smaller body mass => less spent on office lunches
- Elon 'starve-u-into-submission' Musk

Name: Jeffrey William Bezos 2022-11-14 10:56

Less toes => painful walking => less walking to toilet to jerk off on work time

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 17:23

no toes - no woes

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 23:02

We're data scientists, we don't take that crap!

Name: Anonymous 2022-11-14 23:14

well little whamper, looks like it's time to don the name of Nikita Sadkov and get all the jobs in the world. you sold him short, Nancy, you sold him short!
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