it's not like nancy gold is learning to make homes

she's all like

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

trying to be a hotshot top of the line programmer

not a god damned home maker

give this man his penis back and sell him to russia

I WANNA BE THE VERY WORST
WORSE THAN EVERYONE ALREADY IS
TO RELEASE THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO RARE CANDY THEM IS MY CAUSE