The Tale of the Seven Seas

First I would like to interject for a moment. But what you are about to read is pure bullshit. I would like to claim that Lambda Arthur Calculus is pure dino testicles. That much is to be expected. But this essay is not about that. This essay is about the Lambda Papers by George Orge Steel Cut Oatmeal.

And Bruce Perens went on to claim, that "that's what really happened". Who is Bruce Perens these days? You hardly hear anything about him anymore. Lots of juicy grapes and oranges for those shits.

Then we get to Richard Stallman. Well it takes a cat to catch a rat. And this rat has the biggest, fattest belly you've ever seen. Still, Tim from the OSGUI tech show appreciates him, and so should you. Join us now and share the software, you'll be free, hackers you'll be free.

Finally, we arrive at Nancy Gold a.k.a Nancy Aurum a.k.a Nikita Sadkov a.k.a Winged Balls Sadkov. What a laugh and a half. If I ever want to have an abortion I'll give this guy a call. I won't even go into what this guy does on the toilet.

That concludes this brief essay on the Tale of the Seven Seas. Marcus Boobus be good to your mum, I'm gonna grab a few drinks, get blitzed after this. I know Donald Trump in the Whitehouse is getting blitzed after this. Y'all have a good one. Good day.