Paul Twitchell and Fubbi Quantz

while Paul Twitchell sits there twiddling his thumbs, Fubbi Quantz pows a dime bag a dozen with a blastoise punch yo, but he won't put his derwent pencil to thateh.

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yes, he's a good doggie that Fubbi Quantz. he will suit finely for my needs. BOW WOW WOW YIPPEE YO YIPPEEE YAYYYY KICK MAH BOWL SACK MORE CRIMM IN NOW BOW WOW WOW YIPPEE YO YIPPEE YAY IN MAH BOWL SACK MORE CRIMMIN NOW

that's what we'll do to Fubbi Quantz, we'll get him in his ball sack. then we will prostrate him properly.

That can't be a real name.