What if the Old Testament is from the Vikings?

What if the Old Testament (first 5 books) is from the Vikings?
And the New Testament is from faggot white people?

And the Bible as we know it is the result of a peace treaty between the NorthMen (Rus, men who row) and the FAGGOT white people.

Old Testament (frst 5 books) is all about raping female children, killing all the men in a village and the cunt fucking women and killing their sons infront of them, and then cumming inside of the living bodies of the little girls. Who they've taken as theirs.

White people seethe.
New Testament is all about chopping off your dick and balls (matthew 19 greek), forgiving women, and giving away your stuff, being passive, and being a eunich slave.

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>Jesus only meant that for some it is to live like an eunuch as in having no sex at all.

ItZ Ok TO be DeNieD the GooD tHiNgS in LiFe like LittlE gurl Bridez!!!!

YHWH allows child brides and gave little girls as rewards to the men.
We will kill you white fucking people no matter what consequence for the world that is.
Give us our rights back. Or die.
FUCK you __FALSE DEMI GOD__ jesus.