/prog/rider's secret society

We should create a club/lodge for programmers. If stonemasons created one many years ago just because they knew how to carve stupid stones and build some basic structures, why we still don't have one?
This is what we need:
◦ A symbol.
◦ A secret handshake.
◦ A set of rules.
◦ An unknown leader.
◦ An unknown sub-leader.
◦ A library with exceptional computer books, a printed version of world4ch's /prog/ (aka The Old Testament), ancient computers, and other relics.
◦ A list of heretic languages carved in stone.

young minds poisoned by the gang of four
cut off from the ancient knowledge
LISP has left the building
we're doing python now
SICP a mere shadow of its past

the next PHP programmer interrupts me
"his" language can do it all anyways
blinded by ignorance
he cannot even see his shackles he built for himself

so we bite our lips just a little longer
learn to avoid the puzzled looks of the youngins
when they see the disappointment in our eyes
when they announce their newest web-project

brogrammers copy pastin code from stackoverflow
unaware of the finer subtleties of the art
the principles of UNIX long forgotten
in a tldr culture that nobody has time for

woe us
little to gain
nothing to lose
trapped in the bottom of the belly the machine
divided
defeated

and the machine is dying