/prog/rider's secret society

We should create a club/lodge for programmers. If stonemasons created one many years ago just because they knew how to carve stupid stones and build some basic structures, why we still don't have one?
This is what we need:
◦ A symbol.
◦ A secret handshake.
◦ A set of rules.
◦ An unknown leader.
◦ An unknown sub-leader.
◦ A library with exceptional computer books, a printed version of world4ch's /prog/ (aka The Old Testament), ancient computers, and other relics.
◦ A list of heretic languages carved in stone.

>>36
I am not a hipster, I am a sorcerer who summons the spirits of the computer with his spells.

There is nothing KISS about UNIX. A more apt description for what UNIX adheres to is KIRR or Keep It Retarded, Retard.

>>40
Modularizing each part of a Operating System in simple programs that can interact using standards IPCs seems pretty much KISS, or at least that's what I though until now...

But please, go on and delight us with your knowledge about Genera and Smalltalk.