/prog/rider's secret society

We should create a club/lodge for programmers. If stonemasons created one many years ago just because they knew how to carve stupid stones and build some basic structures, why we still don't have one?
This is what we need:
◦ A symbol.
◦ A secret handshake.
◦ A set of rules.
◦ An unknown leader.
◦ An unknown sub-leader.
◦ A library with exceptional computer books, a printed version of world4ch's /prog/ (aka The Old Testament), ancient computers, and other relics.
◦ A list of heretic languages carved in stone.

>>8
No. I would like a place which can sustain itself financially (without begging), and I am slightly against anonymity within the society itself. Avoiding notice from the outside isn't hard, and I don't care one way or the other whether people know about us. The FSF also evangelizes free software, which is fine, but I'm much more interested in sharing software amongst ourselves than with outsiders. If anything, we should encourage the notion that computers are inaccessible and hard to understand. We could use that belief to our advantage.

Basically, rather than trying to drag everyone along like the FSF, I think we should cut the dead weight loose and see how high we can go.