Needs more drama

Our home gets canned and the only tl;dr rant I see is on /jp/? What the fuck is this? moot didn't cut your nuts off too when he axed /prog/, did he? Be emotional, be angry, be bitchy, you bitches. I saw more whining about how horrible things were when we found out that Mentifex was from usenet!

I expect a 2000 essay on what an injustice this and what a cocksucker moot is on my desk by tomorrow. You lazy, content little shots had also better full this thread with theories about how the JEWS or something are behind it. Get to work.

Honestly, I think the most shameful thing I've done in my life is actively post on this board.

I really think I'm a worse person as a result of my participation here.

I feel like I waste a lot of my energy participating in and reading the discussions.

I remember how productive and creative I was when I wasn't an active poster.

I really think it has something to do with this place in particular, not forums or the internet in general.

I think it's the fact that I've willingly spent so much of my time interacting with such lowlifes is probably the saddest part of all of this.

How awful.