girls fart from both holes

There's nothing quite like a woman sitting in class or at a meeting, trying to let out a quiet one, and having it blurp up the next hole.
It isn't the best part though. The best part is when she stands up and has no control over the subsequent queefs flapping out from between her thighs. The first one is the loudest and most embarrassing. But there are more. For the next 3-7 steps, another escapes, getting shorter and quieter until they dissipate entirely.
But by then it's too late. I've heard everything.

>>2

No but we can pee out of our nipples