An end to the meme cycle

Like nearly all memes, the words "lel" and "kek" are humorous, but have spread to and stayed in the clutches of common people who aren't smart enough to produce the same caliber of humor, and they have tainted them. It is not bad, it's the natural cycle of most funny things on the internet, and the longer they are used by undesirables the more tainted they become. Anyone aware of this cycle will expect a replacement to pop up for these terms, and eventually become well known and ruined by faggots. I suggest to standardize what we say as an indication of amusement. The word to indicate amusement never changes, and we may add an option to it to specify what type of amusement it is, and how it took place. I'm not sure of the syntax we should use, but how about the same as a function?

lel(irl)
lel(q)

>>9
Stop pulling excuses out of your ass every time you intentionally misuse the quote feature. You're not making >>2 look stupid, you're making yourself look stupid.

If you want do something and you have to choose between
* making your statement directly without looking like a complete idiot, and
* not getting your point across by writing with your head in you ass,
the former is always a better choice.