I Love Having My Little Sissy Dick Be Insulted By Big Dicks

I Am A Huge Faggot AIDS Ridden Whore

Small dicks are more efficient (given they're not impotent), they fulfill their function while occupying less space. Women's satisfaction be damned, they are our subjects and should not complain.
Also, premature ejaculation is superior, because it fulfills its function in less time, so it is more efficient.
The evidence that these absolute values have been inverted in our current society is also evidence of the rise of feminism, which will destroy us all given enough time.
I weep for thee, /prog/.