OFFICAL /lounge/rider JOKE THREAD

I shall start this off

Q: What did the kike admin say when confronted about his kike habits?
A: SHOAH MY ANUS

OK, your turn.
Give me your best jokes.

At the base of the Himalaya mountains, there once existed a Programming monastery.

This monastery was very small, and consisted of only a single Master Programmer and his three disciples: the appist, the codist, and the acolyte Programmer.

One night, the Master Programmer questioned the purpose and meaning of his life, and wished to reaffirm his belief in Programming. He decided to question his three disciples on the topic.

First, the Master asked the codist: "Why do we Program?"
The codist replied, "We Program to turn source code into object code."

Unsatisfied with this response, the Master kicked him out of the monastery.

Next, the Master asked the appist: "Why do we Program?"
The appist replied, "We Program to properly implement the specs given to us by businessman and marketers within the allotted time."

Unsatisfied yet again by his disciple's response, the Master kicked the appist out of the monastery.

Losing hope for his monastery and the art of Programming, the Master finally turned to the acolyte Programmer.

"Why do we Program?", asked the Master.
After pondering this question for some time, the acolyte Programmer gave his response:
"We Program to act as bridges between the World of the Intellect and the World of the Physical."

Satisfied by the acolyte Programmer's response, the Master Programmer fe;t the purpose of his life has been achieved, and decided to leave the monastery.
"I shall now entrust the future of this monastery in your hands," the Master Programmer told the acolyte. "Become a Master Programmer, and take students of your own."

The acolyte stops the Master Programmer as he is about to leave. "But Master, how will I know when I become a Master Programmer?"
Smiling, the Master said: "You will become a Master when you understand the true nature of Programming."

The Master then turned around, raised his hands to the sky, and turned to a fine dust.
At that moment, the acolyte was enlightened.