Ebola in the US

Oh shit, will it make it to Austin? Should I be scared, /lounge/? I ignored it when it was cannibal necrophile Africans getting it, trusting my government to protect me. Should I just kill myself right now? I never thought that the happenings would happen to me!

So you're in Texas, huh? How about we meet up and suck each other off? I can't give you Ebola, but I have hot HIV+ seed I can share.