Blow me you faggots, I just had sex

In a VAGINA too! You dipshit retard homos said it couldn't be done, but I did it. Squirted half a ejaculate right up that cunt's cunt. Only took me twenty seconds, probably a world fucking record (I'll take my medal now, Guinness).

>>11
If none is too many, then you sir are correct.

>>11
kill yourself theist-kunt