I will start the "Church of The Ninth Bit"

Foar I believe in the Hoaly 9th ASCII Bit and how it gives us access to the Hidden Angelic Letters, a set of 256 symboals, like the "triple-you", "hexx" and "whynot". Once we find these letters, this eldesprach, this alphabet invisible, then and oanly then will we knoa the universe entire.

Foar every person, there is an added name which is hidden, spelled in the eldesprach. Foar example, my name is RedCream, but it is really R♪e♫d♥C♦r♪e♫a☺m☻. You will noat added characters that double the length of my name. Thoase characters are expressed in the eldesprach, foar which noa current font is defined. And the crazy thing is, noa matter what the name is, the added characters arrive at a sonoarous result. The name floas fluidly off the divine tongue. The speech of the oaverspace.