ITT: We speak in rhymes

I often wish that I in verse could speak,
But dare not do, lest men my verse critique.
I call upon you loungers, lounging here:
Within this thread let naught but rhymes appear.
And write in iambs grouped in pairs of five,
Such is the form that rhymers best contrive.

Fart man now presents
His first ever haiku verse.
Not bad. Could be worse.