riddle concerning elephants

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge?

check the butter for foot prints.

- Well people say they're seeing the face of, the J-man, and they're claiming to be healed.
- Uh-huh. Who's the J-man?
- Ya know...starts with a J, son of G. Died and went to H... on the C?
- Died on the C...Commode. Commode! Elvis! It's Elvis!
- No, but he was a king. And he did live in a Graceland of sorts... He looks like Ted Nugent.
- Oh yeah, I know that ol' boy! It's Je-
- Don't say it! Let's just call him...Gee Whiz.