Walrus

Hello, I am currently 18 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.

Becoming a walrus is much more than just the operation. Have you thought about what you will do for an income and have you already found a group of walruses that will be willing to take you in and train you? It is my expert advice that you first consider these things before moving over there. Worst case scenario you will be taken advantage of by a group of King Penguins.