End of US Army

Who made fun of the Chinese army for being low-tech? The US recruits are too fat to even enter army:

http://www.military.com/military-fitness/weight-loss/troops-too-fat-to-fight
http://rt.com/usa/obesity-us-army-soldiers-791/

I guess, in a war of US vs China, China will be the only one with a standing army... cause the US army will be rolling or lying. Mwahahaha.

Why do Murricans have mirrors above their toilets?
So they can see their dick while they pee.