End of US Army

Who made fun of the Chinese army for being low-tech? The US recruits are too fat to even enter army:

http://www.military.com/military-fitness/weight-loss/troops-too-fat-to-fight
http://rt.com/usa/obesity-us-army-soldiers-791/

I guess, in a war of US vs China, China will be the only one with a standing army... cause the US army will be rolling or lying. Mwahahaha.

you can still make good use of fat people, just strap them full of explosives and roll them down the streets of beijing