Name: Anonymous 2015-02-28 6:50
Programming is boring and demeaning, everyone wants to go drinking
after work, weed cost to much, sex is gross, computer takes forever to
compile, suicide nets outside windows, music isn't interesting, have
to ride the bus like a poor person, teleconferencing with foreigners,
no good restaurants close enough to have lunch at, performance
evaluations based on lines of code, stuck on /prog/ at three in the
morning, vending machine won't accept bills, mixed agile with
waterfall, impromptu speech at meeting, unpaid overtime, SVN
repository corrupt, change orders, stupid security measures, MSDN
subscriptions, comment quotas, refactoring code from 2003, office
politics, going to a family function at parent's house, wasted sick
days just to sleep in, dress codes, tax office doesn't accept Visa
debit, rent just got raised, people drinking energy drinks, paperwork,
internet filter, people take five thousand items to the express lane,
having to show ID to buy liquor, office slut gossip, uncomfortable
chair, consultants, slogan posters everywhere, janitor didn't empty
the trashcan, light is too bright, two week waiting period to buy a
gun, cat left a dead bird in the bed, pen is out of ink, makefiles,
asshole stole your bagged lunch, holiday parties, pair programming
with a faggot, having to share a secretary, scripting languages,
endless manuals and tech documents, beard is itchy, had a bad dream,
water has something floating in it, endless talk about pitiful poor
people, lighter is out of fluid, shift key going out, someone brought
a store-brand soda, coin counter counted a dime as a penny, mouse
laser shines in your eye, television infomercials, old people who
refuse to retire or die, Taco Bell makes you shit blood, got a
speeding ticket in the mail, batteries went dead, candle burned out,
drug dealer won't call back, someone broke the build, everything is
virtualized, high blood pressure, torrent has zero seeds, left
something across the room before you sat down, waitress won't refill
your fucking drink, printer out of toner, got a cavity, spilled the
ashtray, out of sleeping pills, air conditioner is shitty, women
trying to force conversation and not accepting `fuck off' for an
answer, complete multivitamin isn't all that complete, considered bad
form to drink mouthwash, Windows 8, cubicles, being called `Mister',
got a headache, holes in clothes, circular dependencies, autocomplete,
reimaging, fork is slightly bent, someone pealed the stickers off the
Rubik's Cube, temp workers, gum under the table, dogs barking, knife
isn't sharp enough, public intoxication laws, things take too long to
ship from Japan, Red Hat Linux, tech support contractors, ate the ice
cream too fast, got into a political argument with an idiot, exposed
nail under desk, scratched the front of your Rolex watch, not enough
cabinet space, florescent lighting hurts your eyes, password
complexity requirements with no basis in reality, flowers in window
all died, 401k is poorly managed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in
hand, etc....
after work, weed cost to much, sex is gross, computer takes forever to
compile, suicide nets outside windows, music isn't interesting, have
to ride the bus like a poor person, teleconferencing with foreigners,
no good restaurants close enough to have lunch at, performance
evaluations based on lines of code, stuck on /prog/ at three in the
morning, vending machine won't accept bills, mixed agile with
waterfall, impromptu speech at meeting, unpaid overtime, SVN
repository corrupt, change orders, stupid security measures, MSDN
subscriptions, comment quotas, refactoring code from 2003, office
politics, going to a family function at parent's house, wasted sick
days just to sleep in, dress codes, tax office doesn't accept Visa
debit, rent just got raised, people drinking energy drinks, paperwork,
internet filter, people take five thousand items to the express lane,
having to show ID to buy liquor, office slut gossip, uncomfortable
chair, consultants, slogan posters everywhere, janitor didn't empty
the trashcan, light is too bright, two week waiting period to buy a
gun, cat left a dead bird in the bed, pen is out of ink, makefiles,
asshole stole your bagged lunch, holiday parties, pair programming
with a faggot, having to share a secretary, scripting languages,
endless manuals and tech documents, beard is itchy, had a bad dream,
water has something floating in it, endless talk about pitiful poor
people, lighter is out of fluid, shift key going out, someone brought
a store-brand soda, coin counter counted a dime as a penny, mouse
laser shines in your eye, television infomercials, old people who
refuse to retire or die, Taco Bell makes you shit blood, got a
speeding ticket in the mail, batteries went dead, candle burned out,
drug dealer won't call back, someone broke the build, everything is
virtualized, high blood pressure, torrent has zero seeds, left
something across the room before you sat down, waitress won't refill
your fucking drink, printer out of toner, got a cavity, spilled the
ashtray, out of sleeping pills, air conditioner is shitty, women
trying to force conversation and not accepting `fuck off' for an
answer, complete multivitamin isn't all that complete, considered bad
form to drink mouthwash, Windows 8, cubicles, being called `Mister',
got a headache, holes in clothes, circular dependencies, autocomplete,
reimaging, fork is slightly bent, someone pealed the stickers off the
Rubik's Cube, temp workers, gum under the table, dogs barking, knife
isn't sharp enough, public intoxication laws, things take too long to
ship from Japan, Red Hat Linux, tech support contractors, ate the ice
cream too fast, got into a political argument with an idiot, exposed
nail under desk, scratched the front of your Rolex watch, not enough
cabinet space, florescent lighting hurts your eyes, password
complexity requirements with no basis in reality, flowers in window
all died, 401k is poorly managed, fell asleep with a lit cigarette in
hand, etc....