1. Are you heterosexual? 2. Do you use drugs? 3. Are you a programmer? (hobbyist or otherwise) 4. Do you have a college degree? 5. Do you have a job? 6. Are you fat? 7. Are you religious?
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Anonymous2015-06-27 21:31
1. Lolies! 2. I've recently started huffing gasoline because of how good /lounge/ said it was. 3. Programming is demeaning. Fuck that nerd shit. 4. I have three degrees. 5. My uncle got me a shill job with the JIDF, but I just don't think that work is for me. It's so boring and takes away all my free time. My dream is to be a NEET, where I can leach off my parents and take shits on the floor until I die of hypertension from all the ramen I eat. 6. Not fat enough to get disability, they told me. I tried bulking with some fried chicken, but all it did was make me lactate. Fucking hormones man. 7. I've tried various rituals and spells before, but nothing worked, so I'm guessing that either there isn't a god, or that I am god and I've somehow locked my powers away as I live as a mortal for some reason. It's not so bad though, since my guardian angle is always watching over me to keep me safe. So acute~!