The universe didn't exist before I was born

And it will cease to exist once I die.
Actually, I'm not sure it exists at all. Maybe everything is just an illusion.
You ever get paranoid that everything is just a simulation and researchers are watching you? Or maybe I'm crazy and locked up in an insane asylum and I only think that I'm posting on a website right now.

>>4
You aren't a philosopher. It's easy to tell. Non-philosophers shouldn't be allowed to comment on things beyond their grasp.