Name: Anonymous 2015-08-15 1:47
Really? Not one of you remembered? I've gotten three phone calls wishing me happy birthday from family and ``friends'' that I don't even like, and none of you people could even be bothered to send me a card? Even my 92 year old grandmother sent me $10 in the mail a few days ago, so that's really the least you guys could have done. It's not my fucking fault I'm better than all of you, so get over yourselves and buy me something off my Amazon wishlist to make up for it.