My trackball has turned into a piece of shit.

This "Trackman Marble Mouse" has a ton of lint and crap in the clicker switches. It's been the same with every one that I've owned.

Looking online, the other option is this retarded square deal where you move the ball with the palm of your hand. I can't plausibly imagine a more frustrating control scheme. Also, it's seventy-six dollars, for a mouse. Jesus.

Why do I need a question? Is this Stackoverflow? Am I on Jeopardy? Do I have to end every sentence with a question mark?