Niggers are after my bitcoins.

I randomly got a friend request on Skype from this one guy named John Smith. Considering that no one would ever have that generic of a name? I immediately knew I had a nigger on the line.
This is the entire conversation I had with Major General John Smith, paygrade OF-7 on Skype about 2 hours ago (editors notes in italic superscript!):

[5/3/2016 22:21:30] *** john smith would like to add you on Skype ***
[5/3/2016 22:30:07] *** Anonymous has shared contact details with john smith. ***
[5/3/2016 22:30:13] Anonymous: Hello John.
[5/3/2016 22:30:15] Anonymous: How can I help you?
[5/3/2016 22:30:45] Anonymous: I take it you're ready to send me your application? ^{No one ever adds me on Skype except bots, idiots and scammers, and I figured in case of the latter? I could get him to disclose information, and what not.}
[5/3/2016 22:32:34] john smith: Just want to be a friend with you .
[5/3/2016 22:32:44] Anonymous: Well, who are you?
[5/3/2016 22:33:46] john smith: I am john smith in the us amy force .
[5/3/2016 22:33:59] Anonymous: What is your rank and paygrade?
[5/3/2016 22:34:33] john smith: I am two star geneal . ^{Great Spelling so far, Major General!}
[5/3/2016 22:34:46] Anonymous: Paygrade OF-2? ^{I looked it up real quick and I figure I'd throw a bone and see if he bites. OF-2 isn't a paygrade but a NATO rank. O-7 is the correct paygrade for Major General}
[5/3/2016 22:35:54] Anonymous: You suck at this, 419.
[5/3/2016 22:37:03] john smith: what do you mean by that ?
[5/3/2016 22:37:13] Anonymous: You guyman.
[5/3/2016 22:37:18] Anonymous: I ain't no mugu, Oga. ^{mugu = victim; Oga = Boss}
[5/3/2016 22:37:43] Anonymous: You want to get Lalas, yes? ^{lalas/show/ego = money}
[5/3/2016 22:38:08] Anonymous: You get 'show'? 'ego'? 'lalas'?
[5/3/2016 22:39:19] john smith: Oboy you for tell me since na
[5/3/2016 22:39:27] john smith: Are he be na ^{This expression indicates confusion and lack of understanding.}
[5/3/2016 22:40:04] Anonymous: I knew who you were from the git go.
[5/3/2016 22:40:10] Anonymous: You suck at this.
[5/3/2016 22:40:19] Anonymous: Go scam someone else.
[5/3/2016 22:40:27] Anonymous: Are you targeting me specifically?
[5/3/2016 22:40:33] Anonymous: Or did you just stumble onto me randomly? ^{I get targeted attacks occasionally, I thought this guy might be after my ~2000 bitcoins.}
[5/3/2016 22:41:05] john smith: you too na scam
[5/3/2016 22:41:15] Anonymous: No. I no scam. ^{At this point, I knew I finally figured out I should talk to him like a 5 year old.}
[5/3/2016 22:41:30] john smith: bad market you think i be work
[5/3/2016 22:41:43] Anonymous: Where you from?
[5/3/2016 22:41:57] john smith: nigeria and you ?
[5/3/2016 22:42:06] Anonymous: Definitely not from Nigeria.
[5/3/2016 22:42:14] Anonymous: United States.
[5/3/2016 22:42:21] Anonymous: Where in Nigeria?
[5/3/2016 22:43:01] john smith: We tin dey wory you you dey fom work talk like guy ,man,i am fom sapele . ^{I think at this point his boss or partner caught wind of what he was doing and shut it down.}
[5/3/2016 22:44:27] Anonymous: I got proposition.
[5/3/2016 22:44:34] Anonymous: I help you, you help me. Okay?
[5/3/2016 22:44:40] Anonymous: I tell you, you tell me. Okay?

At this point, he either removed and blocked me or closed his Skyp-NSA Botnet account.
All times are CEST/UTC+2, in case you want to backtrace me and try to go after my bitcoins yourself.