Waifu questions

Tell about all your kinds of waifus:
1.Whos your waifu?
2.If you have a backup waifu, who is it?
3.daughterfu?
4.Motherfu?
5.Trainerfu?
6.Motivational-speaker-fu?
7.Petfu?
8.Sisterfu?
Bonus:Also, do you create tulpas of them?

>>7
Hey! >>6 isn't me! I'm me!
You're in a futanari H-anime and you have a 10 inch long benis.