There is no purpose in having John Oliver be alive

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

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No, he's the best talk show host by far. He covers far more relevant and important topics than any other, yet manages to keep it humorous no mater how devastating the subject matter. I suggest you pull your ass out.