There is no purpose in having John Oliver be alive

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

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I swear, when I closed my eyes after reading your post all I saw was a bloody, freshly-deflowered vagina. If that isn't proof that you should not be taken seriously then I don't know what is.