There is no purpose in having John Oliver be alive

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

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Pedophiles are not straight, I'm sorry to break it to you. If you were straight, you would know that straight men do not appreciate vaginas at all. The appearance, smell, and taste are all vile. Ever wondered why no straight poet has ever written a poem about the beauty of a vagina?