Why do females always say I'm "tense"?

"You seem so tense."
"Why are you so tense?"

Yet in reality I'm completely calm and not even nervous. I literally have nothing to say to this. It's just baffling.

>>14

women are children

Not really true, since 'woman' usually refers to an adult female human, and even if you say that 'woman' can refer to underage females, that still leaves a large number of women who are NOT children.