Name: Anonymous 2016-08-31 5:51
Yep, I don't think you're old pal Anonymous is long for this world. Last month I got tossed in the clink over a couple Shikieiki pictures I'd veat then little guy down stairs over. Turned out the po-po take a pretty dim view of that. Long story short, I got tossed into a holding cell right before the cop I may have accidentally gotten wet when I pissed my pants during the raid read out the charges for the zoo animals to hear. There I was cowering in fear when suddenly I'm bleeding like a stuck pig, then again and again. I'm running around screaming prayers to the only god I fucking know to kill all this scum and their families when the next thing I know some 10 foot tall, 600lbs silverback gorilla charges me, tackles me, and pins me to the ground. Pure animal instinct made him take me like a dog does a bitch in heat, that being directly in the anus from behind of course. All his ape cohorts gather round and start slapping their hands on the floor and screeching at the excitement. And then things started to go to hell from there when I was seized by a great white ape, I swear this guy was Aryan enough to make the Hitler Youth his catamites and hung like Himmler himself. So anyway he's got me by the skin of my face, yanking and pulling trying to get it off my head when he says "FACK IT!" and decides to give the apes a show. He drop my lips and starts fucking me in the unnatural holes made by the dull shanks earlier. This gives everyone an idea and they all join in. I thinj I even saw a few cops fucking my wounds, but I'm not sure.
Anywho, my lawyer got me out on a technicality (turns out that CP laws don't apply to sovereign citizens), so thanks Jews. 'Bout a week ago though, I've been coughing, sneezing, running a fever, congested, and all sorts or ill portents. Did some research and this is known to to gays as the small cold that appears during an HIV infection. So I guess I probably have AIDS now. I even tried meth, it just being concentrated sudofed after all, but it was no help, so it probably isn't the real flu.
So I guess what I'm saying is, that you guys can have all my stuff when I die, but only if you wish me well. Well, byebye, Anon.
Anywho, my lawyer got me out on a technicality (turns out that CP laws don't apply to sovereign citizens), so thanks Jews. 'Bout a week ago though, I've been coughing, sneezing, running a fever, congested, and all sorts or ill portents. Did some research and this is known to to gays as the small cold that appears during an HIV infection. So I guess I probably have AIDS now. I even tried meth, it just being concentrated sudofed after all, but it was no help, so it probably isn't the real flu.
So I guess what I'm saying is, that you guys can have all my stuff when I die, but only if you wish me well. Well, byebye, Anon.