What sort of feudal lord would you be?

I like the idea of having absolute power over my serfs and treating them as my property. I'd take what I want, when I want, Fuck whoever, whenever, and however. Hang peasants for treasonous thoughs on a whim and start wars and make them die for my glory. Yes, I'm afraid I was born too late to fulfill my proper role in this world. What a shame.

Sounds like you have a case of the good ol' gay autism, friend.