9 items that will always stay with you.

Pick two. Dying has no effect, the items are soul-bound.
1.A painting that depicts anything you desire or want to know.
2.A purse containing any currency or valuables you desire.
3.An amulet that makes you incredibly luck in all affairs.
4.A magician staff: holding it allows you to rule others thoughts and command them.
5.A ring that confers invicibility and eternal life.
6.A venomous pet lizard that can kill anything you like, by teleporting inside them.
7.A giant rooster that transports you to anywhere you imagine, including worlds of imagination and dreams.
8.A hamster that will build anything for you at lightning speed.
9.A necklace of pearls that allows you to connect to any mind you desire.

5 is a solid choice for stability
3 is really powerful if you want to take risk(with #5 the risk is reduced substantially)
7 has unlimited entertainment potential,
and 1 is a vast source of any knowledge or any desired visuals to inspire or enjoy.
8 can be used to reshape the world
6 is the ultimate assassin for bloodthirsty people
2 is a neat option for materializing small things and money
4 is mind control in a box, while 9 is a refined form of communication
What would you pick?

Complete analysis:
1.A painting that depicts anything you desire or want to know. Obsoleted since you can desire a scroll of knowledge or wrapped pictures of something you need in #2

6.A venomous pet lizard that can kill anything you like, by teleporting inside them. Obsolete since you can arrange assasinations with money in #2

7.A giant rooster that transports you to anywhere you imagine, including worlds of imagination and dreams. This basically VR on steroids, but only barely more useful than lucid dreaming: desire to materialize a "magic dream" pill in #2 will accomplish the same thing.

9.A necklace of pearls that allows you to connect to any mind you desire. Use #2 to ask for a microfilm depiction of thoughts of another mind(which is much safer than direct connect).

8.A hamster that will build anything for you at lightning speed.
Invincibility ring will allow you to build anything using #2 as source of materials(purse can hold a small brick and bricks are valuable).

4.A magician staff: holding it allows you to rule others thoughts and command them.
Invincibility allows you to live on your own+ #2 will give you any material bribe.

3.An amulet that makes you incredibly luck in all affairs.
Just invincibility shields one from most of bad luck, plus you can desire #2 to produce magic luck-boosting charms,pills or amulets. If we can stretch the definition #2 producing magic items, its basically the source of any of the above items or their functional equivalents - so a magic pill that boosts your luck permanently is certainly an options.
If #2 can't produce magic items, its still far more valuable than luck, due ability to materialize counters, ammo and cures.
Luck would still be neat with the purse option, though:

Best: Purse+Invincibility Ring. Physical god.
2.A purse containing any currency or valuables you desire.
5.A ring that confers invicibility and eternal life.

Alternative: Luck and Purse. Living on the fast lane.
2.A purse containing any currency or valuables you desire.(used to boost health/de-age with magical pills to replace the eternal life effects)
3.An amulet that makes you incredibly luck in all affairs. (replaces invincibility with luck in dangerous situations).

Your job will always stay with you. As to what kind of jobs you would like to find, you can search it in glassdoor! http://www.glassdoor.com

I didn't get a chance to pick. I got AIDS and a criminal record.

>>1

7.A giant rooster that transports you to anywhere you imagine, including worlds of imagination and dreams.

Is the only one you need. If you want something to be different, just teleport to a world where that is so. Need a sandwich? Just teleport. Want to kill someone? Teleport. Need your dick sucked? Teleport.

1.A painting that depicts anything you desire or want to know.

"Show me how to implement everything else on the list."

>"Show me how to implement everything else on the list."

try it

Its technically impossible without magical ingridient X. Tough luck

9 annoying items that will always stay with you no matter what you do to shake them off:
1.FrozenAnus
2.Mentishit
3.Nikita
4.Cudder
5.Cudder's dick
6.The flavor of the month schizo
7./g/ros
8.redditors
9.My anus

>>8
Number 5 SHOCKED me