Name: Dr. poo 💩 2020-07-20 1:19
1. The infinite wipe. When does it stop? This type of poop after your done, you’ll be wiping for like 80 years and it’s still going strong. The thing about it is, it’ll be one turn doing this to you. And no matter how many wipes you do, it just won’t stop.
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2. The phantom. WHERE DOES IT GO???? Basically like you poop and you look in the toilet and it’s just gone and then you go to wipe your butt and there just nothing on the tissue
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3. The tsunami. I hate when this happens. You drop like a big log in the toilet and then the water splash just hits your butt. It’s a horrible feeling. Like when that happens I just dry my asshole up bc like it’s just an uncomfortable feeling
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4. The log. This is like when you poop and you are summoning all your strength. Like you are just sitting there straining and then a gigantic tree just comes out of your butt . The log probably has happened to everyone at least once in their life
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5. The army. This is the one where you have to like keep on going to the bathroom where your bum gets sore. Then it gets to a point where only liquids comes out and every single drop just hurts you inside
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2. The phantom. WHERE DOES IT GO???? Basically like you poop and you look in the toilet and it’s just gone and then you go to wipe your butt and there just nothing on the tissue
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3. The tsunami. I hate when this happens. You drop like a big log in the toilet and then the water splash just hits your butt. It’s a horrible feeling. Like when that happens I just dry my asshole up bc like it’s just an uncomfortable feeling
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4. The log. This is like when you poop and you are summoning all your strength. Like you are just sitting there straining and then a gigantic tree just comes out of your butt . The log probably has happened to everyone at least once in their life
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5. The army. This is the one where you have to like keep on going to the bathroom where your bum gets sore. Then it gets to a point where only liquids comes out and every single drop just hurts you inside