I Say

You there! Are you a girl? Anybody? No cheating now, if you were born with male genitalia and you want to tell everybody they're cissies it's perfectly alright with me, but my aim is to know whether a single solitary biological female frequents this board. So: anyone?

I am, and so is Cudder. Though she's been busy with the new Intel Quark CPU that just came out.

However, I don't care if you are sissies or not. All I want is code.
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I want to be a girl. ;_;

>>3
So you can play with your period clots?

>>2
Prove it.

>>5
http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=250f798

>>6
How can I know that's you?

>>1

You there! Are you a girl? Anybody? No cheating now, if you were born with male genitalia and you want to tell everybody they're cissies it's perfectly alright with me, but my aim is to know whether a single solitary biological female frequents this board.

Then ask the right question, dipshit. Gender isn't the same thing as what's between your legs.

>>8
check your privilege

>>8
Go the fuck back to Tumblr, degenerate scum. Having to change the usual "are you a girl" to "are you a human being with an actual vagina" describes how far we have fallen. Don't give me your "but genders are fuzzy" bullshit, this fad of not being able to define borders on anything is what supposedly makes Javashit a kinda low-level language (I'm fucking serious, I've read that before) and Perl a sorta functional language.

>>9,10
I do appreciate the support after being called a dipshit by someone who can't remember what's down there. I particularly enjoyed 10's attack on the cancer of relativism attacking oru noble culture. Surely it's a coincidence that our economic decline is occurring in line with our decadence. And by 'coincidence,' I mean of course that the two coincide.

And >>8, remember: hate is a fag!

Consider adding the constraints w_body < 70; r_SICP > 0.8 or you'll end up with a non-optimal solution that watches yaoi anime and barely knows how to log in to Facebook.

>>10,11
Illogical cretins.

>>13
That drives me nuts. You pretend you're something you're not, and go around telling people they need to be "educated," or that they're "illogical" because they disagree with you. The facts disagree with you, mother fucker.

THREAD OVER

>>14
What facts you fucking retarded /pol/ nigger.

>>6
Who is taking that picture?

>>6
Hmm, Tiikoni is what comes up first if you Google "temporary image host" or a derivation of that, since that's how I found it too when I needed it, reverse image search found nothing and it seems to be a picture taken from a laptop webcam with some stuff possibly blacked out.

Saved and will fap to it with the thought that a female browses the same obscure programming site I do.

w-want to be friends?

>>17
Oh you sure are some gullible fuck

>>18
;_;

>>10,14
Whoa there pal, looks like you got lost after drinking too much malt liquor and taking too much meth. But don't worry, we'll get you back home in no-time! Try one of the following links:
http://stormfront.org/
http://dis.4chan.org/newpol/

Also please start using condoms when you rape your sister, our society has enough inbred whitey.

>>20
I don't even go there and I'm not even American or live in the Murricas.

This doesn't have anything to do with *phobia (I'm Hispanic myself, I get all the *phobias I never asked for). The issue here is that people seem to take their sexuality as their identity. This pisses me off, even if you're a cisgender straight woman.

For instance, a bisexual artist who has his paintings in many local museums and happens to have saved a bunch of abandoned dogs living under a bridge and a homeless guy who almost jumped in front of a speeding truck. He must be someone who is known for his good deeds or his art, right?

No, by modern standards, he should go to LGBT parades and say "Hi, my name is Carl and I'm bisexual" every time he meets a stranger. Because you're supposed to identify with your sexuality, the rest is useless crap that only grants you privileges. Who cares about what you have done in your life? You will only be a successful and sinless person if you make a Tumblr about your sexuality. Did he tell you already he was bisexual? This is really important.

These modern standards are the same reasons modern men/women are so fucking annoying, they care about getting as many partners as they can, without ever trying to learn something new or doing something the world really needs.

Well, that's not how it should be. So please go back to your favorite imagereddit and complain about the awful bigotry that rules our world.

A picture of my girlfriend:
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Me on the left.

>>22
403 Forbidden
nginx/1.2.6

>>1
There were probably like three in the old /prog/ in total counting Cudder, and you expect there to be any in a programming board frequented by probably no more than 20 dudes?

>>24
And on its new /lounge/ board?

>>24
How many people browsed /prog/, I wonder?

>>26
01. Cudder
02. FrozenVoid (also Kodak the toilet midget/MDickie?)
03. Mentishit
04. Nikita
05. tdavis
06. lelcunt/Yannick/Krueger (as he confessed in one of the permasaged threads during the spam, also the fartist?)
07. One or two other copycat lelcunts (confessed in the same thread)
08. The guy who likes modest sized breasts and loves ^_JEWS (myself)

and a linear combination of
a. smoke weed everyday
b. The social anxious and ultraparanoid guy who browses /anus/ through Tor and multiple SOCKS proxies
c. LAC
c. The spammer
d. The guy who reposts threads from Reddit and HN
e. The guy who invented HMA
f. The fartism guy
g. Tokiko
h. A lost /g/ lurker

confirm at least 9 (nine) users, disproving the three person lemma. Nine, because who the fuck knows if LAC is actually the smoke weed everyday guy and goes on /g/.

>>23
Try http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1438227

>>2,6
Thank you, I believe you. Allow me to congratulate you on your desire to code. Zeal and fury, sister!

>>27
There's also me. I'm not on that list, and post about once daily in a variety of styles. This board is the greatest.

WHAT IS THIS

Well, well, well. Futurspastidick. Tablecat got you down? As you can see, I've preceded you here.

>>21

This doesn't have anything to do with *phobia (I'm Hispanic myself, I get all the *phobias I never asked for).

Just because you understand one kind of oppression does not mean you understand them all. I've seen very racist homosexuals as well as very homophobic black guys. If you look hard enough you might even find homophobic transgenders.

The issue here is that people seem to take their sexuality as their identity. This pisses me off, even if you're a cisgender straight woman.

I agree with you, identity so-called theory is fucking bullshit. Putting labels on people and treating the labels as being the important part sounds overly familiar, and not in a good way. Being proud of your sexuality makes as little sense as being proud of your nationality or your ethnicity; you didn't work towards any of those things, you are not responsible for the great things the people of your nationality/ethnicity did. Pride should be reserved for when someone [i]does[/i] something worthwhile. But I digress.

No, by modern standards, he should go to LGBT parades and say "Hi, my name is Carl and I'm bisexual" every time he meets a stranger. Because you're supposed to identify with your sexuality, the rest is useless crap that only grants you privileges. Who cares about what you have done in your life?

In a certain sense, self-identifying self-describing is a good idea. It's a way of saying ``hello, $attribute people are all around you and they look like nice people, so why do you hate them?''. It's easier to hate when your target is far away, when you don't look them in the eye, when you know so little about them that almost all is left to your imagination.

You will only be a successful and sinless person if you make a Tumblr about your sexuality. Did he tell you already he was bisexual? This is really important.

I think at some point people lost the reasoning behind self-description and just started doing it so they can go ``hey I'm in $group, isn't that cool? my group membership plays a big part in my identity!'' which is, ironically, antithetic to the previous meaning since it encourages dehumanization by strongly emphasizing groups over people.

These modern standards are the same reasons modern men/women are so fucking annoying, they care about getting as many partners as they can, without ever trying to learn something new or doing something the world really needs.

I believe this phenomenon is simply the pendulum that is still swinging past equilibrium. Feminism (not the tumblr kind) isn't about telling people what to do or how to live their lives or who to sleep with or how frequently. There is even a subgroup within feminism called ``sex-negative feminism'' (which is actually a terrible name and has nothing to do with ``sex-negativity''; but since ``feminism'' itself is a bad name for what it represents I guess it's just continuing the trend) which analyzes how so many ``modern'' people (including a lot of self-identified feminists) tend to view sexuality as a [b]necessary[/b] (in the mathematical sense) part of a healthy and happy life, to the point that asexuals are seen as being defective and either not healthy or not happy.

That being said, I'm very sexual and very frustrated, and I can tell you that the resulting depression prevents me from working at good efficiency. For some people sexuality can be a positive factor in work efficiency (despite seemingly wasting time).

So please go back to your favorite imagereddit and complain about the awful bigotry that rules our world.

No thx.

Just because you understand one kind of oppression does not mean you understand them all.

You're right, I shouldn't have used that as an argument, but I bet it would work on the comments section of some Tumblr. Hell, I bet there are Hispanic privileges now, so nevermind. This doesn't have anything to do with the topic of hypersexual [spoiler]``faggot''[/spoiler]s describing themselves as part of some kind of ``sexuality club''.

Being proud of your sexuality makes as little sense as being proud of your nationality or your ethnicity

I didn't mention that particular point, but I agree.

many ``modern'' people (including a lot of self-identified feminists) tend to view sexuality as a [b]necessary[/b] (in the mathematical sense) part of a healthy and happy life, to the point that asexuals are seen as being defective

This really pisses me off. Even if you're mentioning the logical necessity of sex for leading a happy life, Maslow's pyramid mentions it in a more literal sense, and it pretty much ``confirms'' their beliefs.

The base of the pyramid includes breathing, food, water, sleep, homeostasis, excretion and sex. I've seen many people drowning, starving, dying in deserts, going crazy for not getting any sleep, dying of medical disorders and dying literally full of shit. But when was the last time someone was diagnosed terminal virginity? What the HELL?

Not that you care, but complementing your story, I'm a virgin, I masturbate to Touhous once in a while and I don't think my virginity ever got in my way. In fact, my mind feels much more clear after I forcefully rejected that girl who wanted to fug.

Anyway, please stay here and don't go to the imagereddits.

PD: The BBCode regex is really broken, damn it Tablecat.

>>29

I believe you

Are you 12?

>>29
Have you invented any memes that might surprise us? Do you usually make off-topic posts that are easily identifiable? Please respond.

>>34
I'm not sure what you are trying to communicate. Some people expressed skepticism, so I stated my belief in her story. It was phrased believably.

>>35
Definitely not. I come here for interesting discussions, and I don't find memes interesting. I try to avoid getting sidetracked, which is easier since the creation of lounge. My main failing is that I haven't contributed any code, which I feel we should all attempt on pain of becoming another /prog/.

I suppose the one thing you could use to identify me is that I try to discourage negativity, or at least move it into lounge. I think it's helpful to have a civil environment for people to say anything interesting. It's easy to slag people or shitpost, but hard to do what >>21, >>32 etc. are doing. I understand that's odd given my op, but I also enjoy causing trouble. Also, I genuinely wanted to know.

>>36
I was calling you a 12yo because only a 12yo is this gullible. Seriously, you have no proof that they're women.

Look, I'm a woman. Is it true just because I said it?

>>36
Not every ``meme'' is interesting or intentional.

Good to know there is at least 10 /prog/riders now. If you haven't contributed with any code, at least I'd like to know your favorite programming languages and wch 2hu wud u fuk.

>>38
Momiji and Yamame.

>>38
I think there are more than 10 by a fair bit. I know I lurked for ages before ever posting. Also there are probably a bunch of those little trolls that never do anything but complain about other people's posts.

The language I use most often, since I work in programming, is C#. I don't know that there's a future in it, but I know it so well that I can get basically any task done faster in it than in anything else, even languages more appropriate to the task. That said, I was doing some machine learning stuff in Octave, and that was pretty good. I've also been learning Python a bit, which I like, but which I am still very slow in. I posted a Python program under the name Von Neumann on Tablecat; it was a five minute C# job and took me something like 2 hours in Python. That's not a knock against the language, but obviously if I'm trying to get something done it's not going to work very well for me unless I put some time into it.