I Say

You there! Are you a girl? Anybody? No cheating now, if you were born with male genitalia and you want to tell everybody they're cissies it's perfectly alright with me, but my aim is to know whether a single solitary biological female frequents this board. So: anyone?

I am, and so is Cudder. Though she's been busy with the new Intel Quark CPU that just came out.

However, I don't care if you are sissies or not. All I want is code.
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I want to be a girl. ;_;

>>3
So you can play with your period clots?

>>2
Prove it.

>>5
http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=250f798

>>6
How can I know that's you?

>>1

You there! Are you a girl? Anybody? No cheating now, if you were born with male genitalia and you want to tell everybody they're cissies it's perfectly alright with me, but my aim is to know whether a single solitary biological female frequents this board.

Then ask the right question, dipshit. Gender isn't the same thing as what's between your legs.

>>8
check your privilege

>>8
Go the fuck back to Tumblr, degenerate scum. Having to change the usual "are you a girl" to "are you a human being with an actual vagina" describes how far we have fallen. Don't give me your "but genders are fuzzy" bullshit, this fad of not being able to define borders on anything is what supposedly makes Javashit a kinda low-level language (I'm fucking serious, I've read that before) and Perl a sorta functional language.

>>9,10
I do appreciate the support after being called a dipshit by someone who can't remember what's down there. I particularly enjoyed 10's attack on the cancer of relativism attacking oru noble culture. Surely it's a coincidence that our economic decline is occurring in line with our decadence. And by 'coincidence,' I mean of course that the two coincide.

And >>8, remember: hate is a fag!

Consider adding the constraints w_body < 70; r_SICP > 0.8 or you'll end up with a non-optimal solution that watches yaoi anime and barely knows how to log in to Facebook.

>>10,11
Illogical cretins.

>>13
That drives me nuts. You pretend you're something you're not, and go around telling people they need to be "educated," or that they're "illogical" because they disagree with you. The facts disagree with you, mother fucker.

THREAD OVER

>>14
What facts you fucking retarded /pol/ nigger.

>>6
Who is taking that picture?

>>6
Hmm, Tiikoni is what comes up first if you Google "temporary image host" or a derivation of that, since that's how I found it too when I needed it, reverse image search found nothing and it seems to be a picture taken from a laptop webcam with some stuff possibly blacked out.

Saved and will fap to it with the thought that a female browses the same obscure programming site I do.

w-want to be friends?

>>17
Oh you sure are some gullible fuck

>>18
;_;

>>10,14
Whoa there pal, looks like you got lost after drinking too much malt liquor and taking too much meth. But don't worry, we'll get you back home in no-time! Try one of the following links:
http://stormfront.org/
http://dis.4chan.org/newpol/

Also please start using condoms when you rape your sister, our society has enough inbred whitey.

>>20
I don't even go there and I'm not even American or live in the Murricas.

This doesn't have anything to do with *phobia (I'm Hispanic myself, I get all the *phobias I never asked for). The issue here is that people seem to take their sexuality as their identity. This pisses me off, even if you're a cisgender straight woman.

For instance, a bisexual artist who has his paintings in many local museums and happens to have saved a bunch of abandoned dogs living under a bridge and a homeless guy who almost jumped in front of a speeding truck. He must be someone who is known for his good deeds or his art, right?

No, by modern standards, he should go to LGBT parades and say "Hi, my name is Carl and I'm bisexual" every time he meets a stranger. Because you're supposed to identify with your sexuality, the rest is useless crap that only grants you privileges. Who cares about what you have done in your life? You will only be a successful and sinless person if you make a Tumblr about your sexuality. Did he tell you already he was bisexual? This is really important.

These modern standards are the same reasons modern men/women are so fucking annoying, they care about getting as many partners as they can, without ever trying to learn something new or doing something the world really needs.

Well, that's not how it should be. So please go back to your favorite imagereddit and complain about the awful bigotry that rules our world.

A picture of my girlfriend:
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Me on the left.

>>22
403 Forbidden
nginx/1.2.6

>>1
There were probably like three in the old /prog/ in total counting Cudder, and you expect there to be any in a programming board frequented by probably no more than 20 dudes?

>>24
And on its new /lounge/ board?

>>24
How many people browsed /prog/, I wonder?

>>26
01. Cudder
02. FrozenVoid (also Kodak the toilet midget/MDickie?)
03. Mentishit
04. Nikita
05. tdavis
06. lelcunt/Yannick/Krueger (as he confessed in one of the permasaged threads during the spam, also the fartist?)
07. One or two other copycat lelcunts (confessed in the same thread)
08. The guy who likes modest sized breasts and loves ^_JEWS (myself)

and a linear combination of
a. smoke weed everyday
b. The social anxious and ultraparanoid guy who browses /anus/ through Tor and multiple SOCKS proxies
c. LAC
c. The spammer
d. The guy who reposts threads from Reddit and HN
e. The guy who invented HMA
f. The fartism guy
g. Tokiko
h. A lost /g/ lurker

confirm at least 9 (nine) users, disproving the three person lemma. Nine, because who the fuck knows if LAC is actually the smoke weed everyday guy and goes on /g/.

>>23
Try http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1438227

>>2,6
Thank you, I believe you. Allow me to congratulate you on your desire to code. Zeal and fury, sister!

>>27
There's also me. I'm not on that list, and post about once daily in a variety of styles. This board is the greatest.

WHAT IS THIS

Well, well, well. Futurspastidick. Tablecat got you down? As you can see, I've preceded you here.

>>21

This doesn't have anything to do with *phobia (I'm Hispanic myself, I get all the *phobias I never asked for).

Just because you understand one kind of oppression does not mean you understand them all. I've seen very racist homosexuals as well as very homophobic black guys. If you look hard enough you might even find homophobic transgenders.

The issue here is that people seem to take their sexuality as their identity. This pisses me off, even if you're a cisgender straight woman.

I agree with you, identity so-called theory is fucking bullshit. Putting labels on people and treating the labels as being the important part sounds overly familiar, and not in a good way. Being proud of your sexuality makes as little sense as being proud of your nationality or your ethnicity; you didn't work towards any of those things, you are not responsible for the great things the people of your nationality/ethnicity did. Pride should be reserved for when someone [i]does[/i] something worthwhile. But I digress.

No, by modern standards, he should go to LGBT parades and say "Hi, my name is Carl and I'm bisexual" every time he meets a stranger. Because you're supposed to identify with your sexuality, the rest is useless crap that only grants you privileges. Who cares about what you have done in your life?

In a certain sense, self-identifying self-describing is a good idea. It's a way of saying ``hello, $attribute people are all around you and they look like nice people, so why do you hate them?''. It's easier to hate when your target is far away, when you don't look them in the eye, when you know so little about them that almost all is left to your imagination.

You will only be a successful and sinless person if you make a Tumblr about your sexuality. Did he tell you already he was bisexual? This is really important.

I think at some point people lost the reasoning behind self-description and just started doing it so they can go ``hey I'm in $group, isn't that cool? my group membership plays a big part in my identity!'' which is, ironically, antithetic to the previous meaning since it encourages dehumanization by strongly emphasizing groups over people.

These modern standards are the same reasons modern men/women are so fucking annoying, they care about getting as many partners as they can, without ever trying to learn something new or doing something the world really needs.

I believe this phenomenon is simply the pendulum that is still swinging past equilibrium. Feminism (not the tumblr kind) isn't about telling people what to do or how to live their lives or who to sleep with or how frequently. There is even a subgroup within feminism called ``sex-negative feminism'' (which is actually a terrible name and has nothing to do with ``sex-negativity''; but since ``feminism'' itself is a bad name for what it represents I guess it's just continuing the trend) which analyzes how so many ``modern'' people (including a lot of self-identified feminists) tend to view sexuality as a [b]necessary[/b] (in the mathematical sense) part of a healthy and happy life, to the point that asexuals are seen as being defective and either not healthy or not happy.

That being said, I'm very sexual and very frustrated, and I can tell you that the resulting depression prevents me from working at good efficiency. For some people sexuality can be a positive factor in work efficiency (despite seemingly wasting time).

So please go back to your favorite imagereddit and complain about the awful bigotry that rules our world.

No thx.

Just because you understand one kind of oppression does not mean you understand them all.

You're right, I shouldn't have used that as an argument, but I bet it would work on the comments section of some Tumblr. Hell, I bet there are Hispanic privileges now, so nevermind. This doesn't have anything to do with the topic of hypersexual [spoiler]``faggot''[/spoiler]s describing themselves as part of some kind of ``sexuality club''.

Being proud of your sexuality makes as little sense as being proud of your nationality or your ethnicity

I didn't mention that particular point, but I agree.

many ``modern'' people (including a lot of self-identified feminists) tend to view sexuality as a [b]necessary[/b] (in the mathematical sense) part of a healthy and happy life, to the point that asexuals are seen as being defective

This really pisses me off. Even if you're mentioning the logical necessity of sex for leading a happy life, Maslow's pyramid mentions it in a more literal sense, and it pretty much ``confirms'' their beliefs.

The base of the pyramid includes breathing, food, water, sleep, homeostasis, excretion and sex. I've seen many people drowning, starving, dying in deserts, going crazy for not getting any sleep, dying of medical disorders and dying literally full of shit. But when was the last time someone was diagnosed terminal virginity? What the HELL?

Not that you care, but complementing your story, I'm a virgin, I masturbate to Touhous once in a while and I don't think my virginity ever got in my way. In fact, my mind feels much more clear after I forcefully rejected that girl who wanted to fug.

Anyway, please stay here and don't go to the imagereddits.

PD: The BBCode regex is really broken, damn it Tablecat.

>>29

I believe you

Are you 12?

>>29
Have you invented any memes that might surprise us? Do you usually make off-topic posts that are easily identifiable? Please respond.

>>34
I'm not sure what you are trying to communicate. Some people expressed skepticism, so I stated my belief in her story. It was phrased believably.

>>35
Definitely not. I come here for interesting discussions, and I don't find memes interesting. I try to avoid getting sidetracked, which is easier since the creation of lounge. My main failing is that I haven't contributed any code, which I feel we should all attempt on pain of becoming another /prog/.

I suppose the one thing you could use to identify me is that I try to discourage negativity, or at least move it into lounge. I think it's helpful to have a civil environment for people to say anything interesting. It's easy to slag people or shitpost, but hard to do what >>21, >>32 etc. are doing. I understand that's odd given my op, but I also enjoy causing trouble. Also, I genuinely wanted to know.

>>36
I was calling you a 12yo because only a 12yo is this gullible. Seriously, you have no proof that they're women.

Look, I'm a woman. Is it true just because I said it?

>>36
Not every ``meme'' is interesting or intentional.

Good to know there is at least 10 /prog/riders now. If you haven't contributed with any code, at least I'd like to know your favorite programming languages and wch 2hu wud u fuk.

>>38
Momiji and Yamame.

>>38
I think there are more than 10 by a fair bit. I know I lurked for ages before ever posting. Also there are probably a bunch of those little trolls that never do anything but complain about other people's posts.

The language I use most often, since I work in programming, is C#. I don't know that there's a future in it, but I know it so well that I can get basically any task done faster in it than in anything else, even languages more appropriate to the task. That said, I was doing some machine learning stuff in Octave, and that was pretty good. I've also been learning Python a bit, which I like, but which I am still very slow in. I posted a Python program under the name Von Neumann on Tablecat; it was a five minute C# job and took me something like 2 hours in Python. That's not a knock against the language, but obviously if I'm trying to get something done it's not going to work very well for me unless I put some time into it.

>>39
Good tastes.

>>40
Looks like C# has infected you and now you try to overengineer everything. I recommend using Scheme more often, or if you don't know it, then re-read SICP and do all exercises. Python always makes everything much shorter, because a lot of stuff is implemented already and you only have to use what's done already. If you're having problems using something that has been done, your job is getting in your way to Satori.

>>41
Actually most of the time was spent dealing with quirks of Python's regex system, such as the fact that parens result in splitting of output into a tuple for some reason. Also, I'm really at the stage where if I want to do something I have to go to the docs and see if it exists, so all the string and regex functions took a fair bit of time. I could have done what the tablecat OP did and just looped through the string (and without writing in the bugs he did), but my point was that if you want to do that you might as well use C and be done faster.

If you look at C# code online, it will indeed be overengineered often, but that isn't my problem, just noobishness. As for scheme, lisp, etc. I looked into it but found that it doesn't really bring anything to the table that C# hasn't already got, for all of Paul Graham's grand pronouncements. The C# you're thinking of is years out of date. The modern version is largely suitable for functional programming, although of course macros are not possible (not really) in a compiled language. I'd tell you to take a look at it, but as I say I don't think it has a bright future with Microsoft going the way it is. My python efforts are essentially an attempt to dodge the cancerous idiocy of Java, which has essentially not evolved in 15 years.

C++ is another option I've been considering. I don't like it much, but there's a lot of useful stuff in it, like opencv and ros.

>>42
Didn't know C# got functional stuff. I always thought of it as an actually good version of Java that won't run of Linux.

>>43
*in linux
smoke weed everyday

>>43,44
Actually, you can run it on Linux through Mono, but you lose a lot of performance, so it really only makes sense if you already use C#. If you're curious, the Mono version uses about the same memory as Python (vs. Java's massive consumption) and runs at around 1x to 1/3x the speed of Java. Much much slower than C of course.

>>45
Is Mono a virtual machine on top of the JVM or something? What's the reason it runs so slow?

>>46
Mono has a vm/runtime of its own, so essentially it's the same as Java but it seems they choose a more memory-efficient model that is slower than the JVM/JRE. I looked for evidence to support or refute that assumption, but any discussion of C# vs Java results in a lot of opinionated bullshit and no reliable facts.

They're both shit.

>>45
Mono is a fucking hack, and you know it.

I, Progstradanus, make the prediction that C# was purely made to satisfy some jew's manager's hunger for more shekels money by designing and forcing upon the programming world a horrible and slow language that has shit support for other platforms (read: vendor lock-in).

>>49
C# is Java++.

THE MORE THE MERRIER

>>50
java++ is ruby on rails

Ruby on Rails is http://www.angelfire.com/mn3/robot_man/robots/wao_review.html

>>8-11, etc.
A few years back I noticed that the ``female'' was being used more and more often by Americans where ``woman'' would be more typical. I mostly noticed it from two groups: People in the military and black people. Usually, but not always, from men. At first I just figured it was someone trying to sound more correct or proper or scientific, but as it became more common in everyday speech it started to sound almost ironic, then it became almost natural to hear. Recently, though, it's dawned on me that those motherfuckers were talking about pussy the whole time. It blew my goddamn mind.
>>33
Maslow's hierarchy isn't necessarily about happiness, it's about the desires of a fully-grown animal -- self-preservation and the continuation of it's own genetic data/species are not forgotten because Homo sapiens is highly social. But because of human social nature sexual needs may be ignored, or repressed, or even satisfied through logic, guilt, social pressure, or plain old masturbation (including wet dreams).

>>53

Maslow's hierarchy

Non-existent in reality. Just another arbitrary useless thing.

fully-grown animal

What?

self-preservation and the continuation of it's own genetic data/species are not forgotten because Homo sapiens is highly social. But because of human social nature sexual needs may be ignored, or repressed, or even satisfied through logic, guilt, social pressure, or plain old masturbation (including wet dreams).

It's slow going but the gene view is slowly being replaced and the mocking of evo-psychology is growing and growing.

I don't think you even know what you are talking about, you’re just mixing words you read in your pop-science books.

>>53
Also it seems you hang around stupid people and so you are most likely stupid as fuck.

>>54

the mocking of evo-psychology is growing and growing.

Can I have some sources on that? Not that I'm skeptic or support evopsych in any way, I'm simply curious.

>>56
Since >>54 doesn't have a job anymore, he has more and more time to spend on the internet mocking evolutionary psychology.

>>57
That was VIP quality!

>>53
When I was 19 or 20, around the year 2000, the term "female" was commonly used. We sure weren't talking about pussy, except when we were, and we definitely weren't considering the feelings of transsexuals. Your initial assessment of this habit was a lot closer to the truth, although in my experience it was usually said with the intent to convey a laconic air, by which I mean that brief, precise language was used.

I'm neither black nor closely associated with anyone in the military.

What's this? I come back after X-X weeks, and you /g/uys are fucking this thread to stupidity? Just call the gender sensitive pricks "girl, or girly" for the effeminate, and "guy and manly" to the tomboyish, that will shut them right up. People should really shouldn't be preaching about their gender and sexual orientation, but actual topics, like privatized nationalized banking across the globe, plutocracies, code, hobbies, and other shits. Issues over identification.

Now get back to whatever you were doing.

>>60
Suck my agender dick.

>>60
This sort of topical shit belongs on the /prog/ board. NO SAGE.

>>61
"Suck my toes" would have made better sense there. More technical and concise "Fuck Off!"

>>62
The thread was about if there womyn on these boards. One was semi-confirmed. Then >>10 had to bring the stupid discussion about gender identity. I am just saying to fuck off with the bullshit, and just post about other cool things. Yeah, I like code, but it's not the only thing I listed.

>>63
Let's talk about the impracticality of sex bots.

>>63
Surely it was >>8, not >>10. But really the thread moved on to "who is on /prog/rider in general." This gender-revisionism and general fembuggery is a small, if hilarious, sideshow to the main discussion.

I do find the world plutocracy disgusting, though, now that you mention it. But how can we destroy it?

>>65
die cis scum

>>64
Like my hand, or my dildo?

>>65
By creating a secure monetary system, with food as representation (Hemp seeds?), and destroying the all the main servers' that host all privatized national banks. For internet systems, something better than Zerocoin (I have to go back to my notes to search the one model that worked). The last Anonops issue was that some stupid pricks transferred money to places near their location. They should have just dump the records, or donated to organizations using enumbered.com. You can still work with us, you know were to find us.

>>66[6]
I pop one every day on 2 of my concubines. It helps relieve stress, and keeps me social. Small buds of abscess just run, nice and cute. I guess they do not have tolerance for fatty foods.

Ah, potatoes or other Tubers. Still locking for that system that worked, and is interchangeable with the current system, and the potato one. The proper way to end it, is to tax the private companies, and the governments that can make Fiat, do so, at their own independent states, until they develop the means represent their value.

I am a girl, I just have a penis ^__^

>>8

le homophile faggotry

>>27
LOL!

THE MORE THE MERRIER

I'm thirsty.

>>10
You could have simply asked people what sex they were assigned at birth, or just come out and ask directly if there are any biological females on this board.

>>73
Could have but didn't.

I'm really glad the "traps and faggots are cool meme" has died in recent years

>>75

implying

>>75
I wws not aware od this meme...