Needs more drama

Our home gets canned and the only tl;dr rant I see is on /jp/? What the fuck is this? moot didn't cut your nuts off too when he axed /prog/, did he? Be emotional, be angry, be bitchy, you bitches. I saw more whining about how horrible things were when we found out that Mentifex was from usenet!

I expect a 2000 essay on what an injustice this and what a cocksucker moot is on my desk by tomorrow. You lazy, content little shots had also better full this thread with theories about how the JEWS or something are behind it. Get to work.

PENIS CRITICAL

/prog/ was a rotten corpse and moot finally buried it so its filthy stench doesnt polute the air anymore.

We've already been there when captcha was added. I will be sad if this event completely disconnects me from

1. cudder the kike
2. that one cool guy with cancer
3. the >le pedophile sage spammer
4. LEL CUNT
5. angry lisp guy
6. spammer-san
7. 1337uk
8. the person that uploads tuhu pron from work.
9. other people that may cross post from /jp/.
10. other people that may cross post from dis.4chan.org/lounge

However, such a tragedy is an inevitable consequence of depending on centralized hosting as our only means of contact. This is the annoying part about anonymous boards.

Anyways, we're lucky to be as prepared as we are. Imagine if dis.4chan.org froze last august.

>>4

3. the >le pedophile sage spammer

He posted here some times, he may restart posting

4. LEL CUNT

He posted here some times, he may restart posting

8. the person that uploads tuhu pron from work.

Do you have the post?

10. other people that may cross post from dis.4chan.org/lounge

Futuristipastica is on tablecat lounge

>>5

I finally found it.

https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1395484309

some others
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1396539023
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1396484073
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1393099970
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1393447096

misc:
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1381967951
https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1393026857

>>6
lel

>>6
What the fuck? I made every single one of those. I'm not sure whether to be flattered, creeped out, or sad at how much fun I had writing those.

(By the way, the lawn-gnome-in-pussy is inspired by something I saw on craigslist. I do not shove things that large and pointy into my vagina.

>>8
What can i say. I continued to scan old /prog/ post captcha and yours were the only ones I enjoyed reading.

So, the person that uploads tuhu pron from work is here
who else is missing?

>>8
I fucking love your posts.

Although I don't believe the part where you say you have a vagina.

Honestly, I think the most shameful thing I've done in my life is actively post on this board.

I really think I'm a worse person as a result of my participation here.

I feel like I waste a lot of my energy participating in and reading the discussions.

I remember how productive and creative I was when I wasn't an active poster.

I really think it has something to do with this place in particular, not forums or the internet in general.

I think it's the fact that I've willingly spent so much of my time interacting with such lowlifes is probably the saddest part of all of this.

How awful.

>>12
Just keep in mind that even if you stop posting you will always be one of us.

>>13
But will >>12-san be one of us, or one of those who post whence that pasta originates?