self loathing general

im a worthless piece of shit and wish I'll upon myself

Jeepers guy, what did you do?

i'm a parasitical worm and a trash can full of human failure, i should have killed myself when i felt the balls to do so, now i am stuck waiting for another major dysphoric mania episode so i can try again

>>3
Are you one of the pedophiles?

I hate myself far more than >>1 and >>3 combined, yet I am not a pedophile! Explain that!!!

>>5
Well, you got that going for you at least.

Anyway, where are those guys. Haven't seen them in months. Probably arrested. Oh well, no huge loss.

Im a useless lazy hypocratic parasite.

I've few friends

>>8
At least you have a few friends....

Fucking betas

>>3
What you will do is, you will become a merry prankster.

>>11
Explain

>>6
Pukuku, no one wants me. You people would just as soon throw me in a gas chamber than be my friend. But don't get your hopes up, I'm still here, I just haven't had a reason to talk about that recently (I do have a life outside stuff like that, you know)....

>>6

Who are those guys? Don't be so secretive!

>>12
For example, you may buy a canvas and do a painting regardless of talent, then find a nice place to hang it where the public might encounter it. How long will it take before someone decides that no one official had said to hang a painting there?

Maybe post photocopied reproductions of twenty-year old concert posters all over the place, or that "lost cat" page with the drawing of some multi-headed beast that has 666 labeled on it.

Unroll a public toilet paper some, and reroll it with some lovely Chinese toilet fortune message in there, or if you are generous, a five dollar bill. Won't that be interesting for someone to find.

>>15
Why the fuck would I do any of that?

>>16
Because stand up comedy is not funny at all. Anything dealing with social matters is not humorous and such matters should not be treated as humour.

>>17
Thank you for instructing me on what is and isn't funny, oh great master. I shall organize a local book burning DVD breaking.

Seriously though, I don't think you understand how fucking presumptuous that sounds. Are you by any chance a humanities student?

Anything dealing with social matters is not humorous and such matters should not be treated as humour.

this should be posted on twitter in response to all jokes.

>>18
I'm a humanities student and you're a fuckin sissy. Get off my testosterone filled cock. ``presumptuous'' my ass; I'll fucking show you how much of a fuck I give. I'd tell you to check your privilege but you don't have any to check, you fuckin queer.

>>20
So you are a humanities student who objects to humour based on social matters, yet you have no qualms about using ``sissy'' and ``queer'' as pejoratives? Huh.

Also, you're kinda proving my point about presumptuousness here.

I hate myself and I want to die. It's not like I've got anything to live for. lol

>>16
for lulz, dumbass. maybe you should hang yourself afterall, fuckya

I smell my own farts, I like the smell.

Also I love collecting that "period juice" (That's what my mom calls it!) in a jar and pranking people with it.

>>24
And another newfag detected.

>>25

newfag

Back to /b/, please.

Shalom

i managed to capture one of Bill Cosby's farts in a jar back in the early '90s and i'm finally ready to open it up and take a whiff

>>28
celebs don't fart

>>25
.I have been on thhhs websste fr 3 yearsss yu fag tranny

I want to die.
Please help me.

>>31
help ypu

>>31
Read SICP, learn lisp, and help yourself!

>>33

How SICP help meself

>>31
*helps*

I wish it was that easy, but alas, I can't cure your depression. But I can provide you with friendship and I can say a few things that have helped me over the years. I once made the decision to keep living because I wanted to see what was in the future. But that was the only thing keeping me going. Just curiosity. To the poster that will call me a pussy, go ahead and call me a pussy. You don't understand unless you have depression. The easiest obstacles in life to overcome are the physical ones. The most difficult are the ones within yourself. Things never really got better in the sense that I thought they would. I still have the same set of challenges I've always had. But I have gotten a lot better at regulating my own emotions and maintaining stability. When your mind is going back and forth between those extreme states, there is a time before launching into the deep end where you have some control. If it goes too far, you've lost it, and it will take a few days or weeks to return to normal. But there is a zone where you can judge your thoughts and the world from a rational point of view, and decide some of the output of your mind is just bullshit, and doesn't need attention. Over time you can recognize the patterns more naturally, and the regulation becomes more subconscious. The only downside is I'm constantly doubting myself and I feel like a monk.

I'm not the best example to use if you want to showcase people recovering from depression since I still have it. But I have been able to lead a life of some sort and the experiences I've had since that time have been interesting. I'm glad I was able to see the things I've seen and know the people I've met. I look forward to watching some people grow up and the list of things to keep me going is larger now than it was. Things aren't as bad now as they were back then, but they have the capacity to return to that point at any time. My episodes only last a few weeks when they return now, and I can control it well enough to take care of my shit without breaking down in public.

The only depression I come in contact with is the depression that I give to others by murdering their friends and family HAHA!

>>37
The only depression I come in contact with is your anus.