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Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 0:26

Are there any visual novels that aren't complete shit? It's just powerpoint porn with a few meaningless choices thrown in to give the illusion of control to the readet masturbator. The only reason I can see for anyone to like this stuff is for incredibly obscure fetishes, as shown by the fact that the writing is on par with the bad `romance' novels for women that get sold in supermarkets to distract them from their meaningless lives and unfulfilling marriages.

Now, I'm sure that it's not always shit, but any even moderately successful VN is going to get an anime which will be twice as polished and benefit significanty from a writing editor. In this case, the VN is nothing but a very rough draft that should have never seen the light of day.

Finally, how do the japs manage to be such shitty programmers? Why does displaying text on a mostly static background use up 30% of my CPU? Even a woman could write a better interpreter in JS that ran with half the resources.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 1:29

>>1
I'm waiting eagerly for a Wanko to Kurasou anime. Sure, it's powerpoint porn, but I masturbate to all formats of hentai.

Try reading YU-NO or Muvluv. Make sure you read Muvluv Alternative. Clannad is shit, and so is the anime. Read all the Type/Moon crap.

I've always believed it has to do with their disparity between the language they write and the one they [/i]type[/i]. Things are bound to get hairy when Shift-JIS, EUC-JP and UTF-8 are coexisting in a land where nobody is willing to run anything newer than Windows ME.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 5:53

I like how this fuckin anime nerd uses ``woman'' as an insult. Why don't you step out of your basement for once and put the gun to your head and pull the trigger you stupid inferior? No, I'm sure you're the one with real meaningless life.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 8:35

>>3
Check your non-nerd privilege, niggercunt.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 10:05

Type/Moon crap
Crap is right. I tried Tsukihime once, it was so slow paced and boring I couldn't finish it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 10:18

>>3
How is it an insult? He's clearly stating he's a man who doesn't enjoy entertainment for women. A woman may might make an analogous claim and there is no insult in that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 10:27

>>5
FS/N is okay.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 12:41

>>7

10x worse than Tsukihime, Shirou is a monkey faggot and Saber is annoying. Tsukihime at least had some nice heroines.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 13:10

I've only ever read Higurashi and Umineko. Higurashi was better, but Umineko is better for discussion. Both made me cry and were very thought provoking. Higurashi's anime wasn't too terrible, but Umineko's anime was total garbage.

I have Fate Stay Night somewhere, but I haven't gotten around to reading it. I couldn't stay focused on Clannad, so I gave it up after, like, an hour. I'll read those one day.

Japanese have always been terrible programmers. Disgaea 3 would lag trying to make 20 2d sprites jump at the same time in a relatively simple, low polygon room. Ruby still has a global interpreter lock after all these years. Even Super Mario World can be made to execute data based only on how the sprites are moved around, and Pokemon games have just about every single exploit that can be imagined. Windows programs and web pages are somewhat forgivable when you consider that the documentation is probably in English, but even first party games on their own consoles are shit too. The only somewhat good programmer is apparently ZUN.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 14:06

who homoge here

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 14:21

>>7
After seeing the anime I have no interest in that, though the character design for Rin is faptastic.

Played voiced Clannad Kotomi route twice, never bothered with the others.

Also did a few PSP ones like Railgun, Oreimo and Haganai.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-05 16:31

>>11

The anime is extremely shitty and doesn't really compares to the vn

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-06 13:51

I don't find them particularly erotic.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-06 15:48

>>11
Nasu is the voice of a generation, a genre leading innovator.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-06 16:40

>>14
Nasu is an overrated hack.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-06 17:27

>>15
HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-06 17:34

>>16
gj

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 0:16

Nasu's works are cool if you like a plot with ``serious shit'' and ``e/b/in superpowerhax''.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 0:31

>>18

Nasu's earlier works are a bit shitty because he had to whore out his girls to attract the attention of otaku. Kara no Kyoukai offers a better Nasu experience, and Fate/Zero features the participation of Urobuchi to create a true masterpiece of SERIOUS SHIT AND COSMIC DESPAIR

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 0:36

Nasuverse is shonen for adults. Whatever that means.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-07 1:30

>>20

it means there are kamehamehas and shitty protagonists, but also sex

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 19:31

I know that Saya no Uta is supposed to be disgusting, but just how disgusting is it? I'm not going to read it if I throw up.

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 19:34

>>22

It's not very disgusting. You experience something far more nasty every time you look at the mirror

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-14 22:33

>>23
That's not very nice. Why are you being so mean to me?

Name: Anonymous 2014-06-15 1:49

>>24

I'm only being honest.

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