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Jokes

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-10 15:13

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?
They needed a developer.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-10 20:03

>>1.1 heh
>>1.2 terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 6:08

I like the second one.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-14 5:51

Why did putin spend so much time in the bathroom after annexing islands in the pacific?

The iron shower curtain fell on him and he was stuck.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-14 6:51

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb?

fuck you and fuck your jokes

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-14 16:55

>>5
How many jews does it take to remove a jew from an oven?

fuck you and your jokes

Jokes

1 Name: Anonymous 2014-08-10 15:13

2 Name: Anonymous 2014-08-10 20:03

3 Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 6:08

4 Name: Anonymous 2014-08-14 5:51