Name: RedCream 2014-09-28 22:14
I went to a festival. It was for Albanian-Americans. I didn't even know there was a country called "Albanian".
At first we were under control. We played a game called "slamshin". That's where you take a filled bottle of ketchup and slam it on the shin of some unsuspecting person in the crowd. Great fun. There were people screaming and running around, but that just meant we didn't hit them hard enough on the shins. Later strikes had people screaming as before, but they didn't run so much as 'hop'.
Then the real trouble started. We began to drink the ketchup with abandon. The entire festival became a wild affair. Women had their clothes torn off. Dogs were fornicating with cats. Metal rusted instantly. It was crazy.
I barely got out of that nuthouse intact, when the police rolled it all up using a grand total of NINE SWAT TEAMS from the local municipality and 4 others. Nuts! It was just nuts. I wasn't even hit by any of the bullets.
At first we were under control. We played a game called "slamshin". That's where you take a filled bottle of ketchup and slam it on the shin of some unsuspecting person in the crowd. Great fun. There were people screaming and running around, but that just meant we didn't hit them hard enough on the shins. Later strikes had people screaming as before, but they didn't run so much as 'hop'.
Then the real trouble started. We began to drink the ketchup with abandon. The entire festival became a wild affair. Women had their clothes torn off. Dogs were fornicating with cats. Metal rusted instantly. It was crazy.
I barely got out of that nuthouse intact, when the police rolled it all up using a grand total of NINE SWAT TEAMS from the local municipality and 4 others. Nuts! It was just nuts. I wasn't even hit by any of the bullets.