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Cross Posters are the lowest life form

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 21:59

Cross posters are the lowest life form.

They are desperate, ill minded, ignorant, useless wastes of skin, selfish,
morally corrupt and in a word "shit"

What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of
binary file if "shit" uploads the same "shit" to every single newsgroup.

That has to be the lowest form of life because any thinking person would
have to admit that it does not make sense.

However, cross posters, having very little gray matter to work with,
probably have not completed school, therefore cannot read and are indeed
ignorant and fail to understand that concept.

Cross posters are indeed the lowest life form.

If you agree, respond to this post

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-18 20:39

>>640
*Which board

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 0:43

>>640
which WHAT, asshole?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 2:20

>>642
No, dumbass, "which" is used as a nonrestrictive clause in that sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 2:24

>>642

Hey, fuck you!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 4:39

>>640,641
/sci/, both of them, and /x/.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 5:28

>>645

Which ones do you think Rika would want to moderate? What about Rena?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-19 23:06

>>646
Rika - /hc/
Rena - /c/

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 1:55

>>646
Rika wouldn't be a mod; she's a horrible shitposter who spams CP whenever she gets mad at Meido for deleting her threads.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 6:35

>>648

A perfect candidate for a 4chan mod, then.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 22:26

>>648
Of herself, I hope!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-21 23:11

Rika would be the best mod, seeing as she's the best character in Higurashi after all.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 1:59

>>651
Rika would make a terrible mod. Always deleting threads I like, never deleting threads I don't like, walking around with a fucking capcode, issuing bans for backtalking her, sneaking around with that suspicious blue hair, smelling like cum. No, better a gentle mod like Rena who bans retards but lets the rest of us do what we want.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 19:41

I want a mod for all the games I play that let me play as Rika.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-22 21:57

The situation with the gods in Morrowind is like gym: there are the right-way gods Aedra and Daedra, they got buff over thousands of years through their own power, their hard work, endurance, the correct relation between reps and sets, through working with their right weights (get the metaphor) and other cool Ways for true-gods; and then there are the PHARMA FAGGOTS, who found the tools, jerked up their anuses with them, and beefed up for the summer THOUGHT THEMSELVES GODS. The latter are bubble buffs and are slowly losing air with time, which can be seen in e.g. Almalexia. Sotha Sil, when he understood that (cause he's smart) had quite an ass panic and tried to become a Terminator, but was fucked over by the whore, as we know. As for Vivec, you know it all - he just continued taking it up the ass from various molag bals, and churning out poems, this pathetic bulshitter is even a little pity-worth, but his fate is obvious too.

As for Tribunal, they're actually DAEDRA, the kind of right-on daedra like Azura, Mephala and Boethiah, and not a single fuck is given about whatever the Almsivi caw out of their rooster pens. By joining the Tribunal you are first and foremost accepting the power of this triad of daedra, and as for the "Almsivi rulez" - it's just temporary cuckoldery.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 3:35

>>654
Would the Neverarine rather fuck Rika or Satoko?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 13:10

>>655
The Nerevarine is not a weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 13:13

>>656
That doesn't answer the question.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 15:33

>>655

Definetly Rika.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 15:46

>>655
Satoko. There are no children in Morrowind, so he wouldn't know what to do with such a pathetically underdeveloped little brat as Rika.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 17:26

>>654

Is Talos a PHARMA PHAGGOT too?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 17:36

>>660
Yep.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-23 21:07

>>661

Sounds about right that those greasy nords would worship a juicer.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 5:38

Rika as a warrior companion with full glass armor and a scythe!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 5:55

>>666 is pretty close...

Name: devilish trip get 2015-04-24 6:21

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 6:22

>>665
FFFFFFFFUCK so close

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 10:41

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 12:32

>>661
He's a very successful one, though. He's like the God of Steroids who beat the hell out of everyone who stood up against him convinced everyone that his uber-pharma-muscles are for real. Talos is the embodiment of the Goebbels principle: if you want your lie to be believed, make it as wild as possible and stick to it with the utmost shameless hubris.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 14:11

>>667
LOL fuck you asshole you really think anybody would click that link? Your wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-24 14:31

>>667
FUCK YOU! YOU LITERALLY WASTED YOUT TIME POSTING THAT LINK BECAUSE NOBODY WILL CLICK IT! HA

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-25 3:05

>>667
HAHA, YOU SO STUPID
NO ONE WOULD CLICK THAT LINK AT WORK
WITH THEIR SPEAKERS TURNED UP

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-26 3:33

I just read Higurashi Hou. I have some things to say about it, but since jannie is a little bitch and got all my IP addresses permanently banned (and I don't feel like using a proxy) because I'm smarter than him, you all will have to suffer my summary and review of it.

The first part is a play script played out by the recognizable silhouettes. It was the proto-Higurashi. Rika is the same age as Mion, Mion is poor, and it's more psychological than horror. I liked it, but I'm not making this post to talk about it. Moving on, the next story is basically the VN story of Outbreak, but weirder and less violent. It feels half made, honestly, major plot points wiz by in seconds with no narrative or dialog. Also, somehow, Ryukishi's art has somehow gotten worse. But that's also not what I'm making this post for. I'm focusing on the third story. I'm also not proof reading this huge piece of shit post, so if there are any spelling or grammar errors, just deal the fuck with it.

If you were wondering in the previous arc just where the fuck Takano and the Yamainu were. Well, this one explains it. The story starts off with the group deciding that they need to get to Okinomiya. No real reason was given, other than to survey what was happening in the world. Keiichi's parents fuck off to where ever it is that characters go when they plot doesn't want them there anymore, and they take off. When they get there, it turns out that none of them brought their weapons, and they can't be badasses anymore because the people in Hinamizawa, despite having guns and polearms\farm tools, are nothing compared to university students in Okinomiya with pipes. Through a hilarious series of hijinks, the gang alerts the mob to their location (from over a mile away, I guess, since it took like five minutes between the sound and their arrival) when Keiichi trips on a can. Just the Keiichi we know. Rena starts sharpening a stick for defense, but a new loli with Ebola-chan's eyes shows up and lowers a ladder to them.
Meanwhile, it appears that Rika's plan that was so fucking important that she had to abandon the rest of the club involved fucking around and eating snacks. She's wandering around, and goes to check out the Irie Clinic basement, where she finds Tomitake. When he last saw Takano, she was rambling on about how she was going to be the agent of God (capital G) by spreading the Hinamizawa virus to the entire world, to defeat the devil. Oh, and she's doing so with no support from the Yamainu. Rika realizes what a retard she was being, and so she and Hanyuu (apparently visible now) get in Tomitake's car and drive to Okinomiya. On the way, Hanyuu and Rika go into Meta (or something like that), where they talk to some cunt of a loli God who is extremely racist and hates non-Japanese. It is at this point confirmed that Hanyuu and her ilk (who the translator calls the ``bamboo basket people'', what the fuck???) are in fact brain parasites from outerspace, and also gods who rule the human world.

The rest of the club are with the Nue loli and are plotting to get to the Sonozaki family offices, which is right down the street, but also hundreds of leagues away when it's time to actually go there. They go and have an almost incomprehensible series of blunders and weird shit go on, but I can't tell if it was the translation being so fucking bad (I extracted the text and searched the script, there is not a single instance of ``your '' in the entire novel, only ``you're'', which is odd, because it almost always uses ``you are'' when ``you're'' could be used), or the writing, so I'll forgive that. Turns out though, that Mion was an idiot, because she didn't think that the paramilitary mafia organization would think to barricade the alley leading to the back entrance. They are trapped by a mob, and are about to be eaten, but then Tomitake shows up and fires a machine gun into the air, then Rika uses her magical powers to stun the zombies while Shion lets them in.

It sure was good that Rika knew where to go, because the Sonozaki's have a super radio that can override the military's frequency jamming to send a message to Tokyo. But first, Hanyuu gets to know Nue, AKA Sai, who is actually another bamboo basket person. Hanyuu takes her word that she just wants to live here in peace and that she is equally as strong as Hanyuu, so can't beat her. Hanyuu decides to spite Cunt loli by helping Nue spread her parasites all over the world. They talk to Tomitake, who agrees immediately.

But just then, Takano jumps through the window, given super powers but the Cunt loli, and hulk smashes the mafia and Tomitake and starts smashing through walls. Conveniently, they switch the blue haired Nue with Satoko and Takano is fooled for a split second long enough to knock her out. Cunt loli shows up and calls them stupid, but then leaves. Next scene is Nue being taken by helicopter to Tokyo, and as she leaves, Rika hears her give a Bern laugh and figures it out. Next, Nue's brain fluids are shipped all over the world. In Atlanta, Georgia, USA, some researcher (probably a nigger, Atlanta is full of them) breaks containment and infects a bus. The same happens all over the world, until everyone is dead. They only ones immune were the ones with Hinamizawa syndrome, who all kill each other and themselves, which is why Cunt Loli wanted to have Takano spread it. Rika and Hanyuu confront the other two in Meta. Nue takes on the role of Evatrice and laughs at their stupidity. Cunt Loli explains that this only happened because of racemixing. Hanyuu is completely oblivious until Rika explains it to her, then can't understand why. All the gods keep blaming one another, until Rika pulls out a kitchen knife from nowhere and explains that she will now defeat them all. She stabs herself in the throat, goes back in time (time travel, not kakera travel), and has the club kidnap Nue on the street.

Then it's back in the school, where the club has decided to punish the gods (even Cunt Loli showed up). It comes out that when Hanyuu showed up, she stole rice from Cunt Loli, and that's why they hate each other, and Nue hates the Cunt Loli because she told her to fuck off with her evil shit, and she hates Hanyuu (rightfully) for being an idiot. At this point the game crashes, so you have to (or, at least I had to) open the script and comment out a line, which sucks, because saves are saved in a directory named after a hash of the script file. After that, they play Mahjong, and the god-parasites have to wear slutty outfits, except Hanyuu, who wears a Sakutaro costume. And that's the end of the story.


(Oh, and the Omake is Ryukishi crying about getting old and declaring that he'll be writing whenever the fuck he wants now, instead of the two installations a year. Also, he got married and had a child with some whore he met because of Higurashi. Good for him.)

So now the foundation of the world is again in question. It was previously a system of universe fragments, with the gods as witches who played the games. That foundation has been pretty much destroyed, and places it directly against the original series, possibly in a way even worse than how Umineko destroyed itself. Ryu seems to have been making increasingly bad decisions since BT died, and needs to hire an editor, or at least someone who doesn't kiss his ass and is willing to tell him when he's being a little bitch.

Opened questions:
Was Takano really the agent of good all along?
How can Hanyuu be this stupid?
If Lambda wasn't the witch behind Takano, what game was she playing against Rika? The only other logical candidate is Satoko; it does seem Lambda-esque to pull some shit like that, but how is she competing against Rika?
Are we all just going to pretend this one never happened, like Sai, and that maho shoujo arc in the anime? I'm just going to pretend this one never happened.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-26 4:59

>>672

Is Hou translated already?
Well I'm still on Meakashi anyway so I won't be reading it anytime soon.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-26 5:25

>>672
Hanyuu isn't stupid, she's just gullible because she's so pure!

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 2:24

>>672
How many dicks did Rika service in this one?

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 3:17

>>675

Literally all of them.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 3:48

>>675
The story didn't mention any, but I did find it suspicious that her car ride with Tommy from Hinamizawa to Okinomiya, a trip that usually took an hour on bike, took almost an entire day.

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 4:17

>>677
I find you DUBS suspicious.

HIGH FIVE

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 6:08

678
I find you DBUS suspicious.

HIGH FIVE

Name: Anonymous 2015-04-27 7:37

>>679
That was pretty clever in my opinion. I suppose you agree?

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