They are desperate, ill minded, ignorant, useless wastes of skin, selfish, morally corrupt and in a word "shit"
What is the purpose of having newsgroups pertaining to a particular genre of binary file if "shit" uploads the same "shit" to every single newsgroup.
That has to be the lowest form of life because any thinking person would have to admit that it does not make sense.
However, cross posters, having very little gray matter to work with, probably have not completed school, therefore cannot read and are indeed ignorant and fail to understand that concept.
Cross posters are indeed the lowest life form.
If you agree, respond to this post
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Anonymous2014-11-06 22:09
Crossboarders from what boards are you talking about?
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Anonymous2014-11-06 22:45
>>2 C-f "Crossboarders": Phrace not found C-f "Cross boarders": Phrace not found
Is it? I have not looked, but one might rationally suspect that being covered in blood, the wetness and stickness of the condition would have alerted me by now as to its roal.
Blood is wet and sticky, as any general cut demonstrates.
It is a first-oarder conclusion and indulges in noa roal.
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White Ren!YLuFFdRcFQ2014-11-12 17:55
Is this the /jp/ thread?
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Anonymous2014-11-12 18:14
>>15 Its a very well known RedCream get-out clause.*
*/secert lounge/
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Anonymous2014-11-12 18:53
>>17 Which Touhou character would you engage in sexual intercourse with?
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White Ren!YLuFFdRcFQ2014-11-12 19:18
>>19 Moar liek ``Which Touhou character wouldn't you have sexual intercourse with?'', amirite?
Nah, just posting a little shit, pal. I'd fuggle Remilia, at full force, in the vagina, ass, and mouth. donts minb me, just memeing id ub a bid :D :D :D xD
But seriously, Remilia. In the vagina, ass, and mouth. All. Night. Long.
>>20 I was always wondering, how can one after fucking the anus, fuck the vagina and mouth? I mean your penis is going to be covered in shit, do you want to insert that shit in her own vagina and make her eat it afterwards?
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Anonymous2014-11-12 22:26
>>26 Well, Remi just drinks blood, so her anus should be pretty clean. Anyway you could just wash your duck in between fuck sessions.
Duck washing, >>27-san? Do you not knoa how degenerate that really is?
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Anonymous2014-11-13 14:22
>>29 Is it more degenerate than spending sixteen hours a day shitposting on obscure online bulletin board systems for eight years straight? At least my duck and I are very clean and have a social life, you faggot.
-- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S® 5 while avoiding work.
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RedCream2014-11-13 22:47
I do not understand the comparatoar, >>30-perhaps-alsoa->>27-san? Who spends sixteen hours a day 'shitpoasting' on obscure online bulletin board systems foar eight years straight? Who?
I'd fuck Mion in right in her steamy hairy pussy. Doggy, sideways, missionary, cowgirl, on lap. And i'd fuck Shion too. In the butt. In front of her sister, preferably. I wonder what kind of faces she would make
>>39 They aren't. They are disgusting slurs with vaginas that look like they are covered in mold. Rena or Satoko or nothing.
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Anonymous2014-11-16 19:07
>>40 little nigger can't handle a pair of real women tsk
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Anonymous2014-11-17 1:22
>>40 Wrong. Rena is unfuckable and Satoko is for sweet tender niinii love. The Sonozakis are hot, sweaty and sexual.
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Anonymous2014-11-18 1:04
>>39,41,42 We've been through this you idiots, Rika is the best girl, the true main character, and a miracle of the universe. And she's been unsexxed for a hundred years, so come July she's going to be eager to have her tight loli ass pounded by a real man. Meanwhile, Mion's a dyke, Shion's would kill you afterward, Rena wouldn't understand what's going on, and Satoko would have a flashback to being raped by her uncle and cry and\or push you off a cliff or bridge or something. Worst thing that might happen when you hook up with Rika is that Bernkastel comes out and makes fun of your dick. And, you can be sure that an invisible Hanyuu is being driven nuts by all the sexual pleasure she's feeling through Rika.
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Anonymous2014-11-18 1:09
>>43 Yes, we did went through this already, and we decided that Rika is a naughty little witch who uses her looks to manipulate people and enjoys getting bukkaked by the old men of Hinamizawa.
Yes, Rika does use her sexiness to get what she wants, but so what? If you've got it, flaunt it. That's what I always told my daughter. Not liking that is just jealousness. That's how we know that Satoko is ass ugly, because she was so pissy at Rika in Sai.
The rest of your claim is absolutely false, Rika absolutely does not enjoy getting bukkaked by the old men of the village. She'll fuck Keiichi, Akasaka, and maybe Satoshi or those little brats in the school that sometimes get mentioned but don't have a picture. She would never fuck an old man. She would never need too. She's so beautiful that she can make any man a lolicon and have them if she wants, and she already gets free shit from the people who worship her. But most importantly, she sleeps with Satoko, so she can have hot lesbian loli sex any times she likes. Would you get fucked by an old man if you were a cute loli and could do some yuri with your friend? Absolutely not. Also, even if she were a nymphomaniac, she could always just have Hanyuu masturbate her while she went about her day, wasting no time at all.
I don't want to fuck any of them. I would adopt Satoko and get her out of that awful shithole of a village though. We would live in a sleepy small city in peace, where she wasn't ostracized over, like, nothing.
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Anonymous2014-11-19 1:51
I want to find >>49-kun and fill his and Satoko's anus with crumpled paper.
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Anonymous2014-11-19 2:07
>>50 Hey faggot, you touch my Satoko and I'll kick your ass.
>>52 I will slit your stomach open and play with your guts while your still alive. I'm not fucking around here motherfucker, I will go so fucking crazy on you that it will make Beato's and Maria's torture sessions on Rosa look pleasant. You will not hurt Satoko. I will break you, so drop it.
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Anonymous2014-11-19 10:57
>>53 Why are yiu being mean to me? I said i wanted to rape the guy who was bullying Satoko.
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Anonymous2014-11-20 16:58
>>54 Oh God, how embarrassing! See, I thought that you- I mean that he- ooooh, what a horrible mix up! I apologize profusely. Let me make it up to you by inviting you over for dinner on Sunday. Satoko is cooking kimchi!
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Anonymous2014-11-20 18:06
I want to bully and rape Satoko while I get raped by >>54.
>>77 You hate me because I shattered your bother your stupid magic garbage and solved the mystery before you. I don't like you either, you're probably some dumb pedophile lusting after that literal retard Maria, who is the most worthless character in the entire series.
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Anonymous2014-11-24 2:30
I like Maria. Beato sucks, and Battler is an idiot. Lambda is fun, and Bern is awesome, but not one I'd like to meet. Erika is a terrible cunt, but I could fuck her. Ange is very sad and she depresses and frustrates me. The bunnies are useless, the stakes are worthless, and the only one of the heaven group that isn't bad is Dlanor. Dlanor is great. I would both hang out with and have sex with Dlanor. Ikuntko and Gaap need to get raped and die slowly of AIDS, Virgilia and Eva need to just die.
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Anonymous2014-11-24 4:37
>>80 I think I enjoy your posts more than I would enjoy these animes.
>>87 http://i.imgur.com/2fUV1R0.png I wasn't talking about anti-fantasy bullshit or her vessel you dumb fuck; I obviously meant Dlanor as the anthropomorphization of Knox's Rules. Please try to keep up.
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Anonymous2014-11-25 2:20
>>87,89 Also, Dlanor is like a doll made of marble. No where is it stated that she is made of any certain material. Please stop slandering the murder doll.
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Anonymous2014-11-25 3:06
ANALSEXWITHTHEDOLL
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Anonymous2014-11-26 5:10
>>90,91 I was just trying to save tour dick from the chaffing of having sex with a rock, no need to be mean to me. But be honest, she would never have sex with you willingly, and you could not rape her, so it still won't happen.
Anyway, enough of that. I was happier when we were discussing pounding Rika's cute ass. How would you fuck Rika, /lounge/? I'd want to see her face.
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Anonymous2014-11-26 22:18
What is up with all this anal sex shit? Ass fetishists need to leave. Rika and Dlanor and all other lolies are for gentle cuddling and snuggling, not disgusting, brutal sex.
Dude, Rika is BUILT for sex, specially, hot, sweaty anal sex.
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Anonymous2014-11-27 1:46
>>94 There is nothing Rika loves more than a nice, stiff dick fucking her in the ass though. It's not like she is a slut or anything - she's not fucking every strange dude that shows up. She likes to feel loved and treated nice and cuddling as much as any loli, she just happens to like it in the butt too. Is that really so wrong?
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Anonymous2014-11-27 3:40
Consider this: A pack of uncouth louts. Unloungelike, brutish louts nearing your /lounge/ home. Eating your /lounge/ pancakes. Sipping your /lounge/ whiskey. And you can't do shit since they're ill-mannered. The lout leader grabs your textboard and spams it with his kopipe. The belligerent louts finally dominate your BBS. They post barbaric threads and you are forced to be their slave. Such is the downfall of /lounge/.
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RedCream2014-11-27 15:09
The oanly thing worse than a pack of uncouth louts, would be if merely one of them was an unrepentant farter.
Don't you fucking disagree with me you stupid nerd, I'll teach the meaning the pain,
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Anonymous2014-11-30 0:07
I want to fuck Satoko's voice. Just the voice though, having sex with little girls is gross and such.
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Satoko Houjou2014-11-30 2:37
You are all disgusting faggots and I would never have sex with any of you. I don't enjoy spanking or anal or gangbangs or whatever, especially with your tiny penis and retarded pedo cum; I'm only 11 for fuck's sake! I'd sooner blow Irie than get within ten meters of you degenerates. If you get near me I'll push you of a fucking cliff. You aren't even worth to die in my traps. Die after painfully bleeding out on the rocks, all of you.
This kind of bullying is not accepted here, mister.
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Anonymous2014-12-01 1:34
[i]*pushes >>114[u]-kohai[/i]*[/i] What are you going to do about it, punk? This is between me and my loli, so beat it.
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Anonymous2014-12-01 2:22
>>115 ``kohai"? I see that habit of yours is doing a number on your brains, you delusional little shit, chill the fuck out or I'll beat the fuck out of you and you will be ``serving" my partners for a whole month, again. Remember who's the big dog here.
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Anonymous2014-12-01 4:29
>>116hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡハﾊハﾊハﾊハﾊハﾊハﾊハﾊハﾊハﾊIM GONNA BASH YOUR FUCKING BRAINS IN WITH A BRICK TIED TO A ROPE YOU JUST FUQING ANGERED AN EXPERT CHILD BEATER TELL ME TO STOP BULLYING THEN BULLY ME???? YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORDS THRU A STRAW FROM NOW ON IM ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE NOW WORTHLESS GAIJIN PIECE OF SHAAAAT!!!!!! ALL BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO DEFEND THAT BRAT SATOKO FROM MY BUDDY TEPPY COULD HAVE JUST LEFT WELL ENOUGH ALONE NOW YOUR BRAINS ARE GOING TO BE OUTSIDE OF YOU WHERE THEY DONT BELONG HOWS THAT GOING TO FEEL HYPOCRITE??????
Friends, I think we should be nice to one another. Can't we just love all the girls? Must we argue of who has a tighter ass and who likes giving head more? This is almost as bad as when /jp/ fights over which one is the best and most of the arguments are ``fuck off normie, Rika is better because you have bad tastes. Reported'' and ``disgusting pedo, Satoko is better because /a/ likes Rika. how about you go back there, faggot. Reported.''.
I thought we were about this....
We are better than this! More cuteposting, less angerposting. More cuddling, less brutal rape.
>>128 Don't care. 34-chan is still best. Rika and Satoko are still dead. I'll have no part in this cordial chat nonsense. Miyo was anti-fantasy before it was cool and knocked the fake good Rika of her pedestal and gutted her like a fish on her own shrine, and vivisected Satoko, all for fun and profit make benifit glorious nation Nippon. That's some bad ass shadow government shit right there!
Takano did nothing wrong!
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Anonymous2014-12-02 22:22
>>129 Fuck off cocklord, I hate you and Takano with all my guts.
>>130 Takano and I hate you with all of Rika's guts. Or at least all the guts that didn't get eaten by the crows. Hehihihi
Hey Satoko, which is green, cauliflower or broccoli?
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Anonymous2014-12-03 3:45
A Rika's nipples simulator would be a good thing to write in Lisp.
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Anonymous2014-12-03 4:21
Could I trust Rika to punish my penis or would she get carried away?
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Anonymous2014-12-03 4:22
I have no idea what any of you are talking about!
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Anonymous2014-12-03 4:58
>>136 We are sexualizing characters from the horror/mystery visual novel Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (though I suspect that some have only watched the anime (read the fucking novel, faggots, it's only 80 hours and you don't have a life anyway.)). Of you'd like to join, here is a summary: Rika is the loli, Satoko is the oppai loli, Hanyuu is an old hag loli with horns, Rena is crazed, petite jailbait, Shion(girly) and Mion(tomboy) are yakuza twins with huge boobs, Takano is a cruel `nurse', Oryo is a old bitch who should have died years ago but is too mean, and Keiichi is the bad ass main character who is either kills the girls, gets killed by the girls, or convinces the girls to stop bombing schools.
The consensus so far is today Rika likes anal. Personally, I think that only Bernkastel, the witch that formed in her after hundreds of years of torture, is the only one that might like anal. Rika herself would probably not be amused.
The sequel, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, has to many characters to count. You'll have to research that on your own if you want to sexualize them.
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Anonymous2014-12-03 5:05
>>137 Lame. Go masturbate to lisp programming excerpts.
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Anonymous2014-12-03 5:08
>>138 Fag. WTC is like all the awesomeness of Lain combined with the sexiness of Touhous. I'd give up programming forever if Rika let me touch her just once.
>>143 Wrong, he is a good girl. All the girls and the villagers love him, despite his past mistakes. The club would be even more fun if he were a girl, because Mion wouldn't be hypersensitive due to her cockthirst and have Shition go on a spree kill.
I am so tired of this thread. Why is this the only thread you jerkfaces bother to bump? /lounge/ could actually be worth visiting if you nippleheads would post more content besides which fictional characters you would bang.
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Anonymous2014-12-04 13:29
>>149 You could always try to revitalise the discussion....
I fully endorse `Shition' as an alias for Shion. Shition is objectively bad. She tortures people and frames her twin. She ripped Satoko's skin off! She tortured Rika do much that she stabbed herself in the throat with a kitchen knife just to get away. I don't give a fuck about her love for Satoshit, she's a bad person, almost as bad as Takano, and deserves to die.
>>156 At least we can agree on Takano being an evil scheming kike.
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Anonymous2014-12-05 15:49
>>157 Nomura was the kike. Takano was just trying to protect her grandfather's lagacy. Is that really so bad? It's not like she knew that Rika was going to be keeping her memories between worlds and being killed over and over would drive her crazy.
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Anonymous2014-12-05 17:07
Takano may be an evil kike but i like her for it. Id fuck her in every way possible. Takano is sexual.
>>172 Rika's vagina truly is a miracle of the universe.
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Anonymous2014-12-09 20:31
>>172 Despite the incredible pleasure that is cumming inside Rika's ass, I cannot resist regular Rika. She is much funner to be around and the sex is almost as good (come on, we're talking about sex with Rika -- there is no such thing as bad Rika sex).
I bet regular Rika moans `mii~ mii~ mii~' during sex and shouts `NIPAAH~' when she cums.
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Anonymous2014-12-10 1:45
I have no idea what any of this has to do with cross posters.
I have no idea what any of this has to do with cross posters.
I feel similarly, but am moar concerned about why such poasters would be soa angry in the first place. Do roals need to be admitted? (That is a rhetoarical question.)
>>193 The real redcream knoweth how to optimize his quotes.
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Anonymous2014-12-13 7:01
>>193 omg redcream I love you, I am your biggest fan, I read your poasts all the time, everywhere I go! And sometimes when I read your posts in public I sometimes stroke my balls in secret but sssh don't tell anyone ;)
I had believed in all candoar that we were 'free associating'. I admit this roal.
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Anonymous2015-01-03 17:23
Chie dropping a hot load of curry on your face.
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Anonymous2015-01-03 19:36
И ДЖУНГЛИ. и чтоб повозки. И того. Срать надо было бы. Везде чтоб туалеты стояли. Выгребные ямы. И чтобы если персонаж долго не срал, у него был бы минус в характеристики. И чтоб посреди боя можно было обосраться. А ещё чтобы можно было трусы менять, и если не меняешь, то дырки появляются. И чтоб все срать ходили, проскриптовано было.
Тогда уж целую расу запилить - дерьмодемоны, и чтоб у них способность - плавать в говне, например, можно нырнуть в выгребную яму и найти золотое колечко
Развивая эту идею, добавить к синей, зеленой, красной полоске, КОРИЧНЕВУЮ, когда она заполняется (по мере того как ты жрешь) игрок хочет срать, если не посрать вовремя, то можно потом обосраться. И чтоб болезни были новые, запор, понос, дизентерия. Запилите мод, кто нибудь. И чтоб заходишь в пещеру, везде говно, которое бандиты насрали, и можно в бою поскользнутся на говне, а можно самому "ловушку" сделать, насрать в режиме скрытности... И на поверхности тоже чтоб кругом говно, звери же срут там всякие, разбойники, опять же
Если обосраться в здании гильдии, можно быть изгнанным. И нужно сделать, чтобы стражники, охранники, бандиты и драконы могли слышать запах говнеца. И чтобы главный герой мог слышать запах говнеца.
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Anonymous2015-01-03 19:37
И квест гильдии магов сделать о волшебном невидимом говне (воняет, а не видно).
И ЖЕЛТУЮ полоску нужно добавить же! Чтобы можно было врагов унижать, факелы тушить, скользкие лужи-ловушки делать. Ну и два новых алхимических элемента же - Сладкий Хлеб и Апельсиновый Сок
И чтоб даже на верху имперской башни говно, туалетов то там нету, ну, или запилить тогда туалеты в белой башне, чтоб туристы не обсирались, и чтоб стражники агрились, если насрал в неположенном месте, запилить гильдию говна, чтоб ее представитель приходил к тебе, если ты так сделал. Задачи гильдии - срать в разных местах, и спасаться от погони. И школу магии говна добавить, чтоб с говном делать всякие забавные вещи, и яды варить из говна. Чтоб аргонианин мог сожрать говно и восстановить здоровье. (ну а что, сердце их даже человеку пересаживают) нет, нет, чтобы был знак "Говноед" который позволял бы раз в день пожрать говна и восстановить здоровье, но убавлял бы харизму например... И чтоб в имперских фортах говно, в развалинах говно призраков, протоплазма то бишь, в лесах говно волков, и Обливион чтоб тоже весь в говне
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Anonymous2015-01-03 19:39
И чтобы стрелу можно было обмазать говном, чтобы вызывать заражение крови. И чтобы можно было лечиться уринотерапией по заветам Малахата. Чтобы у ассасинов были задания: утопить кого-нибудь в выгребной яме, и убить кого-то, спрятавшись в выгребной яме под его сортиром. И чтобы если ссышь на снег, можно было писать и рисовать. Чтобы были драконы, которые кричат не огнём или морозом, а говном и мочой. И чтобы и дувакин мог выучить такие крики. И аналог фусроды - безудержный пердёж (только улетают те, кто сзади, плюс отравление). Чтобы в городах были огромные канализации, наполненные нечистотами, и чтобы там скрывались аргониане-мутанты. И чтобы были говномонстры, и чтобы можно было призвать говняного атронаха. И чтобы было мощное заклинание или крик: апокалиптический дождь из мочи и говна. И чтобы можно было пить травы, чтобы срать и пердеть. И чтобы если запираешься дома в сортире, то Лидия смотрела бы в щель и говорила: "Ты чо там делаешь, тан? Ты ебанутый?". Очень хочу такие моды, реально, я не тролль.
Хочу мод, чтобы из Красной горы извергалось говно и заливало Вварденфелл. И чтобы вонь была такая, что можно повесить топор или меч в воздухе. Чтобы все сходили с ума и умирали не от мора, а от вони и ядовитых газов. Нереварин должен быть самым устойчивым, чтобы пробраться в самое жерло, скинуть Дагота Ура в говно и почикать Жопу Лорхана.
Чтобы можно было по испражнениям выслеживать определенное животное (или человека\мера)
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Anonymous2015-01-03 19:40
И чтобы можно было из мочи яды делать, и из говна, и из говна и мочи. Чтобы можно кидаться говном. И да, чтоб под каждым городом обширная канализация с говном, и в нем живут говнокрабы и гонворыбы. Чтоб можно было плавать в говне, и утонуть в говне. И заклинания, чтобы дышать в говне, тогда можно будет всякие ништяки добыть. И чтоб, когда в тюрьме сидишь, чтоб параша была, которая заполняется и надо выносить, а когда выносишь, можно на стражу вылить и сбежать, или чтоб они за тобой, а ты ее роняешь и они на говне подскальзываются, и самому чтоб скользить на говне, убегая. Чтоб можно было срать на спящих людей, срать им на лица, чтоб они задыхались, способ убийства типа. Чтобы были кроме обычных вампиров говновампиры, которые из людей вместо крови говно сосут. Чтобы был квест у даэдра, принести столько-то говна. Чтоб можно было собирать говно. И чтоб унитазы в каждом доме, с выходом в канализацию, книги о говне, призыв различных говняных существ из говняных планов Обливиона
Чтобы можно было собирать говно разных существ, у каждого свои свойства, и по Обливиону говно собирать, там самое крутое. А в айлейдских руинах чтоб ловушки из говна айлейдов, а Кватч чтоб погиб не от нашествия даэдр, а от того что канализацию прорвало. И доспехи запилить суперкрутые из засохшего говна Мехрун Дагона. И Мартин чтоб был адептом школы говна, чтоб заклинания крутые пускал говняные. И чтоб в школе изменения такие спеллы, чтоб превратить говно в сыр, а потом обратно в говно, а потом опять в сыр. И чтоб в Бруме, там же холодно, там чтоб канализация была вся замерзшая, и чтоб там как в шахте мужики с кирками дробили бы каловые массы, чтобы квест был, например, растопить говно, используя лаву из Обливиона.
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Anonymous2015-01-03 19:41
А гильдия говна чтоб в канализации обитала, чтоб там штаб крутой у них был, как у Темного братства, и чтоб они содрудничали с воровской гильдией, например, вор из гильдии что-то украл, за ним погоня, а чувак из говняной гильдии насрал, и стража подскользнулась. А для Скайрима, где фаталити есть, сделать так, чтоб можно было добивать ползающих бандитов пердежом или смачной кучей на лицо, чтоб они задыхались и захлебывались В Обливионе чтобы можно было с другим членом гильдии, в тайне от стражи, перепукиваться, как по морзянке, чтобы даже в тюрьме можно было сигнал подать. И чтоб в некоторых городах, например по праздникам, пердеж был как преступление, и за это сажали в тюрьму. И чтоб если в храме пёрнешь, то можно гнев богов на себя навлечь, и, если засекут, то тоже в тюрьму угодить.
И чтобы можно было из засохшего говна мутить булавы всякие, даже мечи (только они легко ломаются, зато для скрытного убийства самое то) В Скайриме, там есть кузница, сделать чтоб еще была говнянница, где можно себе оружие и доспехи выплавлять из кипящего говна.
И чтоб сокамерника можно было обмануть, вот, мол, братишка, я сыр нашел, а это говно, превращенное тобой, и когда он есть станет, ты его обратно превращаешь, и он такой, в ярости, кричит, и стража приходить, ЧТО ЗА ХУЙНЯ У ВАС ТУТ, ты в этот момент на себя хамелеона и сваливаешь.
Ну и в начальном подземелье, чтоб персонаж уже хотел срать, по дефолту, а потом мануал как делать ловушки, как пользоваться магией говна и т.д. и потом доспехи всякие в сундуках на выбор, доспехи из засохшего поноса (легкие), доспехи из твердых катяхов (тяжелые) и чтоб их чинить можно было, подмазывая своим говнецом. И вот еще, чтобы наряду с номером можно было парашу снять, чтобы просраться, за то что просираешься в параше, дают бонус, как в Скайриме - "хороший отдых". Чем дороже арендованная параша, тем сильнее бонус от просирания. И квест запилить от даэдр - совершить паломничество по всем парашам Сиродиила.
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Anonymous2015-01-03 20:02
mad as fuck
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Anonymous2015-01-04 14:46
And there should even be shit at the top of the Imperial Tower, cause there aren't any toilets there, or at least make toilets in the White Tower so that the tourists wouldn't poop themselves, and the guards should aggro if you shit in an inappropriate place, anb make a guild of feces, whose representative would contact you if you did that. The goals of the guild are to shit in various places, then to escape the chase.
And make a magic school of shit, so you could do fun stuff with shit, and make poisons out of shit. So that an Argonian could eat shit and restore health. (well, their hearts are even transplanted to humans) no, no, there must be a birthsign "Shit-eater" that would allow to eat some shit once a day and restore health, but would e.g. decrease charisma...
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Anonymous2015-01-04 15:24
And the guild of feces should dwell in the sewers, they should have a cool headquarters there like the Dark Brotherhood, and they should cooperate with the thievery guild, for example, a thief from the guild steals something, he gets chased, and a guy from the fecal guild drops some shit, and the guards slip on it.
And for Skyrim, where there are fatalities, make it so it's possible to finish off crawling bandits with farting or with a hearty pile on the face, so that they asphyxiate and drown.
In Oblivion, it should be possible to inter-fart with another guild member in secret from the guard, like with Morse code, to be able to send signals even out of jail. And in some cities, for instance on holidays, farting should be like a crime punished by prison.
And make it so that if you fart in a temple, you can anger the divines, and if you get caught, you'd even be jailed.
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Anonymous2015-01-04 18:27
Rika having cute loli lesbian sex with Satoko!
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Anonymous2015-01-04 19:45
Rika and Keiichi, OTP. They fuck all them time in all kakera all over the place.
False dichotomy. Though I'd expect no less from a monkey like you.
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Anonymous2015-01-09 22:59
>>238 Are you doing Intro to Critical Theory at art school this year? Go on with you "false dichotomy" garbage. I suggest you buy a dictionary if you're struggling to understand where you went wrong in your post...
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Anonymous2015-01-09 23:04
>>237 A day will come, and I pray that day will come soon, when people all around the world will flock to your gravesite just for a chance to piss on it.
>>241 You really should focus on improving your own life, rather than trying bring others down to your level. You reek of faggotry, and its really quite sad.
No matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to bring a turdlicker like you to have an ounce of my greatness, and I don't like wasting time on useless projects.
>>245 If by "greatness" you mean ebola, you are most likely correct. As you yourself admitted, I might add -- "I am unable to infect you with ebola through my terrible, erroneous posting attempts" you declared. Correct?
>>247 Even of superman handled the birth of your son, he will still come out as aquaman or some other gay shit. Believe.
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Anonymous2015-01-13 8:13
>>245 Not even Max Planck could conceive of a dick as small as yours you salad-tossing chode-fucker.
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Anonymous2015-01-13 8:14
>>245 when ur mother squirted for the first time, her cum was actually her moms tears because she was disappointed that her only daughter fucked an african baboon
What if Takano raped Mion while Keiichi played the lute in time?
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RedCream2015-02-01 17:52
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Anonymous2015-02-01 18:23
What though the sea, with waves continual, Doth eat the earth, it is no more at all ; Nor is the earth the less, nor loseth ought : For whatsoever from one place doth fall Is with the tide unto another brought : For there is nothing lost, that may be found, if sought.
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Anonymous2015-02-01 23:05
The higurashis are crying outside. Isn't it a bit early? They'll probably mostly die before summer.
If it's like that, then I agree, but Rena's too creepy for something like >>291
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Anonymous2015-02-04 0:12
Yes, she would get excited and chop off your balls afterwards.
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Anonymous2015-02-04 1:52
>>293 She's not sadistic. If you want a sadist, go to Shion. Rena does some awful things, but she's delusional and thinks that she's doing the right thing when she does it. Most of the time when she looks scary and threatening is when she's L5, when we're in Keiichi's POV and he's L5 (thus delusional and paranoid himself), or when she finds out that Satoko is being beaten and\or raped at home.
She's actually an innocent girl who would find sex to be cute.
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Anonymous2015-02-04 3:00
Rena is cursed by Oyashiro-sama. She's like a wild animal, even if she's been acting friendly the whole time, there's always the chance of her attacking you, and you'd never know when, she's unpredictable.
Rena also has an uncanny ability to sniff out people's weakness, she's sharp as an eagle, and a little too good at intimidating others. She's a a natural born predator. Even if she's cute and well-meaning, that doesn't changes the fact that she is built to kill.
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Anonymous2015-02-04 4:33
I want Rena to brutally attack me when I least suspect it, beat me until I'm barely conscious, and rape me while I'm incapacitated.
I want Rena to check my temperature and notice that I have a fever. Then she would make me stay home in bed, against my insistence that I'm not sick, and make me some chicken noodle soup to make me better.
I want to get AIDS and have Rena care day and night for me during what should be her funnest years. Instead of trying to scrap together something like a normal life, she should watch me as I slowly die, until I am kept alive only by machines and she has to smother me with a pillow.
>>309 It's kind of hard to explain, but I will try. Okay, imagine that you and Rika were alone in her house together. You start off as just acquaintances, but slowly get to know one another. Soon you are chatting away like friends. The two of you share dinner and afterward she sits on your lap to watch anime. You're hands start roaming, not much at first, but since she doesn't object, you get bolder. She's into it, and as you massage her inner thighs, Tomoko on the television is completely ignored. She turns around and the two of you kiss passionately, and undress each other while doing so. Your mouth lowers and you begin trying to kiss every inch of precious Rika. She's panting with lust now. You get to her most delicate spot and taste pure lust. You can't hold back anymore. You get up and embrace her while preparing to penetrate her delicious vagina. But then she stops you! No, not there, she says. She pulls her legs up. Do it here, she says. You're dick feels like it's harder than it's ever been as you hold on to her legs and line your penis up against her anus. Nippa!, she moans as you slowly widen her ass with your dick. It's all the way in, and you move it from side to side a bit and ask if she is okay. Oooh~ yes, fuck mii- nippa! You begin thrusting in and out of her. Slowly at first, but you increase the speed as her moans of ecstasy grow louder. It won't last much longer for either of you. She's not even touching herself, she's getting off by anal stimulation alone. Do you want me to cum inside or out?, you ask her. In, I want it inside me!, she manages to say between thrust. With that, you lose control and fuck Rika's tiny ass with all your strength. As your cum erupts from your dick and fills her colon, she screams out in pleasure from her full body orgasm. You give one last thrust and meekly pull out of her and fall next to her. The two of you gaze lovingly into each other's eyes as you embrace. The exhausting anal fuck session at an end, you both gently fall asleep in each other's arms.
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Anonymous2015-02-10 6:48
>>313 Saved. I don't care how terrible it will be to explain why this is on my harddrive. This art must be preserved.
Where do you see anime, friend? I see only text. You are going crazy. I suggest you to stop posting forget about this board, and any other internet forums, until your ailments are cured. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
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Anonymous2015-02-10 15:05
>>313 I want to put my dick in Rika's butt too~! Is this kopipe?
>>321 How many of the posts on you /prog/ do you think are copy pasta? How can you tell what is and is not copy pasta? In theory, any post could be copy pasta. Even this one.
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Anonymous2015-02-10 21:54
>>323 I search every post I see here in Google, and if I get no results I run it through copyscape and DMCA-finder. I'd say about 70% are direct kopipe, usually from Reddit, and about half the remainder are paraphrased.
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Anonymous2015-02-11 16:59
Rika, Satoko, and Rena are all acceptable companions.
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Anonymous2015-02-11 17:26
>>324 I search every post I see here in Google, and if I get no results I run it through copyscape and DMCA-finder. I'd say about 70% are direct copypaste, usually from Reddit, and about half the remainder are paraphrased.
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Anonymous2015-02-11 23:42
>>325 So are the Sonozaki sisters. Ryukishi is the only one who's ever created a cast where every single girl is likable. Save for Takano, she's a fucking kike.
>>329 She's not. She'd give a nice fuck and her boobs would be fun to play with, but she's not a keeper. She's pissed off if you treater her like a girl and rejects you, but gets offended if you don't. What the fuck does she want? Make up your fucking mind already, Mion.
Mion wants to really feel like girl, but Keiichi, being a girl himself, is unable to do it properly for her. I guarantee she's a keeper, you just need to have a strong hand for it. She's a wolf, not a doggie like Rena.
After months of meditation one young priest thought he'd finally found the answer. To the high priest he proclaimed: "The Facesitting of Moses, The mind, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of FoM is emptiness. There is no realization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."
The high priest then sweeped both legs of the young priest knocking him to the ground before nesting his ass on his face.
"If nothing exists," he inquired, "where does this warm sensation around your face come from?"
>>321 How many of the posts on you /prog/ do you think are copy pasta? How can you tell what is and is not copy pasta? In theory, any post could be copy pasta. Even this one.
>>366 These posts in isolation are unbelievably embarrassing.
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Anonymous2015-02-16 18:04
>>365 Rika does some shady shit, but I don't think she date rapes people. Why need to?
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Anonymous2015-02-16 18:17
>>371 It doesn't necessarily needs to be date rape, you know.
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Anonymous2015-02-16 19:57
Rika date raped me once then had me arrested for rape of a child and I spent 30 years in prison. My face was mutilated but inmates and my cellmate raped me with various objects every day. My asshole is now so loose that I can pass a soda can without feeling. I'll probably never walk without a limp again. Rika would come every year to visit and laugh at me on my birthday. I'm now on parole and I can't get a job and I live under a bridge. My last meal was three days ago, when I gave a handjob to an 80yo Asian guy in exchange for a half-eaten hotdog. Even though I don't remember much of the night that Rika raped me, I remember enough to know that it was totally worth it.
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Anonymous2015-02-17 2:40
but inmates and my cellmate raped me with various objects every day
I see your linguistic skills also deteriorated.
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Anonymous2015-02-17 3:56
>>374 All posts after >>373 should be as good or better, hence my previous silence. But you broke it, so we may continue as normal.
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Anonymous2015-02-17 5:17
>>375 This whole thread is shit. It's just 4 people at most talking about cartoon characters.
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Anonymous2015-02-17 9:59
>>376 This whole board is shit. It's just 4 people at most talking about cartoon characters.
>>386 How dare you!? I will not allow you to question her honor; I will fucking kill you. Understand me, worm? Satoko is the goddess that lights up my life. She is my birth and my death. All things I do, I do for her.
Takano was just angry that that she was the only one Rika hadn't had sex with. Oyashiro-sama was a fertility god, and it was Rika's sacred duty. Takano was livid when she found out that Rika even fucked her own Yamainu and Irie but had refused her! That's why she became a jew. Takano did nothing wrong.
Takano must have a very lewd smell with her body pumping pheromones like crazy in a desperate effort to attract men while she's still fertile.
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Anonymous2015-02-20 15:22
>>401 Probably. To bad she's such a bitch that only the fat loser accountant would fuck her.
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Anonymous2015-02-20 15:46
>>402 Unlikely. She's hot and would be able to snag some short relationships. The fat loser programmer would come after she is 35 and desperate to marry.
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Anonymous2015-02-20 16:36
>>403 Nope. She brings up her gore and snuff fetish on the first date. It's very off putting.
>>403 Japanese either kill themselves or have an arranged marriage if they are unmarried at 30. Since she is an orphan, she dies. A gaijin like you would never understand.
>>419 You bet. My brain alone has about 100 billion nerves. Add to that my spinal cord, the vegetative nervous system and the miscellaneous nerves, and it't a whole damn "alot", as you put it.
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Anonymous2015-02-21 21:10
>>412,414 Completely agree. That is why lolies are superior and are preferred by men of refined tastes and culture alike.
>>452 Wanting to wrap Keiichi's tight, throbbing boypussy around one's cock using his own cum as lube does not make one a queer.
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Anonymous2015-03-01 23:05
>>455 If it were any gayer, it would be riding a cock to work every day. Wouldn't you rather violently jam it in gently work it in Rena's delicate vagina, like a healthy person?
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Anonymous2015-03-01 23:42
Pumping Rena's AIDS infected pussy!
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Anonymous2015-03-02 22:10
>>457 Only niggers, junkies, and faggots can get AIDS. Rena is a pure Yamato Nadeshiko.
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Anonymous2015-03-03 2:42
The only way Rena would give you AIDS is by injecting with an infected needle.
>>488 One head of cabbage, two shakers of salt, one fiftieth of a barrel of fish sauce, three chives, one red onion (made from concentrate), one white onion (ground into a puree), five garlic cloves, three helpings of light brown powdered sugar, three roots of ginger, seven shakes of Korean chili powder, and five handfuls of pig lard, one locke of Satoko's hair, the eyes of a man hanged for a crime he did not commit, and ten thousand pitchers of semen.
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Anonymous2015-03-08 3:58
>>489 And she extracted the semen herself. What a dilligent girl.
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Anonymous2015-03-08 21:36
>>490 Actually, Hanyuu does it by sneaking into bedrooms at night and sucking them off. If you've ever had a so called `wet dream', then you have been the victim of Oyashiro-chama, the Hinamizawain Goddess of Lewdity, Perversion, and Death.
>>510 Even so, it is too bizarre. Even Bernkastel had to play by the rules of the world she was in. You wouldn't want Rika to get into some weird retrocausal logic error and have her spend another hundred years in the agony of giving birth as a six year old, would you?
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Anonymous2015-03-12 3:42
I want Rika to bare my children.
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Anonymous2015-03-12 6:24
Will this post make it to 1000?
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Anonymous2015-03-12 6:33
>>513 I meant thread. Will this thread make it to 1000 posts?
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Anonymous2015-03-12 17:08
>>512 Fucking reverse pedophile. Why do you want her to make your children naked?
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Anonymous2015-03-13 3:09
>>515 Because making children with clothes on poses some logistical difficulties.
>>1 I abhor this thread. Once I started the longest thread on /prog/. Once 52 entries was enough to reign supreme. But now I'm inferior by an order of magnitude! I'm 1.2" to your Peter North! You filthy swine! You'll pay for this!
Marisa and Satoko are cute, but Shmion is gross. Girls who dye their hair unnatural colors have something wrong with them anyway. One is a transexual, the other is a serial killer, and neither were ever described as cute. Rika was called cute. Satoko was called cute. Rena was called cute. Even Takano was called sexy. Shmion has never been called cute.
>>540 The Sonozaki sisters aren't cute if and only if you are into gay dicks, faggot.
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Anonymous2015-03-26 15:19
>>542 Mion calls herself male all the time and uses male pronouns. She also prefers dressing like a male. She wants to be a man.
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Anonymous2015-03-26 21:48
>>544 She acknowledges the perks of being a man and combines them with those of a woman. She's also very cute and I want her to be my girlfriend. Ah, how I wish Mion was real.
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Anonymous2015-03-27 0:26
>>545 Mion may not be real, but there are woman like her. Some of them may even dye their hair turquoise. Others may go to great lengths to look like her like wearing anime masks and carrying a fake pistol, but these are more likely to have peni.
All of them are ugly, crazy or both. Also, colored hair doesn't translate well into the real world, as hair in drawn media follows a perfectly harmonic "grouped rope" model, while real world hair is composed of tangled unharmonic individual strands.
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Anonymous2015-03-29 0:52
Every woman with dyed hair I have ever seen has been fat and/or ugly.
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Anonymous2015-03-29 11:21
Anime hair is just a plot device to distinguish characters which are all black and white in the manga.
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Anonymous2015-03-29 16:03
Every woman I have ever seen has been fat and/or ugly. Because I'm a socially awkward moron with overtly high or unrealistic standards and a distorted perception of women.
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Anonymous2015-03-29 18:11
Every woman I have ever seen has been hot and/or cute. Because I'm a desperate neurotypical teenager with overtly low standards with a baseless fascination for women. hey bro look at that ass it looks like two gigantic baloons this is going straight to facebook ;)
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Anonymous2015-03-29 18:49
Nobody thinks Mion is cute, though pretty much everyone thinks Myon is cute.
>>553 Her vagina has lots of loose skin, implying that she has been fucked a lot and probably has AIDS. Just unattractive in my opinion, but that doesn't matter much because I am a subhuman cretin that likes lolies. Is this what normal people find attractive? She has nothing special. She doesn't look warm or cuddly, her skin doesn't have a soft aura, her hips are wide as fuck and her ass is fat, she's mutilated her belly button, and her nipples look weird and big. I'm not even going to ask about the breasts. Why do you find her attractive?
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>>5542015-03-30 1:44
>>555 I don't find her ``WHOA SO HOT DUUUUUDE XD'', though you got to admit she's more attractive than ~60% of women out there. Of course, her body looks flabby, her vagina is sort of ugly, her personality is very likely that of a dumb bitch and she isn't Rika, but that doesn't mean she's on the same level as feminist hambeasts.
Even if real women aren't worth dating, you can be more objective when rating their physical attractiveness. Not that you should drool over anything with a real vagina or anything like that.
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Anonymous2015-03-30 15:18
Rika has blue hair, and if you interpret the story as a mystery, then she is by far the fucking craziest of them all. Why aren't more people talking about that? Is Rika ugly and fat? And Satoko is either dies her hair or is a mixrace gaijinspawn daughter of a race traitor.
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Anonymous2015-03-30 15:40
>>557 The argument about dyed hair obviously doesn't apply to either of them because they're not real and thus can be shaped into likable attractive women. Hell, you could even argue their hair isn't dyed because they were born with that hair color.
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Anonymous2015-03-31 1:17
>>557 Rika is a crazy cunt and a little harlot though, and Satoko's mother was a whore who probably fucked rich Westerners and had their bastard babies before she got to ugly.
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Anonymous2015-03-31 14:39
Satoko's mother was a whore who probably fucked rich Westerners
You're thinking of Takano-kike.
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Anonymous2015-04-01 4:59
>>556 Nope, I'm not attracted to the whore at all. I give her a 0 out of 10.
>>557,559 Please no anti-fantasy toxin directed at Rika. Satoko dies her hair. Her step-uncle has blonde hair too, so it's obviously just something forced on the Houjous by the village to mark their shame. Anyway, the died hair bit doesn't count because they are lolies. Shmion are just going through a rebellious phase and will get over it. Their mother and Takikeno are responsible for their died hair and are super-sluts though.
>>561 Please try to be more objective and adjust your rating scale, don't be like ``gaming journalists''. 0/10 is the absolute worst, think an overweight feminist with severe facial deformity. 5/10 is the average. That girl is around a 5.5/10, because if I were forced at gunpoint to have sex with one, I'd definitely go for the loose-vagina dyed-hair slut and not for the feminist abortion. I wouldn't do her out of my own will, but my rating scale is logical and keeps the transitive property.
The Sonozaki sisters are 7/10, Rika, Rena, Satoko and Takano the kike are 8/10, and the half-ghost who's afraid of ghosts is 10/10 because I haven't found a single flaw on her appearance and that's what the top of the scale should really mean. I'd do any of these girls out of my own will.
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Anonymous2015-04-01 21:05
>>562 Rika is 10/10, Satoko 9/10, Rena is 7/10, and the rest are 4/10 except Hanyuu, who gets 10/0. I would never fuck Hanyuu because she would whimper and cry and make the whole thing feel like rape, and the only one who it would be fun to rape is Takano.
But now there are new boards and I really want to post on them. Please, let me post on /math/ and /lang/ without becoming a low life form. Please!
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Anonymous2015-04-04 3:17
>>570 In the name of God, Rika forbids you from posting on any other board. Rika forbids you from posting on other boards for all of eternity, upon pain of death and damnation of your immortal soul.
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Anonymous2015-04-04 3:53
Oh, we're talking about cross posters again?
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Anonymous2015-04-04 7:21
>>572 how about you retype what you just said in your native language and just translate it through google because nobody can understand a word you are saying
>>584 How so? She sold Satoko to be vivisected in exchange for a European vacation. At least ISIS doesn't pretend to be friends with the Christian lolies they brutalize.
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Anonymous2015-04-08 5:07
>>594 That definitely didn't happen. After Koizumi's death, his political faction that was protecting her fell apart and the rest of Tokyo ordered the project closed and disbanded. They wanted nothing to do with the biological weapons the Irie Institute was making. So she just faked her death, killed two commanding officers, and tricked the government into thinking that a biological weapon had been released to get them to preemptively execute an entire small town. I may be wrong, but that seems like high treason to me, and I bet they are going to be pissed about it. The spy that talked her into it was revealed to be doing it to cause the fall of Tokyo, so what friends will she even have? Okonogi? He's got orders to kill her after she takes blame anyway. And she's already legally dead!
No, she didn't get that vacation, she got a bullet to the back of the head five minutes after showing up and tossed into an incinerator, if she was lucky. She was also talking with the spy Nomura, so she was probably tortured for all the information she had, then disposed of.
Not only is she a greedy kike, but she's a stupid, delusional kike as well.
>>609 Rika and the Nippas. Rika as lead singer and guitar, with Shion and Mion on backup vocals and bass, Keiichi on percussion, Rena on keyboard. Hanyuu has a little bell she rings sometimes. Rika wears a miniskirt and every once in a while, the front rows get a pantyshot.
I think Satoko would be the guitarist. And >>611-san is right, Rika doesn't wear pantsu and instead of a pantyshot, the front row would get a full-view of her raw, unexposed loli twat.
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Anonymous2015-04-14 23:49
Rika's delicate loli vagina all sweaty after a six hour concert!
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Anonymous2015-04-15 2:55
>>611,612 Lies! Rika knows the value of hygiene and presentation, so she wears pantsu. This is canon, because she is canonically a slightly-slutty tease, not a nasty, full-blown whore. Which would fit her goals better, flashing you a wall of perfumed white cotton with a coy smile, or spreading her legs to show her cunt while as Dark Rika?
From yoar description, I am jetting semen across the room nao.
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Anonymous2015-04-15 14:20
I'll forever wonder what draws people into this idiotical thing called Higurashi.
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Anonymous2015-04-15 14:41
>>617 I used to wonder the same thing. After watching the anime series (which is an adaption of the original media), I'm so glad these retards got me into this.
Higurashi sucks because the characters are too well defined. It's too hard to impress my own wants on them. With Touhous, they can be anyone I want them to be, so Touhou is better.
Higurashi is for children who get off on gore. By the second half of Higurashi, the flimsy, derivate premise finally gives up and a hilariously childish tone takes its place, in retrospect depriving all those gory bits out of any sense or impact. Higurashi is as good as all the artistic talent from 07th expansion put together, which is to say, not good at all.
>>622 We've been over this. You don't need to be a pedophile to love Rika. Any healthy man would have a natural love of and attraction to one as perfect as her. Some faggots and straight women want her too. It's perfectly normal. She basically sweats desire.
>>623 Actually, the Kai adaption is closer to the sound novel in that regard. But yes, DEEN really loves to take R07's work and fuck it in the ass. They ruined Umineko even worse.
In the novel, things start out happy and nice, and there is actually not too much brutality on screen. Keiichi blacks out during Onikakushi, and the Teppy deserved his death in the third arc. Each arc is spent getting to know one of the girls and having fun in the club before things get violent. Things don't get ultraviolent until Kai, when Shiton gets to be the protaganist and she goes on a killing spree.
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Anonymous2015-04-16 20:15
Twitteratti... Netizens. Don't you just love those words?
Rika would be the best mod, seeing as she's the best character in Higurashi after all.
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Anonymous2015-04-22 1:59
>>651 Rika would make a terrible mod. Always deleting threads I like, never deleting threads I don't like, walking around with a fucking capcode, issuing bans for backtalking her, sneaking around with that suspicious blue hair, smelling like cum. No, better a gentle mod like Rena who bans retards but lets the rest of us do what we want.
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Anonymous2015-04-22 19:41
I want a mod for all the games I play that let me play as Rika.
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Anonymous2015-04-22 21:57
The situation with the gods in Morrowind is like gym: there are the right-way gods Aedra and Daedra, they got buff over thousands of years through their own power, their hard work, endurance, the correct relation between reps and sets, through working with their right weights (get the metaphor) and other cool Ways for true-gods; and then there are the PHARMA FAGGOTS, who found the tools, jerked up their anuses with them, and beefed up for the summer THOUGHT THEMSELVES GODS. The latter are bubble buffs and are slowly losing air with time, which can be seen in e.g. Almalexia. Sotha Sil, when he understood that (cause he's smart) had quite an ass panic and tried to become a Terminator, but was fucked over by the whore, as we know. As for Vivec, you know it all - he just continued taking it up the ass from various molag bals, and churning out poems, this pathetic bulshitter is even a little pity-worth, but his fate is obvious too.
As for Tribunal, they're actually DAEDRA, the kind of right-on daedra like Azura, Mephala and Boethiah, and not a single fuck is given about whatever the Almsivi caw out of their rooster pens. By joining the Tribunal you are first and foremost accepting the power of this triad of daedra, and as for the "Almsivi rulez" - it's just temporary cuckoldery.
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Anonymous2015-04-23 3:35
>>654 Would the Neverarine rather fuck Rika or Satoko?
>>661 He's a very successful one, though. He's like the God of Steroids who beat the hell out of everyone who stood up against him convinced everyone that his uber-pharma-muscles are for real. Talos is the embodiment of the Goebbels principle: if you want your lie to be believed, make it as wild as possible and stick to it with the utmost shameless hubris.
>>667 HAHA, YOU SO STUPID NO ONE WOULD CLICK THAT LINK AT WORK WITH THEIR SPEAKERS TURNED UP
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Anonymous2015-04-26 3:33
I just read Higurashi Hou. I have some things to say about it, but since jannie is a little bitch and got all my IP addresses permanently banned (and I don't feel like using a proxy) because I'm smarter than him, you all will have to suffer my summary and review of it.
The first part is a play script played out by the recognizable silhouettes. It was the proto-Higurashi. Rika is the same age as Mion, Mion is poor, and it's more psychological than horror. I liked it, but I'm not making this post to talk about it. Moving on, the next story is basically the VN story of Outbreak, but weirder and less violent. It feels half made, honestly, major plot points wiz by in seconds with no narrative or dialog. Also, somehow, Ryukishi's art has somehow gotten worse. But that's also not what I'm making this post for. I'm focusing on the third story. I'm also not proof reading this huge piece of shit post, so if there are any spelling or grammar errors, just deal the fuck with it.
If you were wondering in the previous arc just where the fuck Takano and the Yamainu were. Well, this one explains it. The story starts off with the group deciding that they need to get to Okinomiya. No real reason was given, other than to survey what was happening in the world. Keiichi's parents fuck off to where ever it is that characters go when they plot doesn't want them there anymore, and they take off. When they get there, it turns out that none of them brought their weapons, and they can't be badasses anymore because the people in Hinamizawa, despite having guns and polearms\farm tools, are nothing compared to university students in Okinomiya with pipes. Through a hilarious series of hijinks, the gang alerts the mob to their location (from over a mile away, I guess, since it took like five minutes between the sound and their arrival) when Keiichi trips on a can. Just the Keiichi we know. Rena starts sharpening a stick for defense, but a new loli with Ebola-chan's eyes shows up and lowers a ladder to them. Meanwhile, it appears that Rika's plan that was so fucking important that she had to abandon the rest of the club involved fucking around and eating snacks. She's wandering around, and goes to check out the Irie Clinic basement, where she finds Tomitake. When he last saw Takano, she was rambling on about how she was going to be the agent of God (capital G) by spreading the Hinamizawa virus to the entire world, to defeat the devil. Oh, and she's doing so with no support from the Yamainu. Rika realizes what a retard she was being, and so she and Hanyuu (apparently visible now) get in Tomitake's car and drive to Okinomiya. On the way, Hanyuu and Rika go into Meta (or something like that), where they talk to some cunt of a loli God who is extremely racist and hates non-Japanese. It is at this point confirmed that Hanyuu and her ilk (who the translator calls the ``bamboo basket people'', what the fuck???) are in fact brain parasites from outerspace, and also gods who rule the human world.
The rest of the club are with the Nue loli and are plotting to get to the Sonozaki family offices, which is right down the street, but also hundreds of leagues away when it's time to actually go there. They go and have an almost incomprehensible series of blunders and weird shit go on, but I can't tell if it was the translation being so fucking bad (I extracted the text and searched the script, there is not a single instance of ``your '' in the entire novel, only ``you're'', which is odd, because it almost always uses ``you are'' when ``you're'' could be used), or the writing, so I'll forgive that. Turns out though, that Mion was an idiot, because she didn't think that the paramilitary mafia organization would think to barricade the alley leading to the back entrance. They are trapped by a mob, and are about to be eaten, but then Tomitake shows up and fires a machine gun into the air, then Rika uses her magical powers to stun the zombies while Shion lets them in.
It sure was good that Rika knew where to go, because the Sonozaki's have a super radio that can override the military's frequency jamming to send a message to Tokyo. But first, Hanyuu gets to know Nue, AKA Sai, who is actually another bamboo basket person. Hanyuu takes her word that she just wants to live here in peace and that she is equally as strong as Hanyuu, so can't beat her. Hanyuu decides to spite Cunt loli by helping Nue spread her parasites all over the world. They talk to Tomitake, who agrees immediately.
But just then, Takano jumps through the window, given super powers but the Cunt loli, and hulk smashes the mafia and Tomitake and starts smashing through walls. Conveniently, they switch the blue haired Nue with Satoko and Takano is fooled for a split second long enough to knock her out. Cunt loli shows up and calls them stupid, but then leaves. Next scene is Nue being taken by helicopter to Tokyo, and as she leaves, Rika hears her give a Bern laugh and figures it out. Next, Nue's brain fluids are shipped all over the world. In Atlanta, Georgia, USA, some researcher (probably a nigger, Atlanta is full of them) breaks containment and infects a bus. The same happens all over the world, until everyone is dead. They only ones immune were the ones with Hinamizawa syndrome, who all kill each other and themselves, which is why Cunt Loli wanted to have Takano spread it. Rika and Hanyuu confront the other two in Meta. Nue takes on the role of Evatrice and laughs at their stupidity. Cunt Loli explains that this only happened because of racemixing. Hanyuu is completely oblivious until Rika explains it to her, then can't understand why. All the gods keep blaming one another, until Rika pulls out a kitchen knife from nowhere and explains that she will now defeat them all. She stabs herself in the throat, goes back in time (time travel, not kakera travel), and has the club kidnap Nue on the street.
Then it's back in the school, where the club has decided to punish the gods (even Cunt Loli showed up). It comes out that when Hanyuu showed up, she stole rice from Cunt Loli, and that's why they hate each other, and Nue hates the Cunt Loli because she told her to fuck off with her evil shit, and she hates Hanyuu (rightfully) for being an idiot. At this point the game crashes, so you have to (or, at least I had to) open the script and comment out a line, which sucks, because saves are saved in a directory named after a hash of the script file. After that, they play Mahjong, and the god-parasites have to wear slutty outfits, except Hanyuu, who wears a Sakutaro costume. And that's the end of the story.
(Oh, and the Omake is Ryukishi crying about getting old and declaring that he'll be writing whenever the fuck he wants now, instead of the two installations a year. Also, he got married and had a child with some whore he met because of Higurashi. Good for him.)
So now the foundation of the world is again in question. It was previously a system of universe fragments, with the gods as witches who played the games. That foundation has been pretty much destroyed, and places it directly against the original series, possibly in a way even worse than how Umineko destroyed itself. Ryu seems to have been making increasingly bad decisions since BT died, and needs to hire an editor, or at least someone who doesn't kiss his ass and is willing to tell him when he's being a little bitch.
Opened questions: Was Takano really the agent of good all along? How can Hanyuu be this stupid? If Lambda wasn't the witch behind Takano, what game was she playing against Rika? The only other logical candidate is Satoko; it does seem Lambda-esque to pull some shit like that, but how is she competing against Rika? Are we all just going to pretend this one never happened, like Sai, and that maho shoujo arc in the anime? I'm just going to pretend this one never happened.
>>675 The story didn't mention any, but I did find it suspicious that her car ride with Tommy from Hinamizawa to Okinomiya, a trip that usually took an hour on bike, took almost an entire day.
>>673 Not only a fan translation, but it's officially licensed now as well. https://www.mangagamer.com/detail.php?goods_type=1&product_code=132 Other sources indicate that they got the license to Rei too, so maybe the entire series can get a translation that isn't complete dogshit. Since it's going to be on Steam, I won't be paying for it of course.
Unworthy of Oyashiro-sama. Watch out for that extra footstep.
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Anonymous2015-05-03 1:05
>>701 Do you think that Hanyuu ever watches people bathe and stuff? I like to think that she sometimes, when Rika is so blackout drunk she won't remember, sneaks into Keiichi's room and watches him masturbate.
>>701 I am Oyashiro-sama of Enterprise Corporation, where we leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.
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Anonymous2015-05-03 2:33
Sometimes I cry a little when I listen to "Dear You"
Thanks. I feel silly and gay for crying, it's a bit comforting I'm not the only.
As I said I like pretty much all of them, but -Hope-, -Cry-, and -Thanks- are very nice. Also the music box.
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Anonymous2015-05-04 16:05
>>707 She's not stupid, she's maliciously evil. She's driving Rika away from the truth and into death, a death that takes place on her alter. She may as well kill Rika herself.
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Anonymous2015-05-04 18:46
>>706 I had this on in the background and it made me sad all day
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Anonymous2015-05-05 1:10
>>709 I like this theory, but there is really nothing to support it without resorting to Umineko.
Do you think she deepthroated tomitake's cock too? I bet she has no gag reflex and munches it down like a pro.
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Anonymous2015-05-05 20:06
>>715 "Just five left to go", Miyo thought as she felt the old man Hibatchi's cool semen leak out of his lizard-like penis and flow like molasses down her throat. The man gave and awful spasm and pulled out of her mouth. The taste he left behind was as disgusting as the bureaucrat himself. Worse still, she could tell that the anesthetic she had injected to deaden the nerves around her uvula were beginning to wear off. Every time she choked, she lost a million yen.
"Please master-sama, put your ochinchin in watashi's okuchi".
Next up was Mitsubishi-san, a high ranking diet member, who was ready to oblige. He was very picky about the teeth. If he felt her teeth at all, the bugdet would suffer greatly. There was little she could do to stop it this year though. She was in a meeting room below the Diet building, the same one as for all the previous years, but this time they had gotten rougher. She was stripped naked, with her hands and legs bound together behind her back and placed on a traditional Japanese table. There were about thirty Tokyo faction members in the room with her, with young boys of various ages and races to act as fluffers, and they took turns fucking her mouth. Unfortunately, Mitsubishi-san had the enthusiasm and stamina of a young bull, and went to work long and hard. She thought about other things.
This is how all the major decisions were made in Japan. That didn't make it any less demeaning. She had learned to do it mostly autonomously by now, saying her humiliating words and swallowing their loads. She just closed her mind off and thought of how proud she was making Grandfather Hifumi, whose name and life's work she had adopted. The project would work, and then they would be forced to be her toys. The whole world would know the genius of Hifumi Takano. She would suffer this humiliation to save his reputation. There was no other way.
He finally finished. Next up was Kawasaki-sensei, the Prime Minister himself. She hadn't even finished begging for his cock when he grabbed her hair and forced his dick inside her mouth. He gave two or three hard, painful pumps before lifting his head to the ceiling and releasing a high-pitched screech of pleasure and going limp in her mouth. A few of the others sniggered. He scowled as he rebuttoned his pants and hit his slave-boy across the face. "That was poorly done. I'm taking ten million yen out of your budget". There was nothing she could do. The man was impotent and a premature ejaculatory, but if she protested, even more money would be lost. It was all she could do to hold back her tears.
The final two went so smoothly that she hardly noticed them. She was lucky that their penises were not long enough to hit her uvula, which was fully sensitive again. Just a few more hours and it would be over.
"You did very well Takano-san. We'll be authorizing the requested funds -- minus deductions of course -- for the Irie Institute's use. However, there is one more condition."
"Oh no-"
"It seems that last year, you induced vomiting to purge our semen. That is a violation of our parliament procedure and contrary to Japanese culture. So, this year, we shall have you stay here to ensure that it doesn't happen again."
The men began to trickle out of the room with their boys, leaving her tied up on the table in a very uncomfortable position. The last Diet member flicked the light off and shut the door, leaving Miyo in a dark room.
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Anonymous2015-05-05 21:58
>>716 Gross. I don't like the bitch, but the thought of her being raped by a bunch of old chinks is just disgusting.
Agreed. Her being raped by Keiichi is much more arousing.
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Anonymous2015-05-06 8:26
>>717,718 "It's over, Takano.", the queen carrier said in a deeper voice than usual. It was over. Even she could tell that now. All around her the bodies of the Yamainu lay restrained by traps or knocked out by the cartoonish violence these children, five fucking children!, had inflicted upon them. The Japanese military had landed on a hill off in the distance and would probably come to execute her. Even Okonogi had tossed a gun at her and told her to kill herself. Instead, she shot at the new loli the group had gotten from somewhere. Her grandfather's precious papers had been trampled. Tears streamed down her face.
"That's right Takano-san, you've lost", the cleaver girl said as she stepped into the clearing. She hadn't noticed she was there.
"Do you know what happens to losers, Takano-san?", a boy's voice asked her. How did he get here without being noticed?
"They get punished," Satoko said. Where the fuck did these brats keep coming from? Did they mean to kill her? They should get it over with already. Well, probably have to wait for Sonozaki to get here.
"Uncle Mion's got just the right punishment for you," Mion said as she softly made her entrance, holding something suspicious behind her back.
The kids were looming over her now, and despite her malaise and despair, she felt a twinge of fear. "W-what do you want with me?"
"Hold still" Rena said, lifting up her cleaver. Takano jumped back a bit in surprise. She hoped it would be quick at least. "I SAID HOLD STILL!". It was as if a different person was speaking. Not only the voice was more harsh than Rena had ever used to her before, but her eyes became a very pale shade of blue. All of them had that, she saw. There were no smiles, just cold, hard stares glaring at her, and she noticed that the BGM had been replaced with distorted sound effects as well. That is never good. Even the Higurashi were silent now, as if even they were holding their breath in anticipation. She summoned what was left of her strength and prepared for the blow.
But the cleaver only pierced her clothes, slicing through her expensive Nazi fetish outfit that she had specially ordered from overseas. The razor sharp edge wielded with surgical precision cut even her skin tight bra without even grazing her flesh. Another expert slice and the sleeves were off. Satoko pulled the clothes out from under her with a single strong tug and threw them to the side. She was fully exposed now. They must want Watanagashi. They were going to spill her guts right then. Even she was not so cruel (probably); she had planned to drug Rika before doing that. "No, please no! Make it quick, please!"
"... No," Mion pronounced as she finally brought the thing she was hiding behind her back into view. It was... purple? What? Why that? She had one of those under her pillow, to use when Tomitake wasn't around (and sometimes when he was). And why did it have a harness? She was stupefied, but the sight of Keiichi's pants dropping to the ground snapped her out of it. His penis was very penis-like, having all the qualities that a typical penis was expected to have, but why did he have it out? There were three ladies and two little girls here! Then he notices that they were undressing as well. Some part of her wondered why they didn't have any panties to take off, but before the realization could hit, the purple dildo was shoved in her face.
She slowly lifted her head in horror at Mion, who was attached to the rubber cock. Two more were poked in her face, Satoko's and Rika. Rena, the only one still clothed, was gushing. Did she seriously find this cute? A lesbian gang rape was cute to her? That girl is all kinds of fucked up.
"So how are we going to split this up?", Mion said to her club, never taking her eyes off Takano. Takano made a move to run, but Rena moved lightning fast to grab her with inhuman strength and force her back on the ground. They circled around her. The idea to scream finally hit her, but when she made to do it, her mouth was filled by that damn purple dildo.
"I guess that settles it!", Keiichi playfully said as he gently knelt down to pick a hole. "Oh wow, you bleach and shave your anus! Why?"
Why indeed? To make it less gross if she ever wanted to have anal sex, but now there were few decisions she regret more. She always kept herself clean and ready for it, had even prepared this morning, even though she was officially dead and didn't expect to survive very much longer. It was such a stupid waste of time! Why? Why would she do that? She cursed this arbitrary habit that she had picked up.
"Oh well...", he said as Rena lifted her so Keiichi could get under her. Her eyes widened as the head of the boy's penis-y penis entered her tight, almost-virgin ass.
Bah, writer's block and this is gross. Non-loli is gross. Group sex is gross. This is going to be too long. Where the fuck are they getting lube? I don't want to finish. But the outline for the rest was: Rika joins in. Takano expects vaginal, but is shocked when Rika sticks it up her butt, giving her double anal. Takano begins moaning in pleasure despite herself. Satoko finally joins in by taking the vagina. Mion takes it out of her mouth and joins in for double vagina as well. Rena sits on her face forces Takano eat her out. Takano has multiple orgasm back-to-back and can't control herself. The gang has a simultaneous orgasm. Takano is enthralled by sex and Hinamizawa syndrome is wiped from her mind by the cocklust. She reexamine her life and uses her powers for underage orgies instead of stupid plots until she gets old and no one wants to fuck her. Then she dies and everyone lives happily ever after.
>>724 It's not the same. >>716 was not really about sex, it was about Takano's thoughts while being fucked. The old men are just there to provide a context for this. They story is exists just to make her suffer. >>719 is just pornographic. Takano's thoughts provide pacing, but her suffering only happens so she has a reason to get fucked.
>>716 still describes old japs shoving their disgusting cocks down her throat, in detail. Sex is central to it, even if it's "not really about sex".
You played all these scenes in your head and pondered them, and the one that got a reaction out of you was the objectively less disgusting one. Why? Well, I have some hunches, >>727-san.
>>728 Interesting. Most people would say that the child rape orgy would be the more disgusting of the two.
And I really didn't put much thought into the sex itself, honest. The goal was to have Takano humiliated. Who was fucking her was irrelevant. The first draft had the Yamainu fuck her in exchange for killing Rika, then I changed it the villagers during a ritual, but stop half way and wrote it the way it is (and added the boy slaves). You could still substitute the ones fucking her for young men, or clones of K1, or tentacle monsters, or shapeshifting Jews, or niggers, or robots and it wouldn't take much effort or thought. Replace Takano with Reimu and change the motivation to getting money and you've got a gross doujin plot. Replace her with Konata and make her want a super rare collectable or something and it's a Lucky Star story. How do you imagine >>716? Does it seem to be a carefully crafted world? Does it seem like a whole lot of effort was put into it?
Also, I wrote >>313 as well, which is just about sex. Everything in it is about sex. The protagonist and Rika in this are meaningless. They may as well be cardboard for all the personality they have.
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Anonymous2015-05-08 4:53
>>730 >>313 was wonderful. Perfectly nipah. Don't sell yourself short.
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Anonymous2015-05-09 17:44
>>719 Raping Takano with Rika! Raping Satoko with Rika! Raping Rena with Rika!
>>734 How about raping Rina? But she's a literal whore, so I'm not sure if it's possible to rape her. And she's fucked Rena's dad and Satoko's uncle, so she's probably nasty.
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Anonymous2015-05-11 6:26
>>736 The only difference between Rina and Rika is that Rina didn't have a shrine, and she got chopped up instead of sliced open.
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Anonymous2015-05-11 13:27
>>736 I guess it would be rape if you didn't pay her, but I don't know who on earth would want to touch a woman that gets fucked by that greasy slime Teppei.
I thought the "sage as a downvote" meme had stopped being used years ago. Why bring it back all of a sudden.
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Anonymous2015-05-12 0:24
>>743 How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
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Anonymous2015-05-12 0:51
>>745 How old are you, kid? 12? 13? Here's some advice: stop shitposting and forget about this textboard. And any other internet forums. It will do you a lot of good in the long run.
>>743 That's exactly >>742's point, dumbfuck. Proving someone wrong and then telling them to do something only retards do is a pretty common insult on the Internet. How do you not know this?
>>744 Because some moron from the imageboards has been doing it on this site.
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Anonymous2015-05-12 0:57
>>747 There's a lot of overlap between imageboard and textboard posters nowadays. A lot more than just, say, 5 years ago.
>>748 bullshit. One of the main sources of traffic for World4ch from the beginning of dis.4chan was the fact that people banned from the imageboards could still access them.
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Anonymous2015-05-12 15:09
>>741 No, it's true. Satoko got raped by a fat retarded brute. Why else would she freak out when touched and be scared of men? Why did Rena tell Keiichi to fuck off if it wasn't the terror of being raped that was making her cry?
Those are just you projecting your neurosis on Satoko. There are many other things that could cause such trauma.
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Anonymous2015-05-13 4:22
>>752 False. At least, it wasn't him. He is a very retarded brute, but he isn't a pedophile. There's a TIP of his soliloquy where he talks about how she's an ugly brat now, but in a few years she'll be as hot as her mother and he'll fuck her then.
He does hang out with lots of slimeball Japanese men though, who enjoy making her get on the floor and make animal noises. Make of that what you will, but of this crime, Teppy is innocent. Was he really so stupid as to let her get fucked when he knows that child protective services is breathing down his back, waiting for him to fuck up? He can cow her into claiming that the bruises are from walking into a door, but a broken hymen is another level of trouble.
Well, now that I think about it, he probably is that stupid. He and that cunt Rina steal money from the Sonozakis in Okinomiya, she washes up in a ditch with nails in her joints, tortured to death, so where does he run? To another town where the Sonozaki's are even more powerful.
But this discussion of child abuse is making me sad, so let's redirect the conversation to more light-hearted abuse. There is someone else who is less innocent than Teppei, and with better access to her, someone who knows her vulnerabilities and has her trust, someone who is in a perfect position to take advantage of her. So who else could have fucked Satoko? That blue haired menace to society, Furude Rika, that's who.
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Anonymous2015-05-13 5:28
>>754 Everyone has been raped by Rika at some point in their lives.
Do they realize they are being raped or is it like being bitten by a vampire bat, who was juices in his saliva that prevents the victim from waking up?
I've read this post. I've read it more than 5 times. But it's left me in a bewildered state and it will take me a long time to find a proper response.
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Anonymous2015-05-14 10:25
>>760 As Shakespear said, "a Reina by any other name is still just as icky". You can take the girl out of the icky, but you can't take the icky out of the girl. Icky and sticky, and mentally sicky, that's our Rena.
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Anonymous2015-05-14 22:13
You can take the dick out of >>764, but you can't take >>764 out of the dick.
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Anonymous2015-05-15 0:33
Ever notice that it seems like Rika doesn't really like Rena? They hardly ever interact. The one time they do, it's Rena forcing Rika and Satoko to go have dinner at her house as a punishment. Also, Rika usually shows some reaction. She mourn's Satoko's situation, tries to calm Shion down and protect Keiichi, but she lets Rena get beaten to death without a whisper. Also, when it was Rena who went L5, does she try to calm her down like she does Shion? Nope. Rika goes to the dump, where she know's she's hiding, and sneers at her. She purposefully, deliberately(!) antagonizes her, telling her vague truths about how she's a hundred year old witch who stole Rika's body, and will soon abandoned this world. She should be well aware that this is the sort of shit that drives infect people into violence, but does it anyway, only to Rena. When Rena and Keiichi fight to the death on the school, who is Rika hoping will win? Keiichi, hands down. She doesn't even give a thought to Rena. Rika doesn't even call Rena by name when she attacks her, only contemptuously calling her ``Cleaver Girl''.
So why does Rika hate Rika so much? Could it simply be womanly jealously over Keiichi? Could it be that Rena actually is a totally crazy cunt? Keep in mind that she's only known Keiichi for two weeks and she's already clingy enough to be chasing him with a cleaver. Or could the truth be much darker?
>>774 That is also a possibility. In Sai, Rena was the only one who tried to befriend Rika, despite her sluttish and violent ways, but Rika opted to kill her own mother than stick around her.
Perhaps Rika is jealous of her ability to always be herself, while Rika has to pretend to be a cheery ten year old while getting murdered every month.
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Anonymous2015-05-20 3:38
>>783 I wanted to make a post about taking her virginity, but then I realized that cherry and cheery were different words.
Sure wouldn't want to do anything that might look foolish. Crisis averted.
>>786,788,789 Don't talk shit about Rika. She's the purest of heart of all the girls. If anyone else had to go through what she's been through, they would have lost their minds long ago. But Rika persists and guards her heart so that she might one day find happiness for her and her friends. She's the very definition of purity and innocence.
Satoko though, she's a vile brat. She gets locked out on the veranda one time and she murders her parents. Her heart is dark and rotten, and her hymen non-existent.
>>792 Sorry, I never could think of a response. The thought of Rika's sleep inducing vaginal fluid was just too much. But I will keep trying. If I succeed in finding a proper response, I will post it here.
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Anonymous2015-05-23 16:10
Imagine Rika as a vampire! A sex vampire! If her natural vaginal lubes come in contact with you, you become a lusty creature who wants to serve her and sleep all day and fuck all night.
>>797 Oh she's sexy, I'll give you that, but what other good qualities does the little gaijin brat have that redeems all her bad qualities?
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Anonymous2015-05-24 1:50
Rika GET
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Anonymous2015-05-24 1:51
I also claim this GET for Rena, who is very icky.
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Anonymous2015-05-24 2:29
You are such a fool, thrall of Hanyuu. You will pay dearly for all this slander you've been promoting, heed my words. I can only hope that the foulness of your being is due to the little witch's spell, and not of your nature.
>>803 Stop thinking of her only in terms of sex. Satoko is so much more than that. She's a real person who deserves love and respect, not an onahole that you can just fuck, toss in the corner, and forget about as you fall asleep. If you want a slut who will take your load and go away, stick with Rika and Hanyuu. Satoko is the girl of refined men who want someone who can fulfill them spiritually and mentally as well.
Sometimes I get a bit sad reading garbage like what >>796 says, but posts such as yours reminds me that there's still good in this ugly world.
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Anonymous2015-05-25 6:44
>>806,807 She is not a person, she is an anime. She is made to be enjoyed as a way to pass the time, then discarded and forgotten. Rika transcends that and is timeless, and will stick in your mind forever.
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Anonymous2015-05-26 4:55
Animes are people too!
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Anonymous2015-05-26 7:26
>>806 Hanyuu is a pure girl! Don't you dare sully her name!
Takanazi holocaust'd Hewbrewyashi City and Jewmineko Island to steal the Sonozaski and Ushiromiyehezkel gold without the interference of Rikike Furudowitz.
>>907 WHY did you bump this thread!? Or use sage at least, Christ!
I do agree with you though.
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Anonymous2015-06-15 17:08
>>908 Why the fuck would I not want to bump the thread?
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Anonymous2015-06-15 20:31
Rays of the setting sun spread it's self onto the floor of the small dining area. The small room smelled strongly of freshly made green tea , and cooking dinner. In this room, was a small girl, probably about 11 in age. Her long navy coloured hair delicately flowed down her back, and onto the floor. Her name was Furude Rika.
In the kitchen, cutting vegetables was a tiny girl with short blonde hair. Her name was Houjou Satoko. She wasn't originally on dinner duty, but Rika had gained a fever, and Satoko refused to let her best friend cook while feeling feverish.
Rika pushed herself off of the floor to check on Satoko's progress on dinner. She didn't want to give her turn to her friend, but Satoko had insisted, and Rika gave in. So, she was checking on her, to make sure that she was making the food properly. It smelled good, but Satoko had once made the pot catch fire, and still smell wonderful.
"How are you doing with dinner?" Rika said, stepping into the kitchen, "Not catching it on fire again, right?" she asked, a grin on her face. She knew already that Satoko was going to blow up about her cooking.
"That was once! And it was because I knocked the cooking oil over." Satoko said, as she continued to chop vegetables, a pout on her face. After a moment of silence, Satoko made a quiet 'tsk' sound, catching Rika's attention.
Rika looked up at Satoko, and asked, "What's wrong?" she asked, taking a few steps toward her friend.
"Nothing. I just accidentally cut my finger." Satoko said, as she continued to cut the food in front of her.
Rika shook her head and walked over to her friend. "Here, let me see."Rika said, putting of her hands over the hand Satoko was holding the knife with. She took Satoko's other hand, and looked at her index finger, that was indeed bleeding. "You can't continue to cut vegetables with your finger bleeding like this." Rika said softly, pulling Satoko's finger to her lips.
She put Satoko's bleeding finger into her mouth, and sucked it, getting all of the blood that was coming out.
Satoko couldn't help but to blush. Rika was holding her right hand, and sucking on the index finger of her left, with her arms wrapped around her from behind.
Rika sucked and licked the finger innocently for a few moments, before pulling it out of her mouth. A small string of saliva followed.
Satoko watched Rika, her face beet red. She didn't know why, but there was a small stir of feeling in her stomach that she couldn't identify, as Rika departed from her finger.
Rika smiled at her friend, and said, "All better! Nipah~!" she said, as she stepped down from the stool that they used to reach the counters.
Satoko nodded softly, her face still heated. She still felt the reminance of Rika's lips and tongue on her finger. She felt funny, almost as if she wanted Rika to do that again. But she tried to disregard that feeling, and went back to cutting the carrot in front of her.
After a moment, she finished chopping the carrot, and put it in the boiling pot. "Okay, now we let it simmer for 20 minutes." she said, as she set the timer. She set the timer on the counter, before getting off the stool, and going to join Rika in the dining area, as they waited for the stew to be ready.
She walked into the room and smiled, "Food will be ready in 20 minutes." she said, as she sat on her mat, adjacent from Rika.
"Ohh, really? I'm so hungry." Rika said, the flush still in her checks that was there earlier.
Satoko sighed, "We should take your temperature again." She said, reaching for the thermometer that was in the middle of the table. She grabbed it, than scooted nearer to Rika, before shaking the thermometer, before handing it to Rika.
Rika put the thermometer into her mouth, and tapped the table softly. Satoko watched the thermometer decide her temperature. When she notcied that it have stopped moving, she pulled the glass out of Rika's mouth.
After she did this, something odd happened. Satoko felt herself get shoved onto the floor, and she was going to look around, until she realised a foreign feeling on her lips. She looked straight ahead and realised that Rika was holding her on the floor, and their lips had met.
At first, she attempted to fight back, but than relaxed a little. Rika was moving softly, making sure every moment was something that Satoko would remember.
Satoko, after a moment of feeling awkward, felt comfortable with the feeling of her friend's lips on her own. She moving her arms from her sides, onto Rika's back. It felt more comfortable to hug her.
Rika pulled away, after they kissed for a while, needing air. She looked away, her face redder than before, "Excuse me... I.. I don't know why I did that."
Satoko shook her head and said, "It's okay." she pushed herself up a little with her elbows and said, "I.. actually kind of liked it." she said, her face turning red again. She looked away for a moment, before slowly leaning up, and taking Rika's mouth hostage.
Rika kissed back, softly. She kissed almost like she could break Satoko, while Satoko kissed roughly, her K9 rubbing against Rika's bottom lip a few times.
After a moment, Rika opened her mouth, and took Satoko's bottom lip into her mouth, and sucked on it delicately.
Satoko stifled a very light moan, as Rika sucked and licked her bottom lip. She opened her mouth, letting Rika get more of her bottom lip.
Rika took this opportunity to insert her tongue into Satoko's mouth. She explored her friend's mouth, licking every surface.
Satoko was letting out little yelps and moans as Rika explored her mouth with her tongue, and explored her body with her hands. Satoko felt Rika's hand brush over her breasts, down her stomach, and back up.
Satoko decided to explore Rika as well. She pulled away from the kiss, making Rika look confused, but soon that confused face was gone. Satoko laid butterfly kisses on each of Rika's flushed cheeks, before moving to her jaw, than her neck. She took a part of Rika's sensitive neck into her mouth and sucked.
Rika let out a moan, "Nngh.. Satoko.." she said, as she held her friend's sides.
Satoko smiled against Rika's neck, and moved some more, kissing her collarbone. She pushed on Rika a little, getting her to sit up. Satoko followed her, and kissed her neck again, sucking softly, as she used her hand to unbutton Rika's top.
Rika let out soft moans, as she let her hands wander to Satoko's small breasts. She carefully applied a little pressure, messaging the mounds in her hands.
Satoko let out a gasp at her friend's sudden attention. She left a stronger ache in gut, that stirred every time Rika grasped at her breasts. She let out soft moans, as she worked at Rika's shirt, to get the garment off.
Rika pulled away for a moment, to completely take off her shirt. Satoko gasped when she realised that Rika wasn't wearing a bra. She had had to wear a bra for more than a year, so seeing as though Rika didn't made her feel slightly jealous.
Satoko continued her rein of kisses, starting at Rika's collarbone, and moving down her ribcage slowly, down to her perky, erect nipple.
Rika pulled at the hem of Satoko's shirt, as she felt her friend's kisses down her torso. She pulled Satoko's shirt over her head, having her stopping the kisses for only a second. As soon as Satoko's shirt was off, Satoko nipped at Rika's nipple, earning a more deep throated moan, that she had never heard before.
Satoko put Rika's nipple in her mouth and began to suck softly, then roughly, and alternating between the two, feeling that ache again. She pulled away, and started on the second nipple, teasing it until it was pink and swollen. Rika looked like she was having difficulties with not moaning and shaking at just a mere touch. Her brow was shining, from her sweat, and her chest was rising and falling with each erotic breath she took.
Rika took in a large breath, and pushed Satoko away a little, bobbing her head down to Satoko's bra. She reached behind her friend, and unclasped the meaningless article of clothing. She pulled it down from Satoko's shoulders, and without even giving Satoko time to completely remove the bra, she attacked Satoko's chest.
She cupped the small, but visible mounds of flesh in her palms, before roughly taking one of the nipples into her mouth.
Satoko scratched at the floor, loud, lustful moans escaping her lips. She bit her lip, as Rika sucked, nipped, and bit at her nipples. She couldn't help but let out loud screams as Rika worked. "Rika...Rika-cha-Ahh!" she moaned and gasped, feeling that ache in her stomach lower it's self to in between her legs.
Rika pulled away after teasing Satoko for a while. She looked at her friend, and asked in a delicate voice, "Are you sure we should go any farther?" she said, taking her friend into consideration. Both of the girls had been educated in sex, and knew exactly what they where doing to each other.
Satoko nodded, longing written all over her face. "Yes, I want this." she said, her voice rougher than usual.
Rika nodded, and began to tug her pants, pulling them down, along with her underwear. She was soaking wet, with her own liquids rolling down her thighs. She pulled at Satoko's pants, getting them off with ease.
Satoko watched Rika. It was almost like she had done this before. All Satoko had ever seen was when she stole those tapes from her brother, but Rika looked like she had actually experienced it.
That aside, Satoko watched Rika with longing eyes. Rika moved closer to Satoko, and put her hand in between Satoko's legs. She rubbed the moist area, earning an immediate response from Satoko. "Ahh!" Satoko said in surprise.
Rika massaged the area with her whole hand for a few moments, before carefully slipping her middle finger into the slit. She rubbed the swollen mound softly, making Satoko let out a scream.
Satoko huffed softly, "What was that?" she asked, her heart feeling like it was about to bust out of her chest.
"It's a clit." Rika said, her voice soft. She rubbed the mound again, and Satoko couldn't help but lean forward to lean on her friend. She moved her hand to mimic her friend's, touching her clit the same way she was doing to her. Both girls moaned, and held each other tightly.
Satoko huffed loudly, "R-Rika.. I don't understand... this feeling... Like.. I'm so..."
Rika nodded, "Coming.." Rika said, huffing as loud as Satoko. "You're about to come." she said. Knowing this, she began to move her hand faster before, making Satoko let out a really loud, deep throated moan. "Yes! I'm about to come!" she called out, her head tilted upward, her eyes screwed shut. She moved her hand the same speed as Rika's.
Rika shook all over, and nodded. "Me too!" she said, moaning deeply. "Sa-Satoko-! Faster!" she said, rubbing against her friend's hand as she sped up her own hand.
"Aahh!" Satoko said, the only thing she could as she hit her orgasm. She shook all over, her body suddenly getting a rush of pleasure.
Rika let out a loud moan, her body shaking in pure pleasure. "Satoko! Ahh!" she said, as she moved her had slower, as if to make Satoko ride out her orgasm.
Satoko didn't know why but she copied her.
After a moment of silence after their orgasms ended, a small 'ding' could be heard.
Satoko gasped, "I totally forgot about food!" she said, rushing to get her clothes.
"Haha, you are such a dork sometimes, you know?" Rika said, as she too gathered her clothes.
Satoko quickly slipped on her clothes before standing up and starting to the kitchen. She stopped mid-pace, and turned toward Rika. "Thank you." she said, before disappearing into the kitchen.
Rika nodded, "You're welcome. Any time." she said softly, more to herself than Satoko.
>>924 I fucking hate Shitrou. He is such a fucking faggot. He's either a doormat that anyone can shit on (which he happily licks up like the bitch he is), or totally obstinate on the most idiotic garbage he can find. Damn it, why won't he just tell annoying cunts to get the fuck out of his fucking house so he can have some peace and quiet without that dumb slut teacher having him run errands. While he's doing that, he needs to grow some fucking balls and stop acting like a twelve year old fat boy confessing love to the prettiest girl in the fifth grade class every time a female looks at him. He's such a whiny little bitch.
>>926 Keiichi is a decent MC. Shirou is an insufferable anime-like retard.
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Anonymous2015-06-18 19:58
>>926 No. Keiichi is a good character who's choices make sense given what he knows, with a pleasant personality. Battler is stupid and whiny, sure, but he's not the shonen-level idiotic faggot that Shirou is. The porn-game-with-fight-scenes origin of FSN painfully obvious.
Shirou was the most insufferable, unlikable, condescending retard I ever had the misfortune of reading about. It wasn't even hate, like with Satoko's uncle. I just could not bring myself to care about him at all. I only got about half way through FSN before I lost too much interest to continue and just read a plot summary.
Friendly reminded that Rika does not have any breasts or feminine features at all. Also, she is dead. Long dead. They incinerated her and mailed the ashes to some outsider.
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Anonymous2015-06-29 16:35
Who would win, Rika or Cinro?
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Anonymous2015-06-29 17:13
>>939 That-, That's a good question. Rika and Hanyuu are pretty lazy and passive. Cirno would be the first mover and would have the advantage. Sure, Cirno can freeze ice, but Rika is protected by the Yamainu. The real question is, can Cirno take out a highly organized group of about 100 stealth killers, snipers, and soldiers? The club did it, but they only had to hold out until the real army got there to save them, while Cirno would have to kill them all (or at least enough to get them to break rank). To do so needs a strategic mind, which Cirno simply doesn't have. Another issue is that Rika lives in an the endless June-- OH NO, WE FORGOT TO CELEBRATE WATANAGASHI GOMENASAI OYASHIRO-SAMA -- in pretty high heat, so Cirno is disadvantaged.
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Anonymous2015-06-29 17:33
I just pictured Rika disemboweling Cinro doing that ritualistic dance on stage while having a perfectly neutral face. Cinro is shocked and gasping. This is really unpleasant.
>>942 Ever since the nukes fell and the Lost Decade, the Japanese have known that they are a masochistic race who should just obey their masters. That's why their fiction is so gruesome. The fact that many Otaku are obsessed with Gensokyo (literally translated as ``Wonderland''), a world in which humans are at the bottom of they food chain, and are raped, hunted, and eaten by the more dominate races. They have incorporated submission into the their cultural identity.
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Anonymous2015-06-30 17:21
What does Rika spend so much money on that Mion had to force her into prostitution to pay the debt?
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Anonymous2015-06-30 17:42
It's not the lack of money, it's just that Mion is in pretty high heat.
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Anonymous2015-06-30 19:36
How many visits a day does it take for Rika to satisfy Mion's endless sexual appetite?
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Anonymous2015-07-01 0:21
>>946 Indeterminate. Rika is an unstoppable sexual force, but Mion is insatiable raw libido. Rika can satisfy anyone. Mion always remains unsatisfied.
Liar's paradox. Russell's paradox. Birthday paradox. It can't work. Any time the two make to fuck, the universe destroys itself because of logic error, and Rika has to do the cycle again.
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Anonymous2015-07-01 14:42
>>947 That's what you get for using naive set theory. {Mion, Rika} is a proper class, not a set.
Ever notice that Hinamizawa Syndrome makes people act like niggers? A single person get infected and they become violent, with delusions of grandeur and oppression. In groups, they form `tribes' that brutally murder other `tribes' of infectees that they think are oppressing them.
Rika - Queen of the Niggers.
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Anonymous2015-07-02 20:41
All hail the nigger queen, or queen bee, as she prefers to be called.
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Anonymous2015-07-02 21:08
Rika hates nerds.
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Anonymous2015-07-03 0:25
*Spills boiling lead on >>955-kun's genitals* Oh! How clumsy of me again! Please forgive me!
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Anonymous2015-07-03 1:30
(in a high, shrill voice) Here! Let me clean this off of you! *Bends down on knees and rub's >>955's crotch area vigorously with a damp towel*
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Anonymous2015-07-03 1:40
Ughhh! It's so damp! I need...to get in.... *undos >>955-kun's belt and pulls down his wet pants* But now the towel is all wet! This will have to do... *put's >>955-kun's penis in mouth and begins to bob back and forth*
>>974 Stupid weeb. I am flat out calling you a stupid fucking weeb for posting jap faggotry. You're not just ignorant, but completely stupid. You would be immediately tazered and then killed horribly in any sane society for your jap babblings.
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Anonymous2015-07-10 7:26
>>974 It would have been nice to see K1 interact with Rika more.
But really, if I had to see him bash Rika's and Satoko's brains in with a bat like I did Rena and Mion, I probably would have dropped the series. Violence is fine, but I cannot be asked to suffer the protagonist narrator, my eyes in the world, to walk me through the murder of lolies. I'm sure Ryu could have predicted the same for lots of people. So that's probably why. Even he wasn't brazen to not try to make Okonogi a sympathetic character, which he obviously wanted to do because of all that shit O was saying about love in Umineko.
Whoa!http://07th-expansion.net/ What the fuck is this? Is there a new When They Cry coming out? Is that a new witch? What a cutie! I'd fap, but since Beato turned out to be a dude, I'll hold off for now.
>>984 For some reason it didn't occur to me that somebody would make a part two to this thread. I was really hoping it would die and you faggots would stop talking about this.
