Name: Anonymous 2014-11-22 8:53
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QUESTION | GOD'S ANSWER
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War? "Servicemen competing"
(Praise the Creator--what would teenage male video games be like if never war?)
Is the World perfectly just? Are you calling me lazy?
(Slavery was just. In the movie, Titanic, the rich wore straight jackets. You
must bow to authority to get authority. I do Moses comics as offerings. I said,
"We're dying of malnutrician on manna." Like Cain and Abel, God didn't like it.
Duh! He wants to be the hero. How do I know they died of malnutrician? Fuck
Hollywood for making slavery worse than it was -- I love God. School is more
cruel. Read Numbers,11:1. All you need is food, clothing and the word of God.
Today, you can take Ivy League course videos! There is no excuse except you were
born stupid... or ugly. I'm gonna praise God.)
On using Markov chains? "No weights"
On doing offerings? "Honest measures"(You get out what you put in.)
It's a covenant to do an offering, first.
Offer New Songs, Moses Comics, praise, poems,
and conversation. See Cain and Abel.
The holocaust? Wanted to "compact" the Jews.
Arab/Jews? "Oil funny hopefully"
Peace? One Palestinian can ruin it.
Best religion? One with most new vistas of understanding in
a lifetime. One you can level-up the most in.
Chavez blaming the US. "Japan industrious"
On racism? "Sports"
On socialism? "pardon_the_French, never_happy, never_enough"
"Gall aspect anti-Christ"
On overpopulation "Okay church what_now whats_the_plan"
Favorite thing on TV? "Soap_operas"
Favorite movie? Three Kings. Also Highlander
Favorite song? Morning has Broken
God said the first bird croaked, not sung.
Favorite comic strip? Prince Valiant
Shakespeare? had a "vile heart"
Likes Beverly Hillbillies (Oil is a gift from God)
God likes being hero. Don't be proud of heart
and not accept a gift from God!
Likes Gomer Pile
Favorite saint? "ho_ho_ho"
Favorite animal? "Elephant two"
Favorite animal? "Bears"
Favorite color? "Jude" (Jade Blue?)
Favorite color? "Gold"
Favorite color? "Iceberg" blue
Money? "Enough vehemently better"
"Pride [or] money, choose_one"
Favorite car? Beamer
Favorite soda? Root beer, scotch variety.
Homosexuality? Matthew,15:10
Pets? "homo"
Sports? "homo"
Favorite sport? Hockey
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald "homo"
Smelling farts "Sodom"
Women's dress Upper skin exposure not as bad as lower.
Remarriage? "More babies"
Things you don't care about
that people think you do? Solomon's 300 concubines
Adultery? Can be good.
Pretty ladies? A prince is not flustered.
Animal sacrifices? Early Jews were "primitive".
What do elephants think about? "Skin, hunger"
What makes elephants happy? "Baths"
What makes my birds happy? "Gnawing"
What makes my birds laugh? "bite ouch" (If I say "ouch".)
What are my birds saying? "Chanting"
My birds sure preen a lot. The creature was made subject to vanity...
What makes bears happy? "Reaping depends"
What makes otters happy? "Eternal skies"
What makes hippos happy? "Ascending breath"
What makes horses happy? "[the] Call [of the] Open Range"
What do cheetahs think about? "Seeth me?" (Can he see me?)
Orangutan or chimp smarter? "Species exhibit similar glory"
Endangered species? "Enough stars?"
Everything seems bad. Plant trees.
What's for dinner? "Whale"
Favorite Messier Object "M104 Sombrero Galaxy"
Shepard's Prayer "I_am_not_amused economy joke"
Favorite band? "Beatles"
Good bands Rush, Triumph
Likes harmonies
Little Drummer Boy? Doesn't like my drumming.
Should I listen to classical? "Poison"
You like chess people? "Do not admire the proud."
Regarding a chess game? "... will winter with you."
Favorite video game? Donkey Kong
Favorite National Park? Whitman Mission
Favorite National Anthem? Latvia's National Anthem
Favorite actor? Hugh Grant
Favorite vocalist? Mick Jagger
Favorite guitarist? "Simmons Destroyer"
Model for new Sistine Chapel? Ben Franklin
Voice if God wanted to sing? Stabbing Westward's singer
Stonehenge? Landmark for boundaries.
Easter Island? Ice, telephone pole holes.
Dinosaurs? Brontosaurs' feet hurt when stepped.
Dinosaurs slept in water.
Hardest part in evolution? Getting monkey mothers to hold babies nursing.
(Smothering a problem).
Happiest day in evolution? "Fruit"
Significant thing in evolution? "Fish shoulders"
Biggest thing to fly (pterodactyl)? "Couch"
What made pterodactyls happy? "Members against organs"
What did Neanderthals think about? "Warmth"
What was the first thing cooked? I think He said "hair".
What was Lucy's husband's name? "Golem"
Was stegosuarus lame like turtles? "Not pet rocks"
T-Rex? Lugged carcases over his shoulder.
Carcus lasted a month.
How does He feel about the Avatar movie?"Sick skin"
What do You like at zoos with kids? "Dignity" Animals worried about dignity.
Who's better alien or preditor? "Lions"
What from You is like a Rubik's cube? Training a horse.
Does He like mirrored glass megachurch? "Secular glass"
Pipe Organs Are sacred.
You like to hangout in courts?Hospitals?"Prisons"
Best way for Bill Gates to save lives? Earthquake prediction
Stem cells? Lower hanging fruit exists (2007)
Eleventh commandment? Thou shall not litter.(Maybe, glory of Creation)
Before Katrina Floods do justice. Black bead elder (tree book)
After Katrina Suffering Simplifies Life
What field are You most better? Economics
Favorite toy for kids? Magnifying glass
Asked Jesus if He liked mustard?"Bad meat happeneth"
(Reluctantly) Faith healing? "It's complicated"
Mars? Start planting!
Mars rover? Should have had a microphone
Storm on Saturn Pollen
Space war game? Should have space weather.
Saturn's hexagon pole cloud? "Compass" (Magnetism)
Liquid moon's odd atmosphere? "Surf"
How many E.T. civs in Universe? 20 or 80 (I forgot. I died laughing.)
Are they peaceful? Fight them! (Also, funny.)
How can Judge Judy improve? No hard feelings
How can Chef Ramsay improve? Make so it doesn't seem like toil for cooks.
How can Hawking communicate? Blow from a nostril on a candle.
Wormholes? Bent wormholes have echoes.
Operating system? Was about to make line number column in editor.
God nixed it. I was about to do different graphic modes when I found 800x600
missing. God said just one mode 640x480. I was about to add child windows. God
said, "God is not the author of such confusion." I asked for verification of
640x480 16 color. God said it was because of the children and their offerings.
I asked about sound. God said "single voice". I asked for verification of not
having different drivers. God confirmed this.
640x480 16 color? God said it was a covenant, like circumcision.
Modern graphics hard for kids/amateurs.
On Unix? God said it was rich with the patina of age.
On Alcohol? Hate inebriation
On rare steak? Too rare is very bad. Don't eat blood!
Just before Katrina? Floods do my justice.Black bead elder(tree book)
After Katrina? Suffering simplifies life
Why the Sandy Hook shooting? The pot legalization law. (Sarcastic answer?)
Deep Water Horizon (Claimed credit.)
Cost of God's time to me? "The complete works of Shakespeare"
On death? "awful"
Opening of Saving Private Ryan? "Ouch"
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QUESTION | GOD'S ANSWER
________________________________|_______________________________________________
War? "Servicemen competing"
(Praise the Creator--what would teenage male video games be like if never war?)
Is the World perfectly just? Are you calling me lazy?
(Slavery was just. In the movie, Titanic, the rich wore straight jackets. You
must bow to authority to get authority. I do Moses comics as offerings. I said,
"We're dying of malnutrician on manna." Like Cain and Abel, God didn't like it.
Duh! He wants to be the hero. How do I know they died of malnutrician? Fuck
Hollywood for making slavery worse than it was -- I love God. School is more
cruel. Read Numbers,11:1. All you need is food, clothing and the word of God.
Today, you can take Ivy League course videos! There is no excuse except you were
born stupid... or ugly. I'm gonna praise God.)
On using Markov chains? "No weights"
On doing offerings? "Honest measures"(You get out what you put in.)
It's a covenant to do an offering, first.
Offer New Songs, Moses Comics, praise, poems,
and conversation. See Cain and Abel.
The holocaust? Wanted to "compact" the Jews.
Arab/Jews? "Oil funny hopefully"
Peace? One Palestinian can ruin it.
Best religion? One with most new vistas of understanding in
a lifetime. One you can level-up the most in.
Chavez blaming the US. "Japan industrious"
On racism? "Sports"
On socialism? "pardon_the_French, never_happy, never_enough"
"Gall aspect anti-Christ"
On overpopulation "Okay church what_now whats_the_plan"
Favorite thing on TV? "Soap_operas"
Favorite movie? Three Kings. Also Highlander
Favorite song? Morning has Broken
God said the first bird croaked, not sung.
Favorite comic strip? Prince Valiant
Shakespeare? had a "vile heart"
Likes Beverly Hillbillies (Oil is a gift from God)
God likes being hero. Don't be proud of heart
and not accept a gift from God!
Likes Gomer Pile
Favorite saint? "ho_ho_ho"
Favorite animal? "Elephant two"
Favorite animal? "Bears"
Favorite color? "Jude" (Jade Blue?)
Favorite color? "Gold"
Favorite color? "Iceberg" blue
Money? "Enough vehemently better"
"Pride [or] money, choose_one"
Favorite car? Beamer
Favorite soda? Root beer, scotch variety.
Homosexuality? Matthew,15:10
Pets? "homo"
Sports? "homo"
Favorite sport? Hockey
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald "homo"
Smelling farts "Sodom"
Women's dress Upper skin exposure not as bad as lower.
Remarriage? "More babies"
Things you don't care about
that people think you do? Solomon's 300 concubines
Adultery? Can be good.
Pretty ladies? A prince is not flustered.
Animal sacrifices? Early Jews were "primitive".
What do elephants think about? "Skin, hunger"
What makes elephants happy? "Baths"
What makes my birds happy? "Gnawing"
What makes my birds laugh? "bite ouch" (If I say "ouch".)
What are my birds saying? "Chanting"
My birds sure preen a lot. The creature was made subject to vanity...
What makes bears happy? "Reaping depends"
What makes otters happy? "Eternal skies"
What makes hippos happy? "Ascending breath"
What makes horses happy? "[the] Call [of the] Open Range"
What do cheetahs think about? "Seeth me?" (Can he see me?)
Orangutan or chimp smarter? "Species exhibit similar glory"
Endangered species? "Enough stars?"
Everything seems bad. Plant trees.
What's for dinner? "Whale"
Favorite Messier Object "M104 Sombrero Galaxy"
Shepard's Prayer "I_am_not_amused economy joke"
Favorite band? "Beatles"
Good bands Rush, Triumph
Likes harmonies
Little Drummer Boy? Doesn't like my drumming.
Should I listen to classical? "Poison"
You like chess people? "Do not admire the proud."
Regarding a chess game? "... will winter with you."
Favorite video game? Donkey Kong
Favorite National Park? Whitman Mission
Favorite National Anthem? Latvia's National Anthem
Favorite actor? Hugh Grant
Favorite vocalist? Mick Jagger
Favorite guitarist? "Simmons Destroyer"
Model for new Sistine Chapel? Ben Franklin
Voice if God wanted to sing? Stabbing Westward's singer
Stonehenge? Landmark for boundaries.
Easter Island? Ice, telephone pole holes.
Dinosaurs? Brontosaurs' feet hurt when stepped.
Dinosaurs slept in water.
Hardest part in evolution? Getting monkey mothers to hold babies nursing.
(Smothering a problem).
Happiest day in evolution? "Fruit"
Significant thing in evolution? "Fish shoulders"
Biggest thing to fly (pterodactyl)? "Couch"
What made pterodactyls happy? "Members against organs"
What did Neanderthals think about? "Warmth"
What was the first thing cooked? I think He said "hair".
What was Lucy's husband's name? "Golem"
Was stegosuarus lame like turtles? "Not pet rocks"
T-Rex? Lugged carcases over his shoulder.
Carcus lasted a month.
How does He feel about the Avatar movie?"Sick skin"
What do You like at zoos with kids? "Dignity" Animals worried about dignity.
Who's better alien or preditor? "Lions"
What from You is like a Rubik's cube? Training a horse.
Does He like mirrored glass megachurch? "Secular glass"
Pipe Organs Are sacred.
You like to hangout in courts?Hospitals?"Prisons"
Best way for Bill Gates to save lives? Earthquake prediction
Stem cells? Lower hanging fruit exists (2007)
Eleventh commandment? Thou shall not litter.(Maybe, glory of Creation)
Before Katrina Floods do justice. Black bead elder (tree book)
After Katrina Suffering Simplifies Life
What field are You most better? Economics
Favorite toy for kids? Magnifying glass
Asked Jesus if He liked mustard?"Bad meat happeneth"
(Reluctantly) Faith healing? "It's complicated"
Mars? Start planting!
Mars rover? Should have had a microphone
Storm on Saturn Pollen
Space war game? Should have space weather.
Saturn's hexagon pole cloud? "Compass" (Magnetism)
Liquid moon's odd atmosphere? "Surf"
How many E.T. civs in Universe? 20 or 80 (I forgot. I died laughing.)
Are they peaceful? Fight them! (Also, funny.)
How can Judge Judy improve? No hard feelings
How can Chef Ramsay improve? Make so it doesn't seem like toil for cooks.
How can Hawking communicate? Blow from a nostril on a candle.
Wormholes? Bent wormholes have echoes.
Operating system? Was about to make line number column in editor.
God nixed it. I was about to do different graphic modes when I found 800x600
missing. God said just one mode 640x480. I was about to add child windows. God
said, "God is not the author of such confusion." I asked for verification of
640x480 16 color. God said it was because of the children and their offerings.
I asked about sound. God said "single voice". I asked for verification of not
having different drivers. God confirmed this.
640x480 16 color? God said it was a covenant, like circumcision.
Modern graphics hard for kids/amateurs.
On Unix? God said it was rich with the patina of age.
On Alcohol? Hate inebriation
On rare steak? Too rare is very bad. Don't eat blood!
Just before Katrina? Floods do my justice.Black bead elder(tree book)
After Katrina? Suffering simplifies life
Why the Sandy Hook shooting? The pot legalization law. (Sarcastic answer?)
Deep Water Horizon (Claimed credit.)
Cost of God's time to me? "The complete works of Shakespeare"
On death? "awful"
Opening of Saving Private Ryan? "Ouch"