I just had McDonalds

proof: http://imgur.com/9WXSNqv
Posting from my phone, using their wifi. Had a big Mac, fries, and a sprite. Afterwards, I redacted the receipt with ketchup (I forgot I had an app for doing that), and posted here.

Feel free to ask me questions.

Why is there so much ketchup?

I ate McDonalds only once in my life.

>>3
One time too many.

>>2
I don't know why I got that much. I didn't really think that through. I hope Ronald-sama isn't mad at me for my wastefulness.

I love that you spelled /lounge/ using ketchup. I didn't notice that at first glance.

We're gift in Amurrika

Uh, dude, please tell me you didn't handle your photography device with greasy fingers after eating your burger!

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Hello friends! I am back. Sortly after I posted >>5, the oil change place next door called to tell me that my car was ready, so I had to go about my day. I had considered posting while driving, but the judge said that one more fuck up and they'll take my license.

>>6
Thank you. I had to improvise because I didn't have a pen, but I did have a french fry.

>>8
Surprisingly little grease, actually. Besides that, I hate when condiments and lettuce fall off the burger, so I wrap half in a napkin while eating it, so I didn't touch much. The fries are protected with a thick layer of salt, which prevents them from polluting my fingers.

But anyway, this phone is supposed to be waterproof, so it is probably greaseproof too. If a little grease hurts it, I will just send it back. It cost $700 and if Samsung thinks they can sell sort that expensive in the US market without even fast-food-testing then... then it's going to be a class action lawsuit.

check em

>>11
Nice, bro xD

BF > GF
^_^

>>13
?_?

big dick george went to mcdonalds once
and there fall of shrimp dick henry begin
i see henry and bitch at table
bitch: "omg ur the cutest"
shrimp dick henry "no ure the cutest!!!"
shrimp dick henry "will u love me 4ever????"
but then bitch see bulge from across room!!
bitch: "I WANT BIG DICK GIVE ME BIG DICK!!"
shrimp dick henry: "well dick is no megadick but it is ok dick and give great earmassage and buy flower"
bitch: "GIVE ME BIG DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
big dick georges dick delivery does not wait for finish food
"you summon dick?"
shrimp dick henry: "what is this rude rudeness ill have yo"
but force of erection crush skull to wall before could finish
out of pocket fall wedding ring
i then fuck bitch!!!!
she was jewish so vagina was crooked but all vagina fix by might of dick!!!!!!!!
semen flow out of ears nose eyes anus and carry wedding ring into sewer
henry spend all money on gift for bitch
so family must bury in trashcan
with little piece of broken vagina he love much
but dog ate at funeral
Hahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!
this is fate of all tinydickman who do not direct kill self on witness of mighty bulge!!!!!!

>>15

big dick georges dick delivery does not wait for finish food

this is poetry

>>16
12 year old

>>17

shrimp dick