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/prog/ dating

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 18:57

I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

If you are interested, hit me up with a reply and we'll see where it leads.

Name: Foxxxy83 2014-12-29 20:52

>>1
Q: are you only into grils? do you believe in reincarnation?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 22:10

There are no girls on /prog/riders that aren't also boys.

Here are some alternatives:
ISIS sells lolies ages 1-9 for only $172 each. Plus, with the horrors of the war, she's probably already mind broken and can easily be made to be emotionally dependent on you for life. As an atheist, you should have no moral qualms doing that.
There are plenty of strong, independent wymyn pretending to be programmers on HackerKikes that you can hit on. Probably upper middle class with a college education, but she may try to get you for retroactive rape.
Try going on somewhere like craigslist and ask for nigress that would be willing to be your slave. Surely at least one black woman has a fetish for that sort of thing.
Get a Russian mail order bride. Send Nikita's mother $20 and a one way plane ticket, destination: your house. Don't let her learn English or make friends, tell her you can have her deported. If she get's uppity, Hans Reiser that whore.
your're hand, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-29 22:35

>>3
your're
Kimmo pls

Name: RedCream 2014-12-30 0:20

>>3
Hans Reiser that whore.

I caught that reference. Are you admitting a roal? You may be repoarted if soa. Poast a reply foar cloasure in this matter.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 14:30

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 15:03

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 16:14

>>6

who goes to jupiter

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-30 19:11

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-31 0:02

>>9

pretty much

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-31 9:34

Religion is a cancer of man...it has not done anythign at all but lies. deceit and scam books of eternal life by smart people who trick unfortunate people who cant think for themselves.

I recommend: library.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-31 9:38

>>11

Religion is a construct of man. Man was already like that BEFORE religion. HUMANS are liars and thieves and murderers. The world wouldn't be some incredible place if religion hadn't existed. Wars still would have been fought and ideologies still would have formed because THAT IS HOW PEOPLE ARE. Humans are the cancer, not religion.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-31 14:57

>>11
Buddhism is ok though, I think the real problem is Semitic religions.

Name: RedCream 2014-12-31 17:52

Humans invented religion. Foar 13.7 billion years the universe got along just fine without religion.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 1:11

>>13,14
actually falling for it

i thought this site was more sophisticated but nope
banana up the ass that'll show those christards

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 3:25

>>13
Buddhism is stupid mystic garbage that explicitly aims to be as nonsensical as possible. There is absolutely no truth to be found in or through Buddhism. The real reason the only violence most of them will ever commit is setting themselves on fire is because they are all stupid faggots who deny external reality and stop believing in cliffs right before they walk off them.

>>15
Ahaha, le feodrafags athiest so omg edgdy, amirite, /g/rojob? At least post the one where he boils oil and pours it on his balls while both moaning in pleasure and groaning in agony.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 4:03

>>16
mystic
oh muh gerd le bad word, fellow /b/tard Fedora-Atheist master of sex-god 9000! i agree, you unmeasurable IQ science genius *lights cigar.... puffs* me and you tuxedo(linux rocks winblows sucks rox lol lel lulz)-friend sure are masters of sex and atheism and all that and those nuh-nuh-nuh-nuhtty religi-spiri-mah-mah-mah-mahstyicaltards oughtah learn their place under our sex-science-atheism-virginity-godness.
only gods here no girls allowed

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 4:42

Atheists are always the worst shitheads.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 12:40

What's a Fedora? Isn't it just a Linux distribution?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 15:31

>>16
Monks have been mobbing and killing chinks in Tibet.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-01 17:10

>>20
Do you wear your pants on your head, too? And hold food utensils with your toes? Write from right to left, bottom to top? Flush yourself down the toilet, leaving shit and piss on the floor?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-02 14:39

>>19
It's a hat. I don't know no wearable linux that goes in your head, you bozo.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-02 14:45

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-03 16:25

>>16
aims to be as nonsensical as possible
Actually you are an ignorant fuckhead faggot and Buddhism is the only religion with a very complex formal system known as Buddhist logic (which is completely useless by the way).

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 10:33

>>24
I remember the first time I smoked weed.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 10:38

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 10:40

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 11:44

>>27
Negroes inside, do not click.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 11:13

I'm single.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 16:19

>>29
Let's meat-up and slap ballsacks.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 16:22

I'm up for that. But you know it is gay if the balls are touching?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 17:49

>>33
Excellent dubs. They have been checked before they were even gotten. Precognitive dubs check. The future is now.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 19:09

Suika is the best 2hu and anyone that says otherwise is a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 19:45

>>33
Stupid pedophile.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-16 20:13

>>34

Tell me about your shotgun.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-17 12:01

faggeots

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-18 0:39

I knew I recognized this

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-20 3:48

>>1 did you find someone yet?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-20 19:21

>>33

I think you mean "Touhou" you /g/roski 8chan piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 14:41

>>38
No.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 17:54

>>38
* have you found anyone yet?

Since you're focusing on the result, not the action, and not specifying any precise timeframes, Present Perfect is the correct tense to use here.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 18:15

>>22
www.linux.com/news/embedded-mobile/mobile-linux/790177-slide-show-11-smart-eyewear-devices-running-android-or-linux

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-21 21:39

>>41
I really want to strangle you.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 16:10

>>43
Can you strangle my dick instead?

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-22 20:20

- Hey Carlina! Wow.
- Ah, I get it. Yeah, you put me under, dressed me like a woman and then took pictures of me. Laugh's on me huh?
- Well you see Carl, see - uh, you're not just dressed like a woman.
- Oh do go on, please!
- Well, it's very simple really. I just removed your dick so no one will have no need to remove it!
- Then the giant blood stain is uh... what is that, me having my period I guess? He he.
- It could be! Or it could be the spot where I snipped your dick off.
- You're taking this pretty good, Carl. Kudos.
- Seems like this whole thing kinda defeats the purpose, you know?
- Yep. And what I just did was a very bad idea.

Name: RedCream 2015-01-23 4:42

#PERIOD BLOOD

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